"Send some faxes!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Micromanage!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Promote Synergy!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Eat a bagel!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Hit on Debra!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Get Rejected!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Swallow Sadness!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Crash my car!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Blackout in the sewer!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Bomb the russians!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Crash into the sun!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Now im DEEEEEEEAD"
-Andy Samberg original song: Like a Boss
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Poll Results
Hola everyone. The polls have been closed for a while now, but i felt like i'd officially recap on what yall said. So lets get started. and yes im doing this instead of an end of day today :P.
What would you be arrested for?
Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1
Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.
If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.
If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.
Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7
Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=
End of Poll Results - Nov 16
What would you be arrested for?
Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1
Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.
If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.
If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.
Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7
Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=
End of Poll Results - Nov 16
I hate mondays
Hello again everyone, or at least anyone who bothered to show up. Anyway its late today but im going to start posting stuff again as of today. Why do i say i hate mondays today you might ask? Let's see.
-I have to type up a lab i procrastinated on
-I have to type up an essay i procrastinated on
-I have to annotate 8-14 that i procrastinated on
-I have to see the meteor shower that wont come again for another 80 years
-I have to learn an impossible piano part by wednesday. (i just got it today)
-I have to start posting stuff again
-I have to memorize my spanish capitols. LIIIMA PERUUU :)
-I have to practice for the region chair test. like hell.
The moral of this story. Accept less homework.
-I have to type up a lab i procrastinated on
-I have to type up an essay i procrastinated on
-I have to annotate 8-14 that i procrastinated on
-I have to see the meteor shower that wont come again for another 80 years
-I have to learn an impossible piano part by wednesday. (i just got it today)
-I have to start posting stuff again
-I have to memorize my spanish capitols. LIIIMA PERUUU :)
-I have to practice for the region chair test. like hell.
The moral of this story. Accept less homework.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Taking a break
Well hey its not like i didn't warn yall. This blog is soon going to be kicked aside like all of the others. Nevertheless, im just taking a break since this week's music practicing is going to be a bit more vigorous. Needless to say i will begin posting once again on Monday. See ya then!
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
End of day - Nov 8
Arrrrrrgh. So tired today, and yet i did so little. Bleh school tomorrow too. Not one of my favorite sundays, but whatever. So recap, actualy i think basketball at like 6:00 was the only exciting thing today :P
So we decided to play some basketball at like 6:00 where its like friggin pitch black outside, im not even kidding. I could catch the ball since i couldn't see it, and i was eaten alive by mosquitoes. And another thing, we saw some other kids, and one of them who was apparently latino i think, wasn't attacked by mosquitoes. So the other kids were all like "yeah we're getting eaten by f*king racist mosquitoes." since they bit all of them except for the latino kid.
Yes i fell asleep writing this. This is supposed to be for yesterday :P
End of day - Nov 8
So we decided to play some basketball at like 6:00 where its like friggin pitch black outside, im not even kidding. I could catch the ball since i couldn't see it, and i was eaten alive by mosquitoes. And another thing, we saw some other kids, and one of them who was apparently latino i think, wasn't attacked by mosquitoes. So the other kids were all like "yeah we're getting eaten by f*king racist mosquitoes." since they bit all of them except for the latino kid.
Yes i fell asleep writing this. This is supposed to be for yesterday :P
End of day - Nov 8
Quote of the day
Wow, what a late quote today hmm?
(After being beaten by a sack full of candy)
"Now, what did we learn about candy today AJ?"
"...it aint so sweet..."
- Hieu Tran & Avery Matear
(After being beaten by a sack full of candy)
"Now, what did we learn about candy today AJ?"
"...it aint so sweet..."
- Hieu Tran & Avery Matear
Saturday, November 7, 2009
End of day - Nov 7
Ahhhhh so sleepy. Ahhhh so sweaty. Ahhhh must keep blog updated with bodily functions... So Saturday. Good for sleeping until 10:00. Good for eating junk food for breakfast. Good for running around outside. Well good for alot of things. So a late-sweaty recap. (What's funny is that i have about 17 minutes to finish this or else it'll be Sunday.)So a visit from some family, basketball and cricket, and writing a scripted break-up. I like my weekends. :)
So just a big group of my cousins (or close friends, whatever) came to visit. It wasn't like a lunchtime visit nooooo. It lasted from 12:00PM to 11:00PM. We like to talk alot...
Anyway every couple of times i go out to play basketball down by Walker Station Elementary, i see this group of like, Indian dudes doing weird stuff. Today they decided to play cricket on the basketball court. Apparently Joseph got turned on and wanted to spank someone with the cricket paddle...yeah. We also played some basketball with a couple of weird dudes. But i won. That's all that matters. :)
After basketball i took my cousin home and i went off to Pecan Park. Meeting a couple of buddies, i got to witness my first awkward breakup. It probably wont be my last considering they didn't know what to say, (i had to tell them what to)...but hey that's asian romance for you. It aint like the dramas you see on tv yall. Especially the Korean ones. I would know since i have to sit through them during dinner. xP
End of day - Nov 7
So just a big group of my cousins (or close friends, whatever) came to visit. It wasn't like a lunchtime visit nooooo. It lasted from 12:00PM to 11:00PM. We like to talk alot...
Anyway every couple of times i go out to play basketball down by Walker Station Elementary, i see this group of like, Indian dudes doing weird stuff. Today they decided to play cricket on the basketball court. Apparently Joseph got turned on and wanted to spank someone with the cricket paddle...yeah. We also played some basketball with a couple of weird dudes. But i won. That's all that matters. :)
After basketball i took my cousin home and i went off to Pecan Park. Meeting a couple of buddies, i got to witness my first awkward breakup. It probably wont be my last considering they didn't know what to say, (i had to tell them what to)...but hey that's asian romance for you. It aint like the dramas you see on tv yall. Especially the Korean ones. I would know since i have to sit through them during dinner. xP
End of day - Nov 7
Friday, November 6, 2009
End of day - Nov 6
Early end to today. But honestly since it's friday and all, i needed the extra time to write all of this stuff. So lets recap for this awesome day :D. Hmm, blowing up globes, my socks turned blue, rubber band-textbook time, sweeping in science class, mango lolipop, barbie has a SISTER named Skipper...wtf. I know it doesn't seem like much but today was pretty cool...you've got to go with me on this one. xDD
So anyway im in math this morning right? I needed to do this algebra homework that needed a calculator and stuff, but my calculator at home died, so i had to come in this morning. Anyway im done and just sitting around when someone comes in and they're all like hey who wants to help Mrs. Bley with something? So i come in and everyone's blowing up these little globes with straws. So even though im all like wtf im just like ahh whatever. Grab a straw and a globe, yaaa.
So some of yall know i have P.E. 1st period? It's fine and all, except that every time we go outside its sooooo wet with dew and everything. For some reason i decided to wear these cheap blue shoes i had. Anyway i get out there, my shoes get soaked. I come back, and the blue-ness bleeds into my socks :P so throughout the whole days my feet were all wet and cold :P.
Soo math class. Some of yall must have been wondering why ayaz had 20 books on his desk. Yes, there were 20 books exactly. He counted. We had this boring rubber band-launching lab in algebra, and we had to go outside right? So we're recording our stuff and ayaz is like alex hold still i need to write on your back. So he does that for the next 20 min right? By the time we get back his paper is all crumpled up. Mrs Mucarello is all like Ayaz that is pitiful. So Andy suggested that he put books on his desk to flatten it out. Sooo ya.
Science Class at about 5th period. Suhas is like tossing paper around when Coach Mac is just like, Suhas...i think i'd better get you a broom... and everyone was just like LOL. but then when we're making these comic things he taps suhas on the shoulder and hands him a broom and hes just all like hop to it. So next thing i know everyone's giggling as suhas is sweeping his way around the class. Funny funny xD
Almost done. Anyway i bought this mango-pop sr. Wasserman had for us to buy. I bought it originally to bribe someone to tell me something, long story, but anyway she turned it down. Soo no sense letting this go to waste? It was toooooo good tasting :) and im someone who hates fruits mind you. Plus the thing took me an hour to finish. Money well spent? What do you think xD
Finally. Yeah i saw a commercial and they're talking about barbies sisters or whatever. Anyway one of them is named skipper. Uhhh gender-confusion? or...
End of day - Nov 6
So anyway im in math this morning right? I needed to do this algebra homework that needed a calculator and stuff, but my calculator at home died, so i had to come in this morning. Anyway im done and just sitting around when someone comes in and they're all like hey who wants to help Mrs. Bley with something? So i come in and everyone's blowing up these little globes with straws. So even though im all like wtf im just like ahh whatever. Grab a straw and a globe, yaaa.
So some of yall know i have P.E. 1st period? It's fine and all, except that every time we go outside its sooooo wet with dew and everything. For some reason i decided to wear these cheap blue shoes i had. Anyway i get out there, my shoes get soaked. I come back, and the blue-ness bleeds into my socks :P so throughout the whole days my feet were all wet and cold :P.
