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DAMMIT this one doesn't exactly fit either. Ehhh sorry for the shifted video, but i love the cheap effects they did in this video.
Showing posts with label Blog Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blog Post. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Half an hour left

Hello again everyone. (Or anyone who actually reads this.) Anyway i'm pretty bored right now since im trying to figure out how to upload videos from this video camera because it has over half of our video project on it. (Yeah if i can't figure it out i'm screwed..) But anyway again since we screwed around so much when filming, there's going to be plenty to see here on the blog. Hooray!!

And also if you're reading this like..RIGHT after i post it, you'll see there's only 30 minutes left on that poll over there to the right. Like i've done before, i've kept myself from looking at the results for the 15-ish days it's been up there. Then once that little timer thing hits zero, i'll go through the results and make a post discussing what i think about what yall said. Hooray?

Oyeah and by the way much appreciated if you vote. It lets me know how many people actually come here xD. And no voting twice..i love you but not that much.

Monday, April 19, 2010

6th and 7th graders piss the fuck out of me.

No offense to some 7th or 6th graders out there. What im saying is that out there there are 6th-7th graders i want to stab, or give a little pat on the head, cause they're that adorable. You know which one you are :) Haha anywho there are some younger kids that i just want to drown in a toilet, or hit with an algebra textbook,(the GODDAMN GIGANTIC-ASS one.)or pick up and make him do a faceplant on the floor so you can say "I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD" proudly. There are a few reasons for this...
-They're trying to be cool somehow
-They try and threaten you when they know they're total pussies
-They do a really gay-ass hair flip when their hair is TOO SHORT to flip anyway! (i.e. the justin bieber wannabes.)
-They think they're all that cause they're taller than you. (My least favorite. Guess why.)
-They try and harass you when it's supposed to be the other way around.

By the way have any of yall noticed i make these kinda lists in my posts alot? Annoying? Useful? What do you think?

Anyway anyway i hate those kids who try to slide down the banister. Whoa holy fuck youre cool. That and the fact that they only slide down like one step makes them look SO PATHETIC. Or when they cut in the lunch line or walk down the "wrong" hallway and they think they're SOOO HARDCORE. They make me sick.

When kids are like "stay back mudafucka i gotta blackbelt and dat shit" i cannot help but either sit and laugh, or want to stab them. First of all it's usually the really tiny kids saying this when theyre trying to stand up for themselves or whatever the case may be. And i dont blame them, i used to do the same thing. But these kids kiiiiiind of overreact a little bit and its just pitiful to see our future being brought up like this. I saw a kid the other day who raised his leg in a wannabe-ninja way. Then he put his leg down and he was all like "i coulda killed you with that kick." Everyone cracked up laughing. However this kid was in 8th grade so iono if that counts. If you dont know who im talking about he's a kid that everyone hates in 1st period P.E. Probably one or two of you will know who im talking about.

I can understand if some kids want to flip their hair every once in a while, hell i do that too i guess. But if you're an indian kid with one of those curly or short hairstyles, all youre going to do is make yourself look like an idiot. Or justin beiber. Much of a difference? Not so much. (Nah im just joshin i love justin.) (No i dont.)

If youre taller than someone that doesn't make you any better at ass kicking okay? If you have a blackbelt that doesn't mean you can kick someone's ass either. If you're on the football team that doesn't necessarily mean you can beat someone else. You dont need to be fucking 6th feet to kick someone's gonads. You dont need to take faggot-ass karate to throw a punch at someone's face. And lastly waterboys can't fight. Sorry buddy.

Going "Hey what's up dude." to an 8th grader wont make you any cooler. Slapping a guy's ass when you're in 6th grade doesn't make you any manlier. (Actually that's pretty damn homo..) Walking around the locker room past all the 8th graders in your fucking buzz lightyear tighty whities doesnt make you brave. Learn from this.

I'm going to wrap it up since i know some of yall dont exactly like my posts being too long. Basically dont try and be cool and stand out to 8th graders if you're younger. Be patient, we'll find you LOL. jk jk and also i dont hate ALL of yall, im just sayin. (Again you know who you are.) And lastly im probably just being like this because i think im all big and tough for being 14 years old. Once im in high school it'll be the seniors blogging about me being faggoty-ass. The future isn't too bright for us is it...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Fish with legs?!??

