End of Day - Apr 19

Helloooooo again everyone. Okay well i've posted sooo much new stuff today that i dont want to make this post to big otherwise it'd overshadow the other posts. Sooo here's what's gone down today.

Theres a video project me, Ayaz, and Ahsan are all working on together. Since we've had too many outtakes and wont be able to fit them all in the time frame for the video in class, i'll post the entire behind the scenes/outtakes here on the blog! Hooray for publicity!

A new little bit in the blog post line. The short and sweet posts will keep you laughing under a two-minute time frame. Hooray!

Not that you're interested or anything but i'm working with T.J. on the ELA video project and we're supposed to do a fight seen. Only problem is he broke his foot. This should be fun..

End of Day - Apr 19

End of Day - Apr 16

Hey everyone. Well im too lazy to write something for today sooo for the weekend till monday i'll leave yall with a new video. (It's an exploding watermelon, what more could you want..) Anywho enjoy and i'll see yall in 3 days!

End of Day - Apr 16

Fish with legs?!??

Hey whats going down everyone yeah i know i haven't been posting stuff lately. I've been goofing around soooooo whatever i guess. Maybe i dont need this blog to keep me busy after all. Hmmm (Scratches imaginary beard) Nah but anyway. So i just saw a video from Phillip DeFranco with a surprising story. A new species of fish have evolved enough to grow a pair of feet, and can make their way inland from the water and may even be able to climb trees! (So if a fish were to climb one and fall on someone then the idiom When Fish Fly wouldnt really be useful anymore would it..) Anyway i find it to be extremely scary that im going to see a goddamn walking fish with a gigantic ass jaw. Anyway thats all i have time for, i might see yall tomorrow, if not then monday! Till then.

End of day - Apr 15. (Yes this counts as one)

Walking fish??!? holy fuck...:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/species-of-invasive-fish-walk-on-land-climb-trees.php

End of day - Apr 14

Wow ive been really lazy lately haven't i? Not that you really notice what's missing on this blog anyway. Yall cant even get to it unless you see it in my gmail status anyway. (To make things simpler, it's Where Blogs Come to Die . Blogspot.com) Bleh not that yall care..it's just that..AHH forget it. It'll probably make things smoother if i just act like yall care about what i write about anyway. Soo what's happened today? Well a horrible passport experience that lasted 5 hours was fist, then UIL, and finally post-UIL at the mall. Yall probably wont care about what i have to say regarding UIL unless you were there, but in case you (for some odd reason) are interested, then lucky you...weirdo.

Soo this summer im being dragged down to Vietnam for the first time in my life. (All asians gasp in disbelief.) Yeah for most of the asians i talk to it's really weird that i haven't been to my "homeland" ever. Since most of them go like..every year sooo yeah. But anyway it's the first time i'm leaving the country, so i had to get a passport today. yayyy. So this first started yesterday night, where we tried to take our own passport photos. But we couldn't develop them at home, (why? i have no idea.) So then heres what happens

-I go to walgreens at 7:30 to develop the photos
-Their printer was down so we went to CVS pharmacy to develop them
-CVS's printer didn't like our pictures, annd couldn't print them
-We go to starbucks while we wait for walgreens' printer
-Grab pictures and go to Post Office
-Post office's passport department not open yet
-Head back to take new passport photos at walgreens (our homemade ones were bad)
-Back home to get birth certificates for whatever reason
-Then to scary post office for a 40 minute wait
-Grab Lunch

Elapsed Time: Pretty damn long. Anyway i guess it was worth it since i got to miss 1st-3rd period. Which was nice.

What's Next?

UIL was okay i guess. Except apparently we arrived there an hour EARLY. So we got to stand arounnd foreverrrr until we got to stuff our stuff in an art room. (HAHA I JUST REALIZED i used stuff twice in a row lol..) Anyway but that wasnt the end of it. After unpacking for like 20 minutes, we head to the warm up room. But then once we got on stage we took like 20 MORE minutes JUST to tune. THEN another 10 minutes of JUST tuning in the sight reading room. Ughhh. But anyway all the guys go into the bathroom to change out of the goofy concert clothes right? Well once we get in there we find out theres 3 old dudes like taking pisses and dumps in there. WHILE we changed. Now that's awkward...But anyway we got one's and stuff so it's all good. Even though it was boring as hell at some points, it was worth skipping some school.