Soo math class. Some of yall must have been wondering why ayaz had 20 books on his desk. Yes, there were 20 books exactly. He counted. We had this boring rubber band-launching lab in algebra, and we had to go outside right? So we're recording our stuff and ayaz is like alex hold still i need to write on your back. So he does that for the next 20 min right? By the time we get back his paper is all crumpled up. Mrs Mucarello is all like Ayaz that is pitiful. So Andy suggested that he put books on his desk to flatten it out. Sooo ya.
Science Class at about 5th period. Suhas is like tossing paper around when Coach Mac is just like, Suhas...i think i'd better get you a broom... and everyone was just like LOL. but then when we're making these comic things he taps suhas on the shoulder and hands him a broom and hes just all like hop to it. So next thing i know everyone's giggling as suhas is sweeping his way around the class. Funny funny xD
Almost done. Anyway i bought this mango-pop sr. Wasserman had for us to buy. I bought it originally to bribe someone to tell me something, long story, but anyway she turned it down. Soo no sense letting this go to waste? It was toooooo good tasting :) and im someone who hates fruits mind you. Plus the thing took me an hour to finish. Money well spent? What do you think xD
Finally. Yeah i saw a commercial and they're talking about barbies sisters or whatever. Anyway one of them is named skipper. Uhhh gender-confusion? or...
End of day - Nov 6
Quote of the day
"But how did-how did you find a way to CLONE me?"
"Ebay. you can find aaaanything on there..."
-Gus Sorola & Gavino Free
"Ebay. you can find aaaanything on there..."
-Gus Sorola & Gavino Free
Thursday, November 5, 2009
End of day - Nov 5
Ahhhh thursday already. Daylight savings is so weird. Im like sleeping at 10:00 and waking up at like 5:00. Anyway my back really hurts from hunching over the couch to type this up. I really need to get like a desk or whatever. Sooo recap, not much happening today, im surprised. Breakfast at school for like the first time in 2 years, my brother gets this cool sketch pad thing, and region coming up. Yay for me, another boring day.
So anyway i woke up pretty late this morning. (Yes 6:30 is late for me.) So im really slow in the mornings so i didn't have time to eat breakfast right? So i walk into school and since i couldn't go practice violin or whatever today im like you know? Im hungry. So i walk in the line and you know theres actually some okay stuff there. Theres like some bacon, and donuts, and toast and juice, and everything. Okay it might not seem like much but its an awful lot better than the wheat cereal and lactose-free milk i get at home. :P so breakfast was like, the highlight of my day. Yes, MLIA.
You know how my brothers birthday was yesterday? Yeah he got this really cool sketch pad. Well its not like those pads with a bunch of paper. Its like this tablet thing you connect to your computer, and when you draw on it it like makes pictures on the computer! (yes i am dumb) So its like an easier way of using paint, if you've ever wasted some time on paint before. Anywho i think it's a cool idea to get some pictures out that i doodle. Yes i doodle when i get very bored. Like when i cant think of blog posts? yeah thats what i do. Deal with it.
Im kidding.
Uhhhhhh im too lazy. I'll tell yall about region later k? :D
End of day - Nov 5
So anyway i woke up pretty late this morning. (Yes 6:30 is late for me.) So im really slow in the mornings so i didn't have time to eat breakfast right? So i walk into school and since i couldn't go practice violin or whatever today im like you know? Im hungry. So i walk in the line and you know theres actually some okay stuff there. Theres like some bacon, and donuts, and toast and juice, and everything. Okay it might not seem like much but its an awful lot better than the wheat cereal and lactose-free milk i get at home. :P so breakfast was like, the highlight of my day. Yes, MLIA.
You know how my brothers birthday was yesterday? Yeah he got this really cool sketch pad. Well its not like those pads with a bunch of paper. Its like this tablet thing you connect to your computer, and when you draw on it it like makes pictures on the computer! (yes i am dumb) So its like an easier way of using paint, if you've ever wasted some time on paint before. Anywho i think it's a cool idea to get some pictures out that i doodle. Yes i doodle when i get very bored. Like when i cant think of blog posts? yeah thats what i do. Deal with it.
Im kidding.
Uhhhhhh im too lazy. I'll tell yall about region later k? :D
End of day - Nov 5
BLT, BMT, TNT, LOL
So picture this. It's the day of the orchestra concert and all so like a huge wave of the orchestra all goes to Subway to get like a snack. Or maybe it was dinner but whatever. So anyway i tell this guy i want this Italian Herbs and Cheese bread for my sub.
And he gets the bread and starts putting this random stuff in it. Im all like ... and jenny says
"oh you got the BLT?" and im like
"...sure?"
So the guy who's making my sandwich is like "oh you wanted a BLT?"
Im im just like "no no its fine, just keep doing what you're doing." :P
a couple of minutes later i come up to the cashier person. And someone i forgot says,
"Hey alex, what sandwich did you get?" and im all like
"...I have no idea."
-Thumbs up
And he gets the bread and starts putting this random stuff in it. Im all like ... and jenny says
"oh you got the BLT?" and im like
"...sure?"
So the guy who's making my sandwich is like "oh you wanted a BLT?"
Im im just like "no no its fine, just keep doing what you're doing." :P
a couple of minutes later i come up to the cashier person. And someone i forgot says,
"Hey alex, what sandwich did you get?" and im all like
"...I have no idea."
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Quote of the day
"Yeah so i loved my father. He was a tall man and everyone would look up to him, we'd always go for walks through the park and people would say 'there goes Gort Smothers i wish he was my father'. You know my father ac-"
"Tommy, TOMMY. You're father's name, is Mort."
"...then who was that guy i was walking with..."
-Smothers Brothers
"Tommy, TOMMY. You're father's name, is Mort."
"...then who was that guy i was walking with..."
-Smothers Brothers
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
End of day - Nov 4
Arrrrghhhh headache today. Well not so much but theres this thing in my eye. Like you ever get that feeling where its like theres something in your eyeball punching on the inside? yeah i get that. So what's today? Miercoles? I dunno i dont keep up with it, anyway it's Wednesday and lets recap once again. Tests, and my brother's birthday i forgot about. OMGGGG!!! ONLY 2 THINGS HAPPENED TODAY! :O jk sorta
So bunches of tests. Only like half of them were actually important, so studying wasn't really a priority. But through the whole day im like pulling my hair out reading word after word and stuff. And bubbling in on those annoying little sheets of blue paper ARRGH. Now my head's throbbing again.
So anyway my brother's 15. Whoopdie doo. Well i mean yeah it's awesome and all, what's funny was that i forgot. I actually woke up and heard him remind my mom. And im all like crrrrrap i can't forget this one. I fell asleep and forgot :) So anyway im talking with a couple of friends before first period where someone's like "hey it's November 4th alex". And im like yeah it is. What about it. "Uhh isn't that your brother's birthday?"
Crrrrrrrrrap.
Well anyway im getting him this cool shirt that lights up when you play music! Now whats cool about it is that it lights up to the beat of the song! I'll put the link at the bottom of the post, but anyway it's real cool. About $30 search up "Thelightupshirt" in google or whatever.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2583OLdyfpo
End of day - Nov 4
So bunches of tests. Only like half of them were actually important, so studying wasn't really a priority. But through the whole day im like pulling my hair out reading word after word and stuff. And bubbling in on those annoying little sheets of blue paper ARRGH. Now my head's throbbing again.
So anyway my brother's 15. Whoopdie doo. Well i mean yeah it's awesome and all, what's funny was that i forgot. I actually woke up and heard him remind my mom. And im all like crrrrrap i can't forget this one. I fell asleep and forgot :) So anyway im talking with a couple of friends before first period where someone's like "hey it's November 4th alex". And im like yeah it is. What about it. "Uhh isn't that your brother's birthday?"
Crrrrrrrrrap.
Well anyway im getting him this cool shirt that lights up when you play music! Now whats cool about it is that it lights up to the beat of the song! I'll put the link at the bottom of the post, but anyway it's real cool. About $30 search up "Thelightupshirt" in google or whatever.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2583OLdyfpo
End of day - Nov 4
Your socks suck
Lol you know if you say the title out loud i kinda sounds like a tongue twister? Yes i do have alot of free time =.=.
So you know how when you were little and stuff and you got dressed to go somewhere or whatever. And then you're like screw this im not digging through my drawers and stuff. So you just take out a pair of socks or whatever and put them on. Next thing you know your parents are all like WTF why dont your socks match? And you're just like uhhh whos going to look at my socks anyway. Then you get lectured and stuff about how important it is to not look like a loser and stuff and you have to go dig through your drawers anyway. Does everyone go through this? Yeah probably not. Do i go through this? What do you think.
