Well hey if im up this late, might as well get started before i forget the quote.
"Your mother is so obese, she tried to sit up, but she rocked herself to sleep."
"Your mother is so fat she works at the movies. She's one of the screens."
"That sound you're hearing is coming from your mother's bellybutton. It appears to have formed some sort of echo chamber."
--College Humor
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