What's Next?

I guess going to the mall wasn't too bad. Except the bus ride was hell cause of Nidhi and Jessica. So eventually i moved up the bus a little bit and watched some asians play monopoly on an iphone. I guess the thing i hated the most about going there was that EVERYONE went to the apple store. I feel too much like i'm following the crowd when really im just walking in front of them :P. Not that it's a big issue, just an inconvenience for me, but hey people can go whereever they want. Going back home even tho ms victor told us the bus driver wouldn't let us bring food or drinks on the bus. BUT HAHA shortness win right? right? Dammit yall suck..

End of day - Apr 14

End of Day - Apr 12

Is it bad that every time i write one of these i have to look at my little clock on the computer to see what day it is? Iono i never keep track :/ hey when you've spent all day writing this shit you dont care about details. ANYWAY. I think this is the 3rd or 4th week of being sick. Either i should've taken some medicine or something, or i need to see a doctor. Not that you care about my health or anything, i just felt like sharing. Hell that's what this blog is for anyway so if you dont care about my bodily functions DEAL WITH IT. Blah enough of useless stuff, on with the post!

So what's happened today? Well i had to bring to backpacks to and from school today which was pretty annoying. And Mr. Wasserman fascinated us with paintings of fat people, (seriously that man needs to get out more..). Anyway i think that's it. Hmm, slow day today i guess. Uninteresting day actually, but who cares really.

Well long story short, someone left my backpack outside the Orchestra back door on Friday, i looked for it on Sunday, and it wasn't there. So i brought another backpack today when someone else points out to me that they put the backpack INSIDE the Orchestra room. So two backpacks home. Not that this is the most hella interesting stuff ever i know, but it gives me something to talk about.

What's Next?

So after the usual Spanish lesson, Sr Wasserman decides to enrich us with the culture of Mexico. You might expect something like some authentic Mexican clothing or music, but no. He chose to teach us this through art. But not the typical photography, sculpture, Picasso-kinda art. This art is "Surreal". Put simply he's dissin the laws of physics. So this artist decides to make everyone fat. Even stuff like apples are fat. Fat trucks. Fat little boys. Fat horses. Fat naked women...(quiver). Yeah so how did this have anything to do with Mexican culture? Good question. But hey, nothing like fat-lady porn to go with your spanish lesson right??

End of Day - Apr 12

End of Day - Apr 8

Mmm a little early to be writing i guess. Actually i wouldn't know since i haven't written one of these in around 6 months. Anywayyyy what's been going on lately? Post-TAKS testing, dying of disease, annoying orchestra conductors, and cartwheeling to places. What else is new.

So how was the TAKS test? In a few words it's actually, boring, easy, tedious, sleep-preventing, you know to be honest it can't really be described in a few words. Basically for an asian it's too easy for the annoying training they put us through. They give you around 5 hours to finish it when you get it done in 1. The rest of the time you're doing one of few things:
- Checking over your answers
- Reading/Finishing a book that you probably already read
- Shooting a rubber band type thing around
- Waiting for lunch
- Sleeping. (Rare)
Sometimes it makes me feel like the test isn't even worth passing...

What's Next?

I've heard of people being sick for a while, but this cough thing has been with me for around 3 weeks now. And if you were in the same TAKS testing room as me, you would've heard me violently hacking up some shit every few seconds. Either that or I was sniffling. I wouldn't be surprised if I got on everyone's nerves that day. Anywho i dont seem to be getting any better, i hope i dont die. Actually i do. I'm asian, I'm gay, and a black man's president. (HAHA reference to the polls over on the side) ANYWAY not that yall probably care about my health anyhow. Half of the asians i know wouldn't find out about my death unless it was an article in their math textbook. haha i kid.

But seriously yall. Anyway What's Next?

So yeah not that most of yall probably care about orchestra, but there was some guest conductor dude or WHATEVER that was "helping" us with our uil pieces. The problem was he was telling us to do all of this weird stuff, like stuff OPPOSITE of what Ms. Victor would tell us to do. Anyway i had the greatest time of my life watching puzzled kids audibly sound out a "huh" during class. And we're seeing him tomorrow! Yayyyyyyyyyy...