Seriously who's going to pay attention to your feet or what color socks your wearing? Huh? It's not like wearing not-matching socks means you have like OCD or whatever. Maybe you just dont care what people think or something. Point is no ones going to look at your feet to see if your socks match. Unless thats some sort of turn-on or whatever...i hope not xP
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So you know how when you were little and stuff and you got dressed to go somewhere or whatever. And then you're like screw this im not digging through my drawers and stuff. So you just take out a pair of socks or whatever and put them on. Next thing you know your parents are all like WTF why dont your socks match? And you're just like uhhh whos going to look at my socks anyway. Then you get lectured and stuff about how important it is to not look like a loser and stuff and you have to go dig through your drawers anyway. Does everyone go through this? Yeah probably not. Do i go through this? What do you think.
Seriously who's going to pay attention to your feet or what color socks your wearing? Huh? It's not like wearing not-matching socks means you have like OCD or whatever. Maybe you just dont care what people think or something. Point is no ones going to look at your feet to see if your socks match. Unless thats some sort of turn-on or whatever...i hope not xP
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
End of day - Nov 3
Ah, where does the time go. Its already 9:20 and im about to get kicked off the comp, so i better make this quick. So let's see, Martes...(thats tuesday by the way,) Rock test thing, sleeping in math, and EVERYONE THINKS IM SAD?! seriously yall.
Ahhh rock test. We had to take it today, and im pretty surprised people actually took the time to study. If you're anything like me, you'd know that studying ONLY works when you do it 10 minutes before the test itself. Im just smart that way k? Anywho it was pretty easy, but Coach Mac got a sunburn the other day from fishing, so like half of his face is red. Its just too hard not to stare at...hheuhuhuuh...
Anyway we had this test in math which i had like, half an hour of downtime. I was like soooooooooo sleepy so i fell asleep for about 20 minutes. I woke up and i was all like oya crap i have a test in like 5 minutes. Again, the whole studying thing? Yeah.
I cant tell you how many times people have said to me, "aww why are you so sad?" Im always just like im not sad...Then they say i look like i am. People thats not a sad face. That's just my face. Deal with it. :)
Arrgh my back hurts from hunching over my laptop. Hooray for cramming and sleeping and SAD FACES...
End of Day - Nov 3
Ahhh rock test. We had to take it today, and im pretty surprised people actually took the time to study. If you're anything like me, you'd know that studying ONLY works when you do it 10 minutes before the test itself. Im just smart that way k? Anywho it was pretty easy, but Coach Mac got a sunburn the other day from fishing, so like half of his face is red. Its just too hard not to stare at...hheuhuhuuh...
Anyway we had this test in math which i had like, half an hour of downtime. I was like soooooooooo sleepy so i fell asleep for about 20 minutes. I woke up and i was all like oya crap i have a test in like 5 minutes. Again, the whole studying thing? Yeah.
I cant tell you how many times people have said to me, "aww why are you so sad?" Im always just like im not sad...Then they say i look like i am. People thats not a sad face. That's just my face. Deal with it. :)
Arrgh my back hurts from hunching over my laptop. Hooray for cramming and sleeping and SAD FACES...
End of Day - Nov 3
omg lactose intolerant
So you know how people keep telling me to drink milk so i can get taller? Turns out im lactose intolerant you idiots. Arrgh I've been drinking milk and like throwing up and having diarrhea for like the past year. Yes TMI i know, yall love it dont ya? So anyway i have to get this special milk and cheese and stuff that probably tastes like crap. It's like skim milk...the top part is all water. The bottom is some kind of white powdery stuff that i dont want to know what the hell it's made of... xP
Oyeah and another thing no im not drinking f*king chocolate milk >:(
Yes you love my bodily functions. Admit it.
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Oyeah and another thing no im not drinking f*king chocolate milk >:(
Yes you love my bodily functions. Admit it.
- Thumbs up
Monday, November 2, 2009
End of day - Nov 2
Arrgh such a long day today. I hate mondays. SOOO much. and even a little bit more since last weekend seemed longer with the whole trick or treating thing and all? Yahh. Anyway just a typical day at school. If you go to school then you'd know how crappy it is hmm? So recap, uhhh oya i got the 100 for playing for the pizza man this morning, we watched a really AWESOME video in Science xDD. And i went out to the club to try out their crappy tennis program arrrgh i hate it soo much.
So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.
1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies
Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.
Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...
End of day - Nov 2
So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.
1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies
Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.
Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...
End of day - Nov 2
Wait, go where?
Hey all, today i showed that video i had of me playing the violin for the pizza man. Anyway i got an extra 100 grade...which is all fine and dandy except that everyone wanted to know where they could find it. If you are going to tell them, just tell them the url to this blog, every view counts ya know!
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Dramatic Screenplay
This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
Quote of the day
(Coach Mac writes down "MC" on the board, which stands for "melting and cooling".)
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
Sunday, November 1, 2009
End of day - Nov 1
Holy crap ANOTHER postless day :O. Hahh jk sorta. Anyway let's recap on today. Hmm, badminton, daylight savings, mark screwing with my fb, and a video of some really REALLY gay moments with mark and joseph. Yeah...usual weekend. And just a side note, there probably aren't going many posts on other weekends. I kinda wasnt expecting it since this is the first weekend of this blog, (yes applause applause), but anyway dont be expecting much on weekends.
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
Quote of the day
"...BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
Saturday, October 31, 2009
End of day - Oct 31
Wow no blog posts at all today. Yeah i've been lazy, but i'm back from the whole trick or treating thing. Anyway it was pretty fun considering what people were "dressed" up as. I put the quotes around dressed because some people were themselves. Well lets see.
Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.
Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).
Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.
Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.
Kidding! Im kidding.
End of day - Oct 31
Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.
Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).
Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.
Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.
Kidding! Im kidding.
End of day - Oct 31
Rant: Tomatoes are fruits? WTF
Yeah that's right. Tomatoes are FRUITS. I didn't get it either! It tastes like a rotten piece of asparagus taped to a pile of mold. And yet people put it in like salads and snacks and soup and stuff. Seriously, the identity of many foods are deemed as something retarded and irrelevant to what the food actually is. Tomatoes? Olives? Avocados? Yeah I don't eat them much either, but you're going to have to learn what they are in case you're a 12-year old on a game show. (Inside joke people.) But what can i say? I hate fruits. I hate tomatoes. Somehow this sick game makes sense.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Quote of the day
Well hey if im up this late, might as well get started before i forget the quote.
"Your mother is so obese, she tried to sit up, but she rocked herself to sleep."
"Your mother is so fat she works at the movies. She's one of the screens."
"That sound you're hearing is coming from your mother's bellybutton. It appears to have formed some sort of echo chamber."
--College Humor
"Your mother is so obese, she tried to sit up, but she rocked herself to sleep."
"Your mother is so fat she works at the movies. She's one of the screens."
"That sound you're hearing is coming from your mother's bellybutton. It appears to have formed some sort of echo chamber."
--College Humor
End of day - Oct 30
Hey world...or 15 people who actually read this stuff. Today was fun mostly because of a friday, but also cause of other stuff, lets see. We got to melt crayons in science, day of the dead in spanish, the pumpkin carving vid is up...nah nothing interesting :D
So yeah we got to melt crayons. My lab partner was apparently too scared to handle fire or whatever, so i got to strike the match and everything, except i burnt my finger and it's kinda itchy now. Anyway we kinda screwed up our experiment since the fire was so small, but it's better than taking notes and stuff.
Dia de los muertos! Day of the dead, which really isn't a scary holiday. More like one of festivities and, "poking fun and death." (Inside joke.) So since we were the last period, we got to hog all of this really yummy "dead person bread" or something around those lines. Then we got this weird herbal juice that looked alot like blood. You think dr. thurman would let us do that? *GASP* Who gives a crap anyway.
And yeah check out the pumpkin video too! It was fun and it turned out pretty good considering my first pumpkin by myself. Anyway the video's going to be up on Facebook sometime tomorrow, but once again, you can come here from a day to a week earlier to see it on this blog! I know yall love me. ADMIT IT.
End of day - Oct 30
So yeah we got to melt crayons. My lab partner was apparently too scared to handle fire or whatever, so i got to strike the match and everything, except i burnt my finger and it's kinda itchy now. Anyway we kinda screwed up our experiment since the fire was so small, but it's better than taking notes and stuff.
Dia de los muertos! Day of the dead, which really isn't a scary holiday. More like one of festivities and, "poking fun and death." (Inside joke.) So since we were the last period, we got to hog all of this really yummy "dead person bread" or something around those lines. Then we got this weird herbal juice that looked alot like blood. You think dr. thurman would let us do that? *GASP* Who gives a crap anyway.
And yeah check out the pumpkin video too! It was fun and it turned out pretty good considering my first pumpkin by myself. Anyway the video's going to be up on Facebook sometime tomorrow, but once again, you can come here from a day to a week earlier to see it on this blog! I know yall love me. ADMIT IT.
End of day - Oct 30
Game shows with kids
Why it doesn't work out? Well let's see:
1. The give stupid answers
2. They look dumb dressed up in suits
3. They try to be funny.
Anyway i just saw this one episode of Family Feud, a game show that's always fun to watch, except this time they played with teams of kids dressed in really bad halloween costumes. The thing is the game show gives out $20,000 every episode, and this time they give it out to KIDS. Now in this game show they ask questions who they surveyed with 100 other people. The gist is to get 200 points, or answers, by giving answers similar to the answers the people who were surveyed gave. These are the questions that gave a group of 5 12-year olds $20,000
Name a color m'n'ms come in
Name an animal that starts with h
Name something kids take lessons for
Name something that flies.