Hey whats going down everyone yeah i know i haven't been posting stuff lately. I've been goofing around soooooo whatever i guess. Maybe i dont need this blog to keep me busy after all. Hmmm (Scratches imaginary beard) Nah but anyway. So i just saw a video from Phillip DeFranco with a surprising story. A new species of fish have evolved enough to grow a pair of feet, and can make their way inland from the water and may even be able to climb trees! (So if a fish were to climb one and fall on someone then the idiom When Fish Fly wouldnt really be useful anymore would it..) Anyway i find it to be extremely scary that im going to see a goddamn walking fish with a gigantic ass jaw. Anyway thats all i have time for, i might see yall tomorrow, if not then monday! Till then.

End of day - Apr 15. (Yes this counts as one)

Walking fish??!? holy fuck...:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/species-of-invasive-fish-walk-on-land-climb-trees.php

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hmmmmmm..

You ever had a thought when you were younger that you just thought was so stupid and useless that ANYONE who even considered whatever it was was either brain-dead or just a homosexual. Then a while after that you find yourself stroking your imaginary beard thinking ...hmmm i could try that. It's weird how our mentalities change. Yall ever get one of those? ...oh you dont. Just me? Really? Well it doesn't have to be something like doing drugs or sex or whatever. Maybe something like getting something like an iphone. When i was younger i used to think anyone who had expensive-ass phones or computers were self absorbed and preppy. But today stuff like the iphones and 3-d computers make up for looking snobby by just being fucking awesome. (Cmon, who doesn't want to watch youtube videos in 3-d??!?!?) Anywho it's not limited to just that. Have you ever thought expensive stuff was for the blondes or the preps?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You all remember when you were younger, that you would always hear that it's not what's on the outside that matters, but on the inside? Well that's all nice and peachy, but they would always make it seem like caring about how you look was stuck up or just bad. So when i was a kid i established an extremely strict $5 budget for buying clothing. I would always tell myself that whoever shops for their own clothes was gay. That they were insecure about something so they needed to shop for better clothes to feel better about themselves. Then come middle school i realized something: what if someone just wants to look nice? It was unheard of! Weren't people who cared about how they looked shallow and insecure? As a matter of fact, they weren't, and they aren't. But dont you see how the mentality changed there? Is it something about maturity that just changes our minds? Or being around other people will just open you up to new things? Or maybe my parents are putting something in my food...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

When i was younger i would always have the short, buzzed, flat-top haircut. And so did my brother. Hey, we were asians. What else are you going to do? Well one day, my brother decided to grow his hair out. My dad was outraged. He fucking exploded to him in the biggest, protective-asian-parent, stuck up speech of his life. He told us about how he was embarrassed to be seen with him, how his hair was insulting to our relatives, and how it showed signs of "rebellion". (Yes, our parents' golden word.) So because of that nice little brainwashing session, i was taught to think that having clean cut hair is the only way to be a good person. Then EPIPHANY!! People who have long hair aren't rebellious, (well i guess they could be), but they just didn't want to have short hair!! Who would've thought??? :O

I guess i've just been brought up the asian-way. Secluded from the rest of the world. Brainwashed to believe that having unkept hair, more than $5 clothing, and phones from this decade was evil..or disrespectful..or homosexual. Have yall ever had that problem? Or i guess im just the odd one out. Meh.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Sing this post out loud, it'll sound better.

You ever hate watching commercials sometimes? I mean i know you probably don't like them, but sometimes you just HATE seeing one so much, you just want to stab your t.v. But then what happens? A sparkly new commercial comes up and makes you all peachy again! But why is this commercial so much better? Well there could be a few reasons.
-You're tired of old commercials and you're happy for a new one
-It's a movie trailer that you like
-You have some sort of brain damage
or

***The commercial has some sort of song or jingle***

That little starred one is what im talking about. I always loved how some commercials actually took the time to rhyme whatever they had to say, or hire some sort of band or good actor to perform the song. And also, they're just really catchy! Apparently research shows that people who listen to music memorize the lyrics easier than just listening. And who doesn't love a commercial with a song in it? Because there's just so many out there! You've got the Free Credit Report.com guys, Hillshire Farm meat, Education Connection.com, all of these have songs that you'll probably be found humming or whistling to throughout the day. Is it weird to have commercial jingles on your ipod? Not that i have any.. pff.

Anyway you have to admit that saying
"Hello. Lucky Charms brand cereal is better than other cereals",
is less appealing than saying
♪They're magically delicious!♫♪ (In a sort of scottish-limerick accent)

So what do you think? Are commercials better when you can snap your fingers or tap your foot to them? Or are they still the same annoying, frustrating, repetitive, stab-your-T.V. commercial?