I'm being sarcastic by the way. Anyway What's Next?

Yeah im not sure why i put the cartwheel thing in there. I can't even do a cartwheel. I'm sad now ughhh. Story of my life, 14 year old who rants on blogs and can't do cartwheels.

End of day - Apr 8th

Poll Results

Hola everyone. The polls have been closed for a while now, but i felt like i'd officially recap on what yall said. So lets get started. and yes im doing this instead of an end of day today :P.

What would you be arrested for?

Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1

Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.

If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.

If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.

Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7

Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=

End of Poll Results - Nov 16

End of day - Nov 8

Arrrrrrgh. So tired today, and yet i did so little. Bleh school tomorrow too. Not one of my favorite sundays, but whatever. So recap, actualy i think basketball at like 6:00 was the only exciting thing today :P

So we decided to play some basketball at like 6:00 where its like friggin pitch black outside, im not even kidding. I could catch the ball since i couldn't see it, and i was eaten alive by mosquitoes. And another thing, we saw some other kids, and one of them who was apparently latino i think, wasn't attacked by mosquitoes. So the other kids were all like "yeah we're getting eaten by f*king racist mosquitoes." since they bit all of them except for the latino kid.

Yes i fell asleep writing this. This is supposed to be for yesterday :P

End of day - Nov 8

End of day - Nov 7

Ahhhhh so sleepy. Ahhhh so sweaty. Ahhhh must keep blog updated with bodily functions... So Saturday. Good for sleeping until 10:00. Good for eating junk food for breakfast. Good for running around outside. Well good for alot of things. So a late-sweaty recap. (What's funny is that i have about 17 minutes to finish this or else it'll be Sunday.)So a visit from some family, basketball and cricket, and writing a scripted break-up. I like my weekends. :)

So just a big group of my cousins (or close friends, whatever) came to visit. It wasn't like a lunchtime visit nooooo. It lasted from 12:00PM to 11:00PM. We like to talk alot...

Anyway every couple of times i go out to play basketball down by Walker Station Elementary, i see this group of like, Indian dudes doing weird stuff. Today they decided to play cricket on the basketball court. Apparently Joseph got turned on and wanted to spank someone with the cricket paddle...yeah. We also played some basketball with a couple of weird dudes. But i won. That's all that matters. :)

After basketball i took my cousin home and i went off to Pecan Park. Meeting a couple of buddies, i got to witness my first awkward breakup. It probably wont be my last considering they didn't know what to say, (i had to tell them what to)...but hey that's asian romance for you. It aint like the dramas you see on tv yall. Especially the Korean ones. I would know since i have to sit through them during dinner. xP

End of day - Nov 7

End of day - Nov 6

Early end to today. But honestly since it's friday and all, i needed the extra time to write all of this stuff. So lets recap for this awesome day :D. Hmm, blowing up globes, my socks turned blue, rubber band-textbook time, sweeping in science class, mango lolipop, barbie has a SISTER named Skipper...wtf. I know it doesn't seem like much but today was pretty cool...you've got to go with me on this one. xDD

So anyway im in math this morning right? I needed to do this algebra homework that needed a calculator and stuff, but my calculator at home died, so i had to come in this morning. Anyway im done and just sitting around when someone comes in and they're all like hey who wants to help Mrs. Bley with something? So i come in and everyone's blowing up these little globes with straws. So even though im all like wtf im just like ahh whatever. Grab a straw and a globe, yaaa.

So some of yall know i have P.E. 1st period? It's fine and all, except that every time we go outside its sooooo wet with dew and everything. For some reason i decided to wear these cheap blue shoes i had. Anyway i get out there, my shoes get soaked. I come back, and the blue-ness bleeds into my socks :P so throughout the whole days my feet were all wet and cold :P.

Soo math class. Some of yall must have been wondering why ayaz had 20 books on his desk. Yes, there were 20 books exactly. He counted. We had this boring rubber band-launching lab in algebra, and we had to go outside right? So we're recording our stuff and ayaz is like alex hold still i need to write on your back. So he does that for the next 20 min right? By the time we get back his paper is all crumpled up. Mrs Mucarello is all like Ayaz that is pitiful. So Andy suggested that he put books on his desk to flatten it out. Sooo ya.