Okay come on. If the economy is so bad go beg your kids for money. That works. What's wrong with game shows and kids? What do you think...
1. The give stupid answers
2. They look dumb dressed up in suits
3. They try to be funny.
Anyway i just saw this one episode of Family Feud, a game show that's always fun to watch, except this time they played with teams of kids dressed in really bad halloween costumes. The thing is the game show gives out $20,000 every episode, and this time they give it out to KIDS. Now in this game show they ask questions who they surveyed with 100 other people. The gist is to get 200 points, or answers, by giving answers similar to the answers the people who were surveyed gave. These are the questions that gave a group of 5 12-year olds $20,000
Name a color m'n'ms come in
Name an animal that starts with h
Name something kids take lessons for
Name something that flies.
Okay come on. If the economy is so bad go beg your kids for money. That works. What's wrong with game shows and kids? What do you think...
i hate my internet
Even if i dont get this alot, i get really sick of it when my internet goes down or whatever. I mean im grateful i have it in the first place, but since its such a huge hub for anything and everything you can do, you can't help but feel frustrated.
Im not saying like, I'm posting how i just took a dump or whatever on twitter when my power goes out, and I'm all like "NOOOOO NOW PEOPLE WONT KNOW WHEN I POOP!" But it's like a big place to talk to people, listen to music, or read this blog, because i know yall love to! :D
Im kidding but like you do alot of stuff and the internet connection guys want to be dumb so they shut down your internet and they're all like HAHAHA loser.
Im kidding again. Anyway happy almost halloween
--Thumbs up
Im not saying like, I'm posting how i just took a dump or whatever on twitter when my power goes out, and I'm all like "NOOOOO NOW PEOPLE WONT KNOW WHEN I POOP!" But it's like a big place to talk to people, listen to music, or read this blog, because i know yall love to! :D
Im kidding but like you do alot of stuff and the internet connection guys want to be dumb so they shut down your internet and they're all like HAHAHA loser.
Im kidding again. Anyway happy almost halloween
--Thumbs up
Quote of the day
"After recieving tons of feedback, we learned that many iphone users wanted a physical keyboard instead of a touch screen. So we put in a compass...just to f*ck with you. :D"
--Jacksfilms
--Jacksfilms
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Notice
Hey world just one last thing today. When you vote on the polls try to only vote once k? Although it might be interesting to see what people say, I use them to kinda track how many different people visit, sooo ya. Dont take it the wrong way, i love that you guys vote anyway, but one vote one person plzz. Thanks a bundle!
--Thumbs up
--Thumbs up
End of day - Oct. 29
Hey all whats up. I figured I might as well put in little End of the day recaps every day, since coming up with interesting blog posts makes my thinker-box hurt. So with that said, Let the end of the day begin!
So whats up world. Well actually what is there to say today? Choking on some nerds candy, drawing on pumpkins, my dog's a vampire. Ehh, nothing much
Yeah i bought some nerds candy the other day. You know, the little pink and purple candies that are about 1/8 size of your pinky finger nail? Yeah, that little rascal decided to be a little sh*t and clog my epiglottis. :D sorry i felt like saying something like that today.
Anyway yeah i did buy a pumpkin, and I was going to carve it tomorrow after school, then make a sped up video showing you guys the process. Don't worry, it'll be up by uhh, Saturday i think? Whatever. I got through drawing the design. (It's only a little face that looks like the :D smiley.)
And yes my dog is a vampire. You see in spanish i got bored so i picked this tiny little scab on my leg. Next thing i know it starts like, gushing out blood, and like, oozing down my leg...which was pretty gross. Anyway i only wiped it up with a tissue, so there was like a smear on my leg when i got home. I was sitting at the computer when my dog started licking up all of the dried blood. Yeah, eat that twilight fan-BITCHES. I'm jk jk... dont eat me.
End of day - Oct 29
So whats up world. Well actually what is there to say today? Choking on some nerds candy, drawing on pumpkins, my dog's a vampire. Ehh, nothing much
Yeah i bought some nerds candy the other day. You know, the little pink and purple candies that are about 1/8 size of your pinky finger nail? Yeah, that little rascal decided to be a little sh*t and clog my epiglottis. :D sorry i felt like saying something like that today.
Anyway yeah i did buy a pumpkin, and I was going to carve it tomorrow after school, then make a sped up video showing you guys the process. Don't worry, it'll be up by uhh, Saturday i think? Whatever. I got through drawing the design. (It's only a little face that looks like the :D smiley.)
And yes my dog is a vampire. You see in spanish i got bored so i picked this tiny little scab on my leg. Next thing i know it starts like, gushing out blood, and like, oozing down my leg...which was pretty gross. Anyway i only wiped it up with a tissue, so there was like a smear on my leg when i got home. I was sitting at the computer when my dog started licking up all of the dried blood. Yeah, eat that twilight fan-BITCHES. I'm jk jk... dont eat me.
End of day - Oct 29
Tap Bottle Filter
I guess I'm spoiled when it comes to what i like to drink, since I'm like addicted to sodas and beer and drugs and stuff. I'm kidding, but i rarely drink water anyway unless I'm playing sports or whatever. All i know is that when you see it come out of the sink, it's alot harder to drink tap water, and i dont even know why.
Also have you ever left a bottle of water out in the sun? I mean it's just water, yet it tastes sooooo bad, arrrgh. The only one i really like to drink is like filtered water or whatever, but the thing is i only drink it with water. (I'm soo spoiled :O)
Just a last thing have you ever drank warm milk? I mean i know you probably have when you were a baby or whatever, but when I try to drink warm milk now i like throw up. Yaa.
--Thumbs up
Also have you ever left a bottle of water out in the sun? I mean it's just water, yet it tastes sooooo bad, arrrgh. The only one i really like to drink is like filtered water or whatever, but the thing is i only drink it with water. (I'm soo spoiled :O)
Just a last thing have you ever drank warm milk? I mean i know you probably have when you were a baby or whatever, but when I try to drink warm milk now i like throw up. Yaa.
--Thumbs up
Quote of the day
"Mommy says i ride on the short bus because I'm special"
--T-shirt: David and Goliath inc.
--T-shirt: David and Goliath inc.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Had to put this up
"im gona let you finish sleepin, but martin luther king had the best dream of ALL TIME"
Laugh!
A woman eager for company buys a parakeet from the local pet store. She brings it home only to have her anticipation killed when the bird doesn't speak. She goes back to the pet store and buys the bird a coil of yarn for its cage.
The bird doesn't talk.
She goes back to the pet store and buys the bird a bell.
The bird still doesn't speak.
She goes to the pet store and buys a hammock and a home for the bird.
Still nothing.
One day she walks by the birds cage to see it dying on the floor of its home. With its last strength, the bird slowly sits up and whispers,
"Don't they have any food at the pet store?"
The bird doesn't talk.
She goes back to the pet store and buys the bird a bell.
The bird still doesn't speak.
She goes to the pet store and buys a hammock and a home for the bird.
Still nothing.
One day she walks by the birds cage to see it dying on the floor of its home. With its last strength, the bird slowly sits up and whispers,
"Don't they have any food at the pet store?"
Bipolar
It's probably not the serious disorder kinda thing going on, but I do know I'm pretty Bipolar when it comes to outbursts. Like some days I'll be really happy in the morning, then during Science i get really mad, and I don't know why. I have to yell at someone, or like hit something for real. Then next period i feel like laughing. It's really weird, well maybe not to that extreme, but you get what I mean.
Have you ever gotten that feeling where you just need to yell at someone or something? Because i get that at least once a day...so if you do too you might want to consider looking up Bipolar Disorder or whatever. And sorry to a couple of people who I blew up at today in ELA. That was the time where i yelled today. So if I ever blow up at you, or like get really mad for no reason, it's nothing personal, K? I'm sorry, I'm a bit crazy lately because I'm on drugs. I'm kidding.
Oh and just another thing, I'm changing the whole weekly video thing to like, 2-day video. Since waiting 1 week for another cool video just isn't fun.
--Thumbs up
Have you ever gotten that feeling where you just need to yell at someone or something? Because i get that at least once a day...so if you do too you might want to consider looking up Bipolar Disorder or whatever. And sorry to a couple of people who I blew up at today in ELA. That was the time where i yelled today. So if I ever blow up at you, or like get really mad for no reason, it's nothing personal, K? I'm sorry, I'm a bit crazy lately because I'm on drugs. I'm kidding.
Oh and just another thing, I'm changing the whole weekly video thing to like, 2-day video. Since waiting 1 week for another cool video just isn't fun.
--Thumbs up
Notice
Yeah if you haven't noticed already, below all of the posts is the time of day that they get posted. It's kinda screwed up, so in case you're wondering, No I'm not getting up at 4:00AM to post these. K?