Monday, November 16, 2009

I hate mondays

Hello again everyone, or at least anyone who bothered to show up. Anyway its late today but im going to start posting stuff again as of today. Why do i say i hate mondays today you might ask? Let's see.

-I have to type up a lab i procrastinated on
-I have to type up an essay i procrastinated on
-I have to annotate 8-14 that i procrastinated on
-I have to see the meteor shower that wont come again for another 80 years
-I have to learn an impossible piano part by wednesday. (i just got it today)
-I have to start posting stuff again
-I have to memorize my spanish capitols. LIIIMA PERUUU :)
-I have to practice for the region chair test. like hell.

The moral of this story. Accept less homework.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

BLT, BMT, TNT, LOL

So picture this. It's the day of the orchestra concert and all so like a huge wave of the orchestra all goes to Subway to get like a snack. Or maybe it was dinner but whatever. So anyway i tell this guy i want this Italian Herbs and Cheese bread for my sub.

And he gets the bread and starts putting this random stuff in it. Im all like ... and jenny says

"oh you got the BLT?" and im like

"...sure?"

So the guy who's making my sandwich is like "oh you wanted a BLT?"

Im im just like "no no its fine, just keep doing what you're doing." :P

a couple of minutes later i come up to the cashier person. And someone i forgot says,

"Hey alex, what sandwich did you get?" and im all like

"...I have no idea."

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Your socks suck

Lol you know if you say the title out loud i kinda sounds like a tongue twister? Yes i do have alot of free time =.=.

So you know how when you were little and stuff and you got dressed to go somewhere or whatever. And then you're like screw this im not digging through my drawers and stuff. So you just take out a pair of socks or whatever and put them on. Next thing you know your parents are all like WTF why dont your socks match? And you're just like uhhh whos going to look at my socks anyway. Then you get lectured and stuff about how important it is to not look like a loser and stuff and you have to go dig through your drawers anyway. Does everyone go through this? Yeah probably not. Do i go through this? What do you think.

Seriously who's going to pay attention to your feet or what color socks your wearing? Huh? It's not like wearing not-matching socks means you have like OCD or whatever. Maybe you just dont care what people think or something. Point is no ones going to look at your feet to see if your socks match. Unless thats some sort of turn-on or whatever...i hope not xP

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

omg lactose intolerant

So you know how people keep telling me to drink milk so i can get taller? Turns out im lactose intolerant you idiots. Arrgh I've been drinking milk and like throwing up and having diarrhea for like the past year. Yes TMI i know, yall love it dont ya? So anyway i have to get this special milk and cheese and stuff that probably tastes like crap. It's like skim milk...the top part is all water. The bottom is some kind of white powdery stuff that i dont want to know what the hell it's made of... xP

Oyeah and another thing no im not drinking f*king chocolate milk >:(
Yes you love my bodily functions. Admit it.

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Monday, November 2, 2009

End of day - Nov 2

Arrgh such a long day today. I hate mondays. SOOO much. and even a little bit more since last weekend seemed longer with the whole trick or treating thing and all? Yahh. Anyway just a typical day at school. If you go to school then you'd know how crappy it is hmm? So recap, uhhh oya i got the 100 for playing for the pizza man this morning, we watched a really AWESOME video in Science xDD. And i went out to the club to try out their crappy tennis program arrrgh i hate it soo much.

So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.

1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies

Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.

Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...

End of day - Nov 2

Wait, go where?

Hey all, today i showed that video i had of me playing the violin for the pizza man. Anyway i got an extra 100 grade...which is all fine and dandy except that everyone wanted to know where they could find it. If you are going to tell them, just tell them the url to this blog, every view counts ya know!

Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.

Im kidding.

Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces

Dramatic Screenplay

This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)

-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!

--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!

-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?

--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS

(door swings open)

---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!

-OH SHIT!

--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!

---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)

-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!

(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)

--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.

-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!

--FUCK!!!!!

(Explosion)

Friday, October 30, 2009

Game shows with kids

Why it doesn't work out? Well let's see:

1. The give stupid answers
2. They look dumb dressed up in suits
3. They try to be funny.

Anyway i just saw this one episode of Family Feud, a game show that's always fun to watch, except this time they played with teams of kids dressed in really bad halloween costumes. The thing is the game show gives out $20,000 every episode, and this time they give it out to KIDS. Now in this game show they ask questions who they surveyed with 100 other people. The gist is to get 200 points, or answers, by giving answers similar to the answers the people who were surveyed gave. These are the questions that gave a group of 5 12-year olds $20,000

Name a color m'n'ms come in
Name an animal that starts with h
Name something kids take lessons for
Name something that flies.

