Rant: Tomatoes are fruits? WTF

Yeah that's right. Tomatoes are FRUITS. I didn't get it either! It tastes like a rotten piece of asparagus taped to a pile of mold. And yet people put it in like salads and snacks and soup and stuff. Seriously, the identity of many foods are deemed as something retarded and irrelevant to what the food actually is. Tomatoes? Olives? Avocados? Yeah I don't eat them much either, but you're going to have to learn what they are in case you're a 12-year old on a game show. (Inside joke people.) But what can i say? I hate fruits. I hate tomatoes. Somehow this sick game makes sense.

Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.

Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.

Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.

Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.