--Thumbs up
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Clones
What happens when you type Alex Luong into the google search bar? Let's see.
Hmm my computer seems to be acting screwy, so i can't see the photos myself. However I will say that the Alex Luong taking a picture from the mirror actually looks okay. Maybe me when I'm older? Look out ladies, I'm single. JKJK Then there's the one without the eyebrows. No comment. Lastly there's the chick. That can't be me if i were a girl. I would be WAYYY hotter than that. I'll be f*king Megan Fox but asian. :DDD im kidding.
--Thumbs up
Hmm my computer seems to be acting screwy, so i can't see the photos myself. However I will say that the Alex Luong taking a picture from the mirror actually looks okay. Maybe me when I'm older? Look out ladies, I'm single. JKJK Then there's the one without the eyebrows. No comment. Lastly there's the chick. That can't be me if i were a girl. I would be WAYYY hotter than that. I'll be f*king Megan Fox but asian. :DDD im kidding.
--Thumbs up
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
POSERS. Haha im jk
Obviously the whole idea of blogging belonged to Kevin at first, and this is just made by me to pass the time. But feel free to go and stuff yourself silly with all of the stuff at a couple of others' blogs/sites/etc.
Unfortunately i don't have all of the addressees, but go ahead and ask the few for them.
Alex V. (who is < Alex L)
Cody Kenner
Jenny Ren
Kevin Wu <--Original
And once your done stuffing yourself over at their sites, you can come back and regurgitate it all here! Im kidding.
Oyeah and also thanks for all of the voting on those polls. Come back and visit often mmkay?
--Thumbs up yo
Unfortunately i don't have all of the addressees, but go ahead and ask the few for them.
Alex V. (who is < Alex L)
Cody Kenner
Jenny Ren
Kevin Wu <--Original
And once your done stuffing yourself over at their sites, you can come back and regurgitate it all here! Im kidding.
Oyeah and also thanks for all of the voting on those polls. Come back and visit often mmkay?
--Thumbs up yo
Laugh!
A rather drunk-looking man enters a store and requests a bottle of mouthwash from the cashier. The cashier replies,
"No, you're probably just going to chug this down and vomit outside of my store!."
"I'll have you know that i have my first date in over 5 years tonight, and i wanted to be fresh for her."
"Oh, I apologize sir. Here you are."
He placed a bottle of mouthwash on the counter.
The man stares at it and says,
"Can I get one that's refrigerated?"
"No, you're probably just going to chug this down and vomit outside of my store!."
"I'll have you know that i have my first date in over 5 years tonight, and i wanted to be fresh for her."
"Oh, I apologize sir. Here you are."
He placed a bottle of mouthwash on the counter.
The man stares at it and says,
"Can I get one that's refrigerated?"
Rant: Vegetables vs Fruits
Hooray for the first rant born on blogger!
-Applause Applause-
Oh and also I will be putting these rants on facebook as a note, but one week after i put them up here. So if you want to get to these early just go ahead and stroll back here. (Also bring a bag for your eyes to throw up mmkay?)
There's a bunch of like...differences and similarities between the two. Like they're...not candy. They're...not soda. They're not donuts...yeah you get the ideas. But for real, most people like fruits more than vegetables. Personally i like vegetables more than fruits, which i'll go into later. So which one is superior? Let's find out.
Challenge 1: Appearance
A disappointing defense from both sides. Vegetables just look plain gross sometimes. Especially Eggplants. They're F*KING PURPLE. It's like im eating barney for pete's sake. Fruits also look pretty gross to me, since like, they can rot pretty easily...so you can look forward to those brown bananas people. On the other hand, some fruits look pretty appetizing like mangoes and grapes, maybe dragonfruit. Challenge 1 goes to FRUITS for exotic and somewhat more appetizing appearance.
Challenge 2: Taste
Once again, just plain disappointing. Vegetables generally taste bad. They taste bad when they're steamed. They taste bad in a salad. They taste bad anyway. My least favorite? BEANSPROUTS. Ughh...they make my tummy throw up. Or i guess it'd be more of my mouth throwing up...but whatever. Fruits taste a bit sweeter. Especially since they're not cooked or anything unlike vegetables. However, if you have a sweet tooth like me, and are accustomed to the sugar in stuff, you'll see fruits containing something similar to a false sweetness. Like you bite into it and it's sweet, you chew it a little bit, a little less sweet, you swallow it, just plain gross. Do other people think this way? Probably not. But personally, Challenge 2 goes to VEGETABLES for taste honesty.
Challenge 3: Nutrition?
To someone around my age, this is probably the least important trait of the food. (Ironically.) But in reality vegetables are more nutritious than fruits. That's kinda why we're pushed so hard to eat our green stuff. On the other hand, Fruits are a great alternative to sugary snacking,(note that i disagree with this :P) and can actually be more nutritious depending on your snack intake. Unfortunately, Challenge 3 is a TIE.
Challenge 4: Imitation
To put this simply, its how the food is accepted in other forms. For example, fruit snacks. There's a reason they don't call them vegetable snacks you know. Vegetables just aren't used in other artificials simply because they just taste worse. Juices, Candies, Vitamins, and Drinks are themed after fruits more often because they are more appealing. However, the sugars and other flavorings put in those products also contribute to the "false sugary taste" of real fruits, (see above), so if you like common fruit themed snacks, prepare to take a side. Challenge 4 goes to FRUITS, for imposed taste.
Challenge 5: Smell
Smell technically isnt a bad thing. You ever see those air fresheners? Although i'd love for there to be an asparagus fragrance in my car, there just arent as many as there are for strawberry, mango, or grape essences. Also the sweet, tropical smell of fruits are a welcome reminder that your life can still be sweet and fruity. Challenge 5 goes to FRUITS, for smelliness.
THE FINAL VERDICT: Fruits wins by a longshot. I still prefer vegetables, but from a kid's perspective, you'll like fruits better. So what's your opinion?
--Thumbs up
-Applause Applause-
Oh and also I will be putting these rants on facebook as a note, but one week after i put them up here. So if you want to get to these early just go ahead and stroll back here. (Also bring a bag for your eyes to throw up mmkay?)
There's a bunch of like...differences and similarities between the two. Like they're...not candy. They're...not soda. They're not donuts...yeah you get the ideas. But for real, most people like fruits more than vegetables. Personally i like vegetables more than fruits, which i'll go into later. So which one is superior? Let's find out.
Challenge 1: Appearance
A disappointing defense from both sides. Vegetables just look plain gross sometimes. Especially Eggplants. They're F*KING PURPLE. It's like im eating barney for pete's sake. Fruits also look pretty gross to me, since like, they can rot pretty easily...so you can look forward to those brown bananas people. On the other hand, some fruits look pretty appetizing like mangoes and grapes, maybe dragonfruit. Challenge 1 goes to FRUITS for exotic and somewhat more appetizing appearance.
Challenge 2: Taste
Once again, just plain disappointing. Vegetables generally taste bad. They taste bad when they're steamed. They taste bad in a salad. They taste bad anyway. My least favorite? BEANSPROUTS. Ughh...they make my tummy throw up. Or i guess it'd be more of my mouth throwing up...but whatever. Fruits taste a bit sweeter. Especially since they're not cooked or anything unlike vegetables. However, if you have a sweet tooth like me, and are accustomed to the sugar in stuff, you'll see fruits containing something similar to a false sweetness. Like you bite into it and it's sweet, you chew it a little bit, a little less sweet, you swallow it, just plain gross. Do other people think this way? Probably not. But personally, Challenge 2 goes to VEGETABLES for taste honesty.
Challenge 3: Nutrition?
To someone around my age, this is probably the least important trait of the food. (Ironically.) But in reality vegetables are more nutritious than fruits. That's kinda why we're pushed so hard to eat our green stuff. On the other hand, Fruits are a great alternative to sugary snacking,(note that i disagree with this :P) and can actually be more nutritious depending on your snack intake. Unfortunately, Challenge 3 is a TIE.
Challenge 4: Imitation
To put this simply, its how the food is accepted in other forms. For example, fruit snacks. There's a reason they don't call them vegetable snacks you know. Vegetables just aren't used in other artificials simply because they just taste worse. Juices, Candies, Vitamins, and Drinks are themed after fruits more often because they are more appealing. However, the sugars and other flavorings put in those products also contribute to the "false sugary taste" of real fruits, (see above), so if you like common fruit themed snacks, prepare to take a side. Challenge 4 goes to FRUITS, for imposed taste.
Challenge 5: Smell
Smell technically isnt a bad thing. You ever see those air fresheners? Although i'd love for there to be an asparagus fragrance in my car, there just arent as many as there are for strawberry, mango, or grape essences. Also the sweet, tropical smell of fruits are a welcome reminder that your life can still be sweet and fruity. Challenge 5 goes to FRUITS, for smelliness.
THE FINAL VERDICT: Fruits wins by a longshot. I still prefer vegetables, but from a kid's perspective, you'll like fruits better. So what's your opinion?
--Thumbs up
Fake Blood???