Okay come on. If the economy is so bad go beg your kids for money. That works. What's wrong with game shows and kids? What do you think...

i hate my internet

Even if i dont get this alot, i get really sick of it when my internet goes down or whatever. I mean im grateful i have it in the first place, but since its such a huge hub for anything and everything you can do, you can't help but feel frustrated.

Im not saying like, I'm posting how i just took a dump or whatever on twitter when my power goes out, and I'm all like "NOOOOO NOW PEOPLE WONT KNOW WHEN I POOP!" But it's like a big place to talk to people, listen to music, or read this blog, because i know yall love to! :D

Im kidding but like you do alot of stuff and the internet connection guys want to be dumb so they shut down your internet and they're all like HAHAHA loser.

Im kidding again. Anyway happy almost halloween

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tap Bottle Filter

I guess I'm spoiled when it comes to what i like to drink, since I'm like addicted to sodas and beer and drugs and stuff. I'm kidding, but i rarely drink water anyway unless I'm playing sports or whatever. All i know is that when you see it come out of the sink, it's alot harder to drink tap water, and i dont even know why.

Also have you ever left a bottle of water out in the sun? I mean it's just water, yet it tastes sooooo bad, arrrgh. The only one i really like to drink is like filtered water or whatever, but the thing is i only drink it with water. (I'm soo spoiled :O)

Just a last thing have you ever drank warm milk? I mean i know you probably have when you were a baby or whatever, but when I try to drink warm milk now i like throw up. Yaa.

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Why i should've tried out for basketball



Why do you think...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Bipolar

It's probably not the serious disorder kinda thing going on, but I do know I'm pretty Bipolar when it comes to outbursts. Like some days I'll be really happy in the morning, then during Science i get really mad, and I don't know why. I have to yell at someone, or like hit something for real. Then next period i feel like laughing. It's really weird, well maybe not to that extreme, but you get what I mean.

Have you ever gotten that feeling where you just need to yell at someone or something? Because i get that at least once a day...so if you do too you might want to consider looking up Bipolar Disorder or whatever. And sorry to a couple of people who I blew up at today in ELA. That was the time where i yelled today. So if I ever blow up at you, or like get really mad for no reason, it's nothing personal, K? I'm sorry, I'm a bit crazy lately because I'm on drugs. I'm kidding.

Oh and just another thing, I'm changing the whole weekly video thing to like, 2-day video. Since waiting 1 week for another cool video just isn't fun.

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Clones

What happens when you type Alex Luong into the google search bar? Let's see.









Hmm my computer seems to be acting screwy, so i can't see the photos myself. However I will say that the Alex Luong taking a picture from the mirror actually looks okay. Maybe me when I'm older? Look out ladies, I'm single. JKJK Then there's the one without the eyebrows. No comment. Lastly there's the chick. That can't be me if i were a girl. I would be WAYYY hotter than that. I'll be f*king Megan Fox but asian. :DDD im kidding.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

POSERS. Haha im jk

Obviously the whole idea of blogging belonged to Kevin at first, and this is just made by me to pass the time. But feel free to go and stuff yourself silly with all of the stuff at a couple of others' blogs/sites/etc.
Unfortunately i don't have all of the addressees, but go ahead and ask the few for them.

Alex V. (who is < Alex L)
Cody Kenner
Jenny Ren
Kevin Wu <--Original

And once your done stuffing yourself over at their sites, you can come back and regurgitate it all here! Im kidding.

Oyeah and also thanks for all of the voting on those polls. Come back and visit often mmkay?

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Fake Blood???

Haha thanks to someone for giving me this topic, which kinda fits with the fact that halloween is (once again) right around the corner. Anyway the quality of fake blood really depends on either
1. When the movie was made
2. Who its made by
For one thing, if you ever see those cheesy kung fu movies from like, the 60's, you'd know it looks kinda like watered-down ketchup. However, if you see like, 28 days later or whatever, its like they took a bath in like...your guts. Yes i have done this before. >:D

Also there was this one f*king disgusting halloween candy last year called like...strawberry blood or whatever. It was like super concentrated cough syrup, and its pretty gross.

Just a side note, if some people use like,ketchup as fake blood, wouldn't asains use like...mustard when they bleed? It only makes sense. Like, yellow skin, yellow blood...yeah you get the idea. Anyway what do you think about it?

P.S. Mustard is yummier than ketchup
P.S.S P.S. stands for postscript. Hooray for ELA vocab

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