Science Class at about 5th period. Suhas is like tossing paper around when Coach Mac is just like, Suhas...i think i'd better get you a broom... and everyone was just like LOL. but then when we're making these comic things he taps suhas on the shoulder and hands him a broom and hes just all like hop to it. So next thing i know everyone's giggling as suhas is sweeping his way around the class. Funny funny xD

Almost done. Anyway i bought this mango-pop sr. Wasserman had for us to buy. I bought it originally to bribe someone to tell me something, long story, but anyway she turned it down. Soo no sense letting this go to waste? It was toooooo good tasting :) and im someone who hates fruits mind you. Plus the thing took me an hour to finish. Money well spent? What do you think xD

Finally. Yeah i saw a commercial and they're talking about barbies sisters or whatever. Anyway one of them is named skipper. Uhhh gender-confusion? or...

End of day - Nov 6

End of day - Nov 5

Ahhhh thursday already. Daylight savings is so weird. Im like sleeping at 10:00 and waking up at like 5:00. Anyway my back really hurts from hunching over the couch to type this up. I really need to get like a desk or whatever. Sooo recap, not much happening today, im surprised. Breakfast at school for like the first time in 2 years, my brother gets this cool sketch pad thing, and region coming up. Yay for me, another boring day.

So anyway i woke up pretty late this morning. (Yes 6:30 is late for me.) So im really slow in the mornings so i didn't have time to eat breakfast right? So i walk into school and since i couldn't go practice violin or whatever today im like you know? Im hungry. So i walk in the line and you know theres actually some okay stuff there. Theres like some bacon, and donuts, and toast and juice, and everything. Okay it might not seem like much but its an awful lot better than the wheat cereal and lactose-free milk i get at home. :P so breakfast was like, the highlight of my day. Yes, MLIA.

You know how my brothers birthday was yesterday? Yeah he got this really cool sketch pad. Well its not like those pads with a bunch of paper. Its like this tablet thing you connect to your computer, and when you draw on it it like makes pictures on the computer! (yes i am dumb) So its like an easier way of using paint, if you've ever wasted some time on paint before. Anywho i think it's a cool idea to get some pictures out that i doodle. Yes i doodle when i get very bored. Like when i cant think of blog posts? yeah thats what i do. Deal with it.

Im kidding.

Uhhhhhh im too lazy. I'll tell yall about region later k? :D

End of day - Nov 5

End of day - Nov 4

Arrrrghhhh headache today. Well not so much but theres this thing in my eye. Like you ever get that feeling where its like theres something in your eyeball punching on the inside? yeah i get that. So what's today? Miercoles? I dunno i dont keep up with it, anyway it's Wednesday and lets recap once again. Tests, and my brother's birthday i forgot about. OMGGGG!!! ONLY 2 THINGS HAPPENED TODAY! :O jk sorta

So bunches of tests. Only like half of them were actually important, so studying wasn't really a priority. But through the whole day im like pulling my hair out reading word after word and stuff. And bubbling in on those annoying little sheets of blue paper ARRGH. Now my head's throbbing again.

So anyway my brother's 15. Whoopdie doo. Well i mean yeah it's awesome and all, what's funny was that i forgot. I actually woke up and heard him remind my mom. And im all like crrrrrap i can't forget this one. I fell asleep and forgot :) So anyway im talking with a couple of friends before first period where someone's like "hey it's November 4th alex". And im like yeah it is. What about it. "Uhh isn't that your brother's birthday?"

Crrrrrrrrrap.

Well anyway im getting him this cool shirt that lights up when you play music! Now whats cool about it is that it lights up to the beat of the song! I'll put the link at the bottom of the post, but anyway it's real cool. About $30 search up "Thelightupshirt" in google or whatever.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2583OLdyfpo

End of day - Nov 4

End of day - Nov 3

Ah, where does the time go. Its already 9:20 and im about to get kicked off the comp, so i better make this quick. So let's see, Martes...(thats tuesday by the way,) Rock test thing, sleeping in math, and EVERYONE THINKS IM SAD?! seriously yall.