Haha thanks to someone for giving me this topic, which kinda fits with the fact that halloween is (once again) right around the corner. Anyway the quality of fake blood really depends on either
1. When the movie was made
2. Who its made by
For one thing, if you ever see those cheesy kung fu movies from like, the 60's, you'd know it looks kinda like watered-down ketchup. However, if you see like, 28 days later or whatever, its like they took a bath in like...your guts. Yes i have done this before. >:D
Also there was this one f*king disgusting halloween candy last year called like...strawberry blood or whatever. It was like super concentrated cough syrup, and its pretty gross.
Just a side note, if some people use like,ketchup as fake blood, wouldn't asains use like...mustard when they bleed? It only makes sense. Like, yellow skin, yellow blood...yeah you get the idea. Anyway what do you think about it?
P.S. Mustard is yummier than ketchup
P.S.S P.S. stands for postscript. Hooray for ELA vocab
--Thumbs up yall
1. When the movie was made
2. Who its made by
For one thing, if you ever see those cheesy kung fu movies from like, the 60's, you'd know it looks kinda like watered-down ketchup. However, if you see like, 28 days later or whatever, its like they took a bath in like...your guts. Yes i have done this before. >:D
Also there was this one f*king disgusting halloween candy last year called like...strawberry blood or whatever. It was like super concentrated cough syrup, and its pretty gross.
Just a side note, if some people use like,ketchup as fake blood, wouldn't asains use like...mustard when they bleed? It only makes sense. Like, yellow skin, yellow blood...yeah you get the idea. Anyway what do you think about it?
P.S. Mustard is yummier than ketchup
P.S.S P.S. stands for postscript. Hooray for ELA vocab
--Thumbs up yall
Monday, October 26, 2009
Cutting Corners
Usually when you talk about cutting corners, you think of cheating on your run grades, or trying to cut down on money spending. When i talk about cutting corners, i talk about my azn failing.
The way i look at it, if you have less than a 95 in any class you're asian failing. If you have less than a 90 then you're SUPER azn failing. Luckily for me i didnt SUPER asian fail this time. I've had the most trouble with my ELA and my Science grades. 90's in BOTH! :D
Okay it might not be the best, but i actually like those clases this year. In science coach mac is really cool. And in Mr. Robison's class a bunch of buddies in that class. Especially asians :D. It's like coach mac's emotions are replaced with a big blob of like, sarcasm and dry humor. IT'S COOL! :DDD
O yeah and also i can cut down on all of my algebra studying this year, which is a huge load off for me. But one issue is that im alone for NHD and Science fair as well. So im kinda screwed after the Winter Break. Until them i am going procrastinate my A$$ off and enjoy it! :D I love my system of work.
The way i look at it, if you have less than a 95 in any class you're asian failing. If you have less than a 90 then you're SUPER azn failing. Luckily for me i didnt SUPER asian fail this time. I've had the most trouble with my ELA and my Science grades. 90's in BOTH! :D
Okay it might not be the best, but i actually like those clases this year. In science coach mac is really cool. And in Mr. Robison's class a bunch of buddies in that class. Especially asians :D. It's like coach mac's emotions are replaced with a big blob of like, sarcasm and dry humor. IT'S COOL! :DDD
O yeah and also i can cut down on all of my algebra studying this year, which is a huge load off for me. But one issue is that im alone for NHD and Science fair as well. So im kinda screwed after the Winter Break. Until them i am going procrastinate my A$$ off and enjoy it! :D I love my system of work.
Halloweenies
Unfortunately i didnt make up the title, but it caught my attention nonetheless. Anyway Halloween might be one of my favorite times of the year, next to christmas and my birthday. With free candy, an excuse to wear a weird costume, and halloween specials on Tv, what's not to like?
What's funny was that there was this bit on snl where they were making fun of this woman on the news who was giving tips on how to save money. It went a little bit like this:
Woman: Now we all know the economy is in a rut right now, and you know what it affects the most?
Reporter: Whats that?
Woman: Groceries. Luckily Halloween is right around the corner. All you have to do is bring a trash bag like i did with my kids last year, and we brought enough food to last us a month, as well as enough to pay the dentist!
I dont remember everything. :D
What i hate the most about halloween. I just don't like it when your parents come along with you. Its like they kill the mood, and whenever they follow you around EVERYWHERE it makes you feel like such a kid. Although it might be dangerous you gotta let your kids let loose.
Yes i like watching halloween specials. Hey i watch cartoon and tv all the time? so i am sort of a kid, although i don't think ANYONE can be too old to watch cartoons.
Oya before i forget, im going to be a f*king banana again this year. WOO HOO. Just go to random houses and sing the peanut butter jelly song...that's the life. After all, if you dont want to try too hard to be scary, why not be something stupid? That's where i come in.
--Thumbs up!
What's funny was that there was this bit on snl where they were making fun of this woman on the news who was giving tips on how to save money. It went a little bit like this:
Woman: Now we all know the economy is in a rut right now, and you know what it affects the most?
Reporter: Whats that?
Woman: Groceries. Luckily Halloween is right around the corner. All you have to do is bring a trash bag like i did with my kids last year, and we brought enough food to last us a month, as well as enough to pay the dentist!
I dont remember everything. :D
What i hate the most about halloween. I just don't like it when your parents come along with you. Its like they kill the mood, and whenever they follow you around EVERYWHERE it makes you feel like such a kid. Although it might be dangerous you gotta let your kids let loose.
Yes i like watching halloween specials. Hey i watch cartoon and tv all the time? so i am sort of a kid, although i don't think ANYONE can be too old to watch cartoons.
Oya before i forget, im going to be a f*king banana again this year. WOO HOO. Just go to random houses and sing the peanut butter jelly song...that's the life. After all, if you dont want to try too hard to be scary, why not be something stupid? That's where i come in.
--Thumbs up!
Rant: This one's about idioms
The other less-known rant i had up. Maybe a bit less funny, but enjoy anyway!
yay another pointless sorta venting session WHATEVER. did i mention that i didn't know what venting was until just recently? no joke.
1. A friend used it in a chat
2. Someone had it on their blog
3. Someone mentioned it on my other note
and if you're wondering YES. this was the note i accidentally erased by pressing the f*king back button. jeez. im so upset i wasted like 20 min of my life >:((((
well anyway an idiom is supposed to be like a saying that means something "beyond" the context. in english that means it says something but it means something else. no i did not get this at first. no i do not get half of them. to me you have to see an idiom right? You kinda have to cock your head a couple of times, and kinda like say it to yourself. then it takes a couple of moments to like...process it and stuff. Then you get that "dope slap" moment. (idiom there.) kudos to mr. simmons for showing us that one lol. (another one!)
Is this how everyone will figure out an idiom? Not really. Is this how I figure out idioms? Yes. =.= it keeps my ela periods interesting so DONT JUDGE ME. :DDD
AND ANOTHER THING. if you ask me idioms are for old people :DDDD
Dope slap
This is when like you dont get somethign right? You're like struggling...sweating. your hand trembles with stress. you can't think. then someone tells you the answer. and you're all like "OHHHH! HAHA I GET IT NOW!" and like having a spaz attack in front of the teacher. (Or your parents in my case. then they kinda freak out.) This kinda started out when people would like give themselves a bop on the head when they went "Ohh. i get it!" No you arent slapping a dope. Dont go slapping a 6th grader mmkay? Cause they're all dopes. well more like retarded but you get my drift. (haha im so G)
Dont be so anal
Okay i didn't really get this one either. It was really awkward for me hearing this one. It was even more awkward hearing it from my mother. (once again dont judge me xD). I really forgot how the conversation went and im pretty sure i forgot what it was supposed to mean. I think it's like when someone is so detailed and points out your mistakes. so like if you write theyre instead of there and your teacher is like oh you wrote that wrong. You could say "dont be so anal!".
--DISCLAIMER--
any detention/suspension/expelling/misdemeanor etc. is hereby not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your teacher. Just sayin...dont say it. please.
Kudos to you
most likely if you didnt know what this meant and someone said this to you you'd be all like "WTF don't give me kudos...i don't even know what a KUDO is so shut up...jerk." Haha maybe im just joking with myself but seriously it sounds kinda like an insult to me. Its like saying im giving you credits for so and so. You get credit for this. I have to give you kudos. Whatever. to me it just sounds like you're insulting some dumb people. Dont worry it gets fun.
--DISCLAIMER--
any injury or death resulting from assault of insulted "dumb person" is not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your local dumb person. chances are he's very big. and he can sit on you.
Crack of dawn
HAHAHA okay okay. Im pretty sure you know what this means. (If not please read the above note and disclaimer because you are a dumb person :D). I just HAD to put this in because it sounds like some guy named Dawn's buttcrack. So like if you're like one of those soap things in the toilet bowl. And you're all like "wake me up at the crack of dawn mmkay?" and the toilet bowls all like "k". Then a guy named dawn needs to take a number 2 and gets himself situated on the toilet. And the soaps all like "yay! the crack's here!" Once again don't judge me. :DDD
Put your thinking caps on.
