End of Day - Apr 12

Is it bad that every time i write one of these i have to look at my little clock on the computer to see what day it is? Iono i never keep track :/ hey when you've spent all day writing this shit you dont care about details. ANYWAY. I think this is the 3rd or 4th week of being sick. Either i should've taken some medicine or something, or i need to see a doctor. Not that you care about my health or anything, i just felt like sharing. Hell that's what this blog is for anyway so if you dont care about my bodily functions DEAL WITH IT. Blah enough of useless stuff, on with the post!

So what's happened today? Well i had to bring to backpacks to and from school today which was pretty annoying. And Mr. Wasserman fascinated us with paintings of fat people, (seriously that man needs to get out more..). Anyway i think that's it. Hmm, slow day today i guess. Uninteresting day actually, but who cares really.

Well long story short, someone left my backpack outside the Orchestra back door on Friday, i looked for it on Sunday, and it wasn't there. So i brought another backpack today when someone else points out to me that they put the backpack INSIDE the Orchestra room. So two backpacks home. Not that this is the most hella interesting stuff ever i know, but it gives me something to talk about.

What's Next?

So after the usual Spanish lesson, Sr Wasserman decides to enrich us with the culture of Mexico. You might expect something like some authentic Mexican clothing or music, but no. He chose to teach us this through art. But not the typical photography, sculpture, Picasso-kinda art. This art is "Surreal". Put simply he's dissin the laws of physics. So this artist decides to make everyone fat. Even stuff like apples are fat. Fat trucks. Fat little boys. Fat horses. Fat naked women...(quiver). Yeah so how did this have anything to do with Mexican culture? Good question. But hey, nothing like fat-lady porn to go with your spanish lesson right??

End of Day - Apr 12

Sing this post out loud, it'll sound better.

You ever hate watching commercials sometimes? I mean i know you probably don't like them, but sometimes you just HATE seeing one so much, you just want to stab your t.v. But then what happens? A sparkly new commercial comes up and makes you all peachy again! But why is this commercial so much better? Well there could be a few reasons.
-You're tired of old commercials and you're happy for a new one
-It's a movie trailer that you like
-You have some sort of brain damage
or

***The commercial has some sort of song or jingle***

That little starred one is what im talking about. I always loved how some commercials actually took the time to rhyme whatever they had to say, or hire some sort of band or good actor to perform the song. And also, they're just really catchy! Apparently research shows that people who listen to music memorize the lyrics easier than just listening. And who doesn't love a commercial with a song in it? Because there's just so many out there! You've got the Free Credit Report.com guys, Hillshire Farm meat, Education Connection.com, all of these have songs that you'll probably be found humming or whistling to throughout the day. Is it weird to have commercial jingles on your ipod? Not that i have any.. pff.

Anyway you have to admit that saying
"Hello. Lucky Charms brand cereal is better than other cereals",
is less appealing than saying
♪They're magically delicious!♫♪ (In a sort of scottish-limerick accent)

So what do you think? Are commercials better when you can snap your fingers or tap your foot to them? Or are they still the same annoying, frustrating, repetitive, stab-your-T.V. commercial?

Quote of the Day

(Comedians are coming up with phrases you would use to describe someone's truck, but not their girlfriend.)

"...wow you can fit 4 in there."

-Greg Proops