Ahhh rock test. We had to take it today, and im pretty surprised people actually took the time to study. If you're anything like me, you'd know that studying ONLY works when you do it 10 minutes before the test itself. Im just smart that way k? Anywho it was pretty easy, but Coach Mac got a sunburn the other day from fishing, so like half of his face is red. Its just too hard not to stare at...hheuhuhuuh...

Anyway we had this test in math which i had like, half an hour of downtime. I was like soooooooooo sleepy so i fell asleep for about 20 minutes. I woke up and i was all like oya crap i have a test in like 5 minutes. Again, the whole studying thing? Yeah.

I cant tell you how many times people have said to me, "aww why are you so sad?" Im always just like im not sad...Then they say i look like i am. People thats not a sad face. That's just my face. Deal with it. :)

Arrgh my back hurts from hunching over my laptop. Hooray for cramming and sleeping and SAD FACES...

End of Day - Nov 3

End of day - Nov 1

Holy crap ANOTHER postless day :O. Hahh jk sorta. Anyway let's recap on today. Hmm, badminton, daylight savings, mark screwing with my fb, and a video of some really REALLY gay moments with mark and joseph. Yeah...usual weekend. And just a side note, there probably aren't going many posts on other weekends. I kinda wasnt expecting it since this is the first weekend of this blog, (yes applause applause), but anyway dont be expecting much on weekends.

So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.

Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.

Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D

And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.

P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(

End of day - Nov 1

End of day - Oct 31

Wow no blog posts at all today. Yeah i've been lazy, but i'm back from the whole trick or treating thing. Anyway it was pretty fun considering what people were "dressed" up as. I put the quotes around dressed because some people were themselves. Well lets see.

Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.

Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).

Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.

Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.

Kidding! Im kidding.

End of day - Oct 31

End of day - Oct 30

Hey world...or 15 people who actually read this stuff. Today was fun mostly because of a friday, but also cause of other stuff, lets see. We got to melt crayons in science, day of the dead in spanish, the pumpkin carving vid is up...nah nothing interesting :D

So yeah we got to melt crayons. My lab partner was apparently too scared to handle fire or whatever, so i got to strike the match and everything, except i burnt my finger and it's kinda itchy now. Anyway we kinda screwed up our experiment since the fire was so small, but it's better than taking notes and stuff.

Dia de los muertos! Day of the dead, which really isn't a scary holiday. More like one of festivities and, "poking fun and death." (Inside joke.) So since we were the last period, we got to hog all of this really yummy "dead person bread" or something around those lines. Then we got this weird herbal juice that looked alot like blood. You think dr. thurman would let us do that? *GASP* Who gives a crap anyway.

And yeah check out the pumpkin video too! It was fun and it turned out pretty good considering my first pumpkin by myself. Anyway the video's going to be up on Facebook sometime tomorrow, but once again, you can come here from a day to a week earlier to see it on this blog! I know yall love me. ADMIT IT.

End of day - Oct 30

End of day - Oct. 29

Hey all whats up. I figured I might as well put in little End of the day recaps every day, since coming up with interesting blog posts makes my thinker-box hurt. So with that said, Let the end of the day begin!

So whats up world. Well actually what is there to say today? Choking on some nerds candy, drawing on pumpkins, my dog's a vampire. Ehh, nothing much
Yeah i bought some nerds candy the other day. You know, the little pink and purple candies that are about 1/8 size of your pinky finger nail? Yeah, that little rascal decided to be a little sh*t and clog my epiglottis. :D sorry i felt like saying something like that today.

Anyway yeah i did buy a pumpkin, and I was going to carve it tomorrow after school, then make a sped up video showing you guys the process. Don't worry, it'll be up by uhh, Saturday i think? Whatever. I got through drawing the design. (It's only a little face that looks like the :D smiley.)

And yes my dog is a vampire. You see in spanish i got bored so i picked this tiny little scab on my leg. Next thing i know it starts like, gushing out blood, and like, oozing down my leg...which was pretty gross. Anyway i only wiped it up with a tissue, so there was like a smear on my leg when i got home. I was sitting at the computer when my dog started licking up all of the dried blood. Yeah, eat that twilight fan-BITCHES. I'm jk jk... dont eat me.

End of day - Oct 29