This really isn't an idiom. It's more like an insult to children's intelligence everywhere. It's not even an idiom! It's more like a crappy motivational saying that the thurmanator or mr. fatty came up with to get the students to "try" harder. We know how to think idiots. we don't need any f*king caps. you complain about our money issues anyway. We're not in 2nd grade mmkay douchebags?
K im done. and yes that last part was more of the venting but ya. I was guessing this was more interesting than those surveys or FILL IN THE BLANK thingamajigs. Im not saying they're bad...but they're so many! and people are hypocritical about how they feel about it. If you're going to do it than just say you are! There's no shame in it...at least i hope so
done! :D bi bi thumbs up mmkay? <---lol i just like saying that. DONT JUDGE ME :DDDD <---that too
yay another pointless sorta venting session WHATEVER. did i mention that i didn't know what venting was until just recently? no joke.
1. A friend used it in a chat
2. Someone had it on their blog
3. Someone mentioned it on my other note
and if you're wondering YES. this was the note i accidentally erased by pressing the f*king back button. jeez. im so upset i wasted like 20 min of my life >:((((
well anyway an idiom is supposed to be like a saying that means something "beyond" the context. in english that means it says something but it means something else. no i did not get this at first. no i do not get half of them. to me you have to see an idiom right? You kinda have to cock your head a couple of times, and kinda like say it to yourself. then it takes a couple of moments to like...process it and stuff. Then you get that "dope slap" moment. (idiom there.) kudos to mr. simmons for showing us that one lol. (another one!)
Is this how everyone will figure out an idiom? Not really. Is this how I figure out idioms? Yes. =.= it keeps my ela periods interesting so DONT JUDGE ME. :DDD
AND ANOTHER THING. if you ask me idioms are for old people :DDDD
Dope slap
This is when like you dont get somethign right? You're like struggling...sweating. your hand trembles with stress. you can't think. then someone tells you the answer. and you're all like "OHHHH! HAHA I GET IT NOW!" and like having a spaz attack in front of the teacher. (Or your parents in my case. then they kinda freak out.) This kinda started out when people would like give themselves a bop on the head when they went "Ohh. i get it!" No you arent slapping a dope. Dont go slapping a 6th grader mmkay? Cause they're all dopes. well more like retarded but you get my drift. (haha im so G)
Dont be so anal
Okay i didn't really get this one either. It was really awkward for me hearing this one. It was even more awkward hearing it from my mother. (once again dont judge me xD). I really forgot how the conversation went and im pretty sure i forgot what it was supposed to mean. I think it's like when someone is so detailed and points out your mistakes. so like if you write theyre instead of there and your teacher is like oh you wrote that wrong. You could say "dont be so anal!".
--DISCLAIMER--
any detention/suspension/expelling/misdemeanor etc. is hereby not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your teacher. Just sayin...dont say it. please.
Kudos to you
most likely if you didnt know what this meant and someone said this to you you'd be all like "WTF don't give me kudos...i don't even know what a KUDO is so shut up...jerk." Haha maybe im just joking with myself but seriously it sounds kinda like an insult to me. Its like saying im giving you credits for so and so. You get credit for this. I have to give you kudos. Whatever. to me it just sounds like you're insulting some dumb people. Dont worry it gets fun.
--DISCLAIMER--
any injury or death resulting from assault of insulted "dumb person" is not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your local dumb person. chances are he's very big. and he can sit on you.
Crack of dawn
HAHAHA okay okay. Im pretty sure you know what this means. (If not please read the above note and disclaimer because you are a dumb person :D). I just HAD to put this in because it sounds like some guy named Dawn's buttcrack. So like if you're like one of those soap things in the toilet bowl. And you're all like "wake me up at the crack of dawn mmkay?" and the toilet bowls all like "k". Then a guy named dawn needs to take a number 2 and gets himself situated on the toilet. And the soaps all like "yay! the crack's here!" Once again don't judge me. :DDD
Put your thinking caps on.
This really isn't an idiom. It's more like an insult to children's intelligence everywhere. It's not even an idiom! It's more like a crappy motivational saying that the thurmanator or mr. fatty came up with to get the students to "try" harder. We know how to think idiots. we don't need any f*king caps. you complain about our money issues anyway. We're not in 2nd grade mmkay douchebags?
K im done. and yes that last part was more of the venting but ya. I was guessing this was more interesting than those surveys or FILL IN THE BLANK thingamajigs. Im not saying they're bad...but they're so many! and people are hypocritical about how they feel about it. If you're going to do it than just say you are! There's no shame in it...at least i hope so
done! :D bi bi thumbs up mmkay? <---lol i just like saying that. DONT JUDGE ME :DDDD <---that too
Rant: I hate alot of things.
My first rant and apparently the more popular one. I had to put this one on here. Enjoy!
i hate alot of things. one of them being how i hate that i restated the title. but whatever. most of the stuff being like all the crap dr thurman throws at us. (which is probably her own poopies fresh from the thurman cave.) but theres some other stuff i hate. mainly because i like hating things.
i hate how like, when you walk into a room, and you wanna do something. so you're just strolling down...but then once you get there you forget. and then you spend like 2 min. trying to figure it out. then you walk back where you where and suddenly remember. i seem to do this alot...wonder why. :P
i hate 6th graders. i really do. i mean i know that we were 6th graders before but COME. ON. were we really that annoying? like they go around screaming at random people for fun. they try and be cool by calling everyone gay. and whenever you say something to them they don't like, they say "your mom."
"be quiet little 6th graders"
"your MOM."
"what that doesnt even make sense"
"exactly!"
"wtf you're retarded."
"your MOM"
it kinda keeps going on like that.
I hate how the thurmanator like...pisses everyone off every day right? Then she comes down and she's all like "get to class everybody! smile! :D" and acting like everyone loves her. jeez she's just so full of it sometimes.
i hate how teachers at school will like, blow up at you for like, forgetting to pick up your trash, or taking a shortcut through the other hall. like when you're trying to run to class and a teacher goes "HEY YOU. GO BACK DOWN THE HALL AND WALK BACK" and you're like wtfff that's going to make me MORE late you idiot. then when you walk by and they have that smirk on their face saying "if you didn't run you wouldn't be late wouldn't you young man?" and im like smiling back thinking "yeah you f@@king douchebag."
i hate when people lie to me. like it might be fun sometimes, but when you overdo it, it gets really annoying JOSEPH. or just sometimes when people try to lie to you when there's something important. then when you figure it out you glare at them. then they're grinning thinking they're all funny. and im like "jeez, can't take a hint?"
i hate how like, everyday the guys i would sit with at lunch would "jack" claudia's stuff for "fun". First of all it's not funny, it's gotten pretty old. second you guys get like, food everywhere which is kinda gross. third it's super annoying.
(Russell-Kevin-Joseph-Imran-James-maybe gary-maybe jerry)
and another thing. i hate how people always say "you JACKED my things." first of all that doesn't make sense. second of all you sound like you're TRYING to use slangs. third people who use it always put emphasis on the A sound.
like "hey don't JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MY THINGS"
it's....just don't say it...please...its kinda fail
and ANOTHER thing. i hate how people overuse the word: fail. like you're supposed to say fail during irony...but in a sarcastic tone KINDA. im not saying thats the only way to say it...but still.
Like if someone gets a 69 on a test and someone says FAIL.
1.Thats kinda stating the obvious
2.It makes you look odd
3.It might hurt someone's feelings.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. (don't you just love how all these things tie together?) i hate how people take feelings so seriously. i mean i know i have done this, and i feel friggin stupid for it, but i hate how people can be so meticulous and take EVERY LITTLE THING someone does and morph it to look like theyre SOOOO oppressed. people like that MAGNIFY like...life to create drama.
to all the people out there who do this, (you know who you are), do me a favor. watch something called mexican soap operas. im not being racist...but this is what you look like.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. Looks. i mean...even though people say it means nothing about you...it actually seems to unfortunately. its like people ridicule people who don't dress nice, or have nice hair, or giggle at retarded things. im sort of a victim (which i hate) to this, but to me i dress how i do (ambercrombie and such) to NOT look like a 6th grader. (hint hint)
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. i look like a 6th grader? CMON! i hate that! im short, okay that's one thing. i have a funny face. okay sure...whatever. my voice...thats not nice. you know in 7th grade mrs largent thought i was a 6th grader? (which is why i hate her) i came up the stairs and start to walk down the hall and she stops me and says, "6th graders go that way." so i have this look on my face thinking w...t...f...and i say
"...im not a 6th grader"
"oyeah?" <---what a b*tch
"...yes..."
"where's your next class?"
"over there. i have mrs. w. next."
"oh...okay"
CMON!!!! REALLY?!?!?
AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. you know how i got after school detention the other day? (long story don't ask) well i go upstairs to mr. fatty's office or WHATEVER his name is i really don't care anymore. so he sits me down and says "so alex, what grade are you in?" and im like
"Im in 8th grade"
"8th grade?!?!" I started to glare at him
"Im sorry! you were just so tiny i thought you were a 6th grader!"
you've gotta be f*ing kidding me. i've lost all respect for that idiot (if he ever had any.) which is funny to me because he actually acts like he has power. jeez.
thank GOODNESS this one isnt linked to all the others...im tired of counting the ANOTHERS. you know how like...guys and girls didn't really get along? well we kinda do now. except it's kinda hard to get together. which i hate. im not talking about getting together on a certain day, but like hanging out together. i remember at michelle's birthday i think? i dunno. so we all storm into her house. the guys get on the couches and play video games. the girls go upstairs and talk about WHO KNOWS WHAT. im kinda standing there going...weren't we just watching a movie together i couple minutes ago? So no one really got together for real. guys and guys. girls and girls. typical
once again not another thing. i hate how people try and become religious zealots. i mean, you're whatever you are right? and you walk around and someone goes up to you and says something random like "HEY ARE YOU (religion goes here)?!?!" and you're all like
"...no"
"well your stupid. that religion sucks. i doesnt make sense."
"well everyone has their own viewpoints."
"YOUR MOM."
uhh...yeah. maybe it doesnt go EXACTLY like that, but just because you're hindu or christian or bhuddist or whatever (don't hate me, im not being prejudice) doesn't mean you have to go hating on everyone else? seriously...
---EDIT---
Okay just one more thing that i really really REALLY hate. (credits to anna for pissing me off with this xD) If someone says "whats up" do not EVER EVER EVER say...
1. The sky
2. The ceiling
3. Etc.
please save the people you're talking to the displeasure of having to force a smile or fake laugh to that response. just...dont. this kind of is a genuine fail. Although this does get me upset i do suppose it's better than saying "nothing." in return.
YOU.KNOW.WHO.YOU.ARE.
---End of Edit---
okay im done now. my head's throbing and my fingers are starting to hurt. if you've read all the way through, then i'd give you a pat on the back or something. gj on hearing me rant. (comment even if you aint tagged tho :D)
i hate alot of things. one of them being how i hate that i restated the title. but whatever. most of the stuff being like all the crap dr thurman throws at us. (which is probably her own poopies fresh from the thurman cave.) but theres some other stuff i hate. mainly because i like hating things.
i hate how like, when you walk into a room, and you wanna do something. so you're just strolling down...but then once you get there you forget. and then you spend like 2 min. trying to figure it out. then you walk back where you where and suddenly remember. i seem to do this alot...wonder why. :P
i hate 6th graders. i really do. i mean i know that we were 6th graders before but COME. ON. were we really that annoying? like they go around screaming at random people for fun. they try and be cool by calling everyone gay. and whenever you say something to them they don't like, they say "your mom."
"be quiet little 6th graders"
"your MOM."
"what that doesnt even make sense"
"exactly!"
"wtf you're retarded."
"your MOM"
it kinda keeps going on like that.
I hate how the thurmanator like...pisses everyone off every day right? Then she comes down and she's all like "get to class everybody! smile! :D" and acting like everyone loves her. jeez she's just so full of it sometimes.
i hate how teachers at school will like, blow up at you for like, forgetting to pick up your trash, or taking a shortcut through the other hall. like when you're trying to run to class and a teacher goes "HEY YOU. GO BACK DOWN THE HALL AND WALK BACK" and you're like wtfff that's going to make me MORE late you idiot. then when you walk by and they have that smirk on their face saying "if you didn't run you wouldn't be late wouldn't you young man?" and im like smiling back thinking "yeah you f@@king douchebag."
i hate when people lie to me. like it might be fun sometimes, but when you overdo it, it gets really annoying JOSEPH. or just sometimes when people try to lie to you when there's something important. then when you figure it out you glare at them. then they're grinning thinking they're all funny. and im like "jeez, can't take a hint?"
i hate how like, everyday the guys i would sit with at lunch would "jack" claudia's stuff for "fun". First of all it's not funny, it's gotten pretty old. second you guys get like, food everywhere which is kinda gross. third it's super annoying.
(Russell-Kevin-Joseph-Imran-James-maybe gary-maybe jerry)
and another thing. i hate how people always say "you JACKED my things." first of all that doesn't make sense. second of all you sound like you're TRYING to use slangs. third people who use it always put emphasis on the A sound.
like "hey don't JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MY THINGS"
it's....just don't say it...please...its kinda fail
and ANOTHER thing. i hate how people overuse the word: fail. like you're supposed to say fail during irony...but in a sarcastic tone KINDA. im not saying thats the only way to say it...but still.
Like if someone gets a 69 on a test and someone says FAIL.
1.Thats kinda stating the obvious
2.It makes you look odd
3.It might hurt someone's feelings.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. (don't you just love how all these things tie together?) i hate how people take feelings so seriously. i mean i know i have done this, and i feel friggin stupid for it, but i hate how people can be so meticulous and take EVERY LITTLE THING someone does and morph it to look like theyre SOOOO oppressed. people like that MAGNIFY like...life to create drama.
to all the people out there who do this, (you know who you are), do me a favor. watch something called mexican soap operas. im not being racist...but this is what you look like.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. Looks. i mean...even though people say it means nothing about you...it actually seems to unfortunately. its like people ridicule people who don't dress nice, or have nice hair, or giggle at retarded things. im sort of a victim (which i hate) to this, but to me i dress how i do (ambercrombie and such) to NOT look like a 6th grader. (hint hint)
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. i look like a 6th grader? CMON! i hate that! im short, okay that's one thing. i have a funny face. okay sure...whatever. my voice...thats not nice. you know in 7th grade mrs largent thought i was a 6th grader? (which is why i hate her) i came up the stairs and start to walk down the hall and she stops me and says, "6th graders go that way." so i have this look on my face thinking w...t...f...and i say
"...im not a 6th grader"
"oyeah?" <---what a b*tch
"...yes..."
"where's your next class?"
"over there. i have mrs. w. next."
"oh...okay"
CMON!!!! REALLY?!?!?
AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. you know how i got after school detention the other day? (long story don't ask) well i go upstairs to mr. fatty's office or WHATEVER his name is i really don't care anymore. so he sits me down and says "so alex, what grade are you in?" and im like
"Im in 8th grade"
"8th grade?!?!" I started to glare at him
"Im sorry! you were just so tiny i thought you were a 6th grader!"
you've gotta be f*ing kidding me. i've lost all respect for that idiot (if he ever had any.) which is funny to me because he actually acts like he has power. jeez.
thank GOODNESS this one isnt linked to all the others...im tired of counting the ANOTHERS. you know how like...guys and girls didn't really get along? well we kinda do now. except it's kinda hard to get together. which i hate. im not talking about getting together on a certain day, but like hanging out together. i remember at michelle's birthday i think? i dunno. so we all storm into her house. the guys get on the couches and play video games. the girls go upstairs and talk about WHO KNOWS WHAT. im kinda standing there going...weren't we just watching a movie together i couple minutes ago? So no one really got together for real. guys and guys. girls and girls. typical
once again not another thing. i hate how people try and become religious zealots. i mean, you're whatever you are right? and you walk around and someone goes up to you and says something random like "HEY ARE YOU (religion goes here)?!?!" and you're all like
"...no"
"well your stupid. that religion sucks. i doesnt make sense."
"well everyone has their own viewpoints."
"YOUR MOM."
uhh...yeah. maybe it doesnt go EXACTLY like that, but just because you're hindu or christian or bhuddist or whatever (don't hate me, im not being prejudice) doesn't mean you have to go hating on everyone else? seriously...
---EDIT---
Okay just one more thing that i really really REALLY hate. (credits to anna for pissing me off with this xD) If someone says "whats up" do not EVER EVER EVER say...
1. The sky
2. The ceiling
3. Etc.
please save the people you're talking to the displeasure of having to force a smile or fake laugh to that response. just...dont. this kind of is a genuine fail. Although this does get me upset i do suppose it's better than saying "nothing." in return.
YOU.KNOW.WHO.YOU.ARE.
---End of Edit---
okay im done now. my head's throbing and my fingers are starting to hurt. if you've read all the way through, then i'd give you a pat on the back or something. gj on hearing me rant. (comment even if you aint tagged tho :D)
Sooo...you're here?
Heyy. You know me, the wannabe gangster, asian, nerd, swimsuit model, etc. And i've got a pretty long history of unfinished blogs. But i've been so bored with the stuff i have to pass the time, that this is all i have left. Hooray for improvision!
Basically you can count on this blog being left in the dust, but feel free to stick around for the time that it's up! I'll be posting some random stuff on here like quotes i like, videos that might be cool, all of my rants, etc. All i can say is read as much as you can before your eyes throw up.
And yes if you're asian go die. :DDD im kididng.
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Basically you can count on this blog being left in the dust, but feel free to stick around for the time that it's up! I'll be posting some random stuff on here like quotes i like, videos that might be cool, all of my rants, etc. All i can say is read as much as you can before your eyes throw up.
And yes if you're asian go die. :DDD im kididng.
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