Arrgh such a long day today. I hate mondays. SOOO much. and even a little bit more since last weekend seemed longer with the whole trick or treating thing and all? Yahh. Anyway just a typical day at school. If you go to school then you'd know how crappy it is hmm? So recap, uhhh oya i got the 100 for playing for the pizza man this morning, we watched a really AWESOME video in Science xDD. And i went out to the club to try out their crappy tennis program arrrgh i hate it soo much.
So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.
1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies
Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.
Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...
End of day - Nov 2
Videoooooooooooooooooo
Video Caption. (Ya know..the video up there?)
DAMMIT this one doesn't exactly fit either. Ehhh sorry for the shifted video, but i love the cheap effects they did in this video.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Wait, go where?
Hey all, today i showed that video i had of me playing the violin for the pizza man. Anyway i got an extra 100 grade...which is all fine and dandy except that everyone wanted to know where they could find it. If you are going to tell them, just tell them the url to this blog, every view counts ya know!
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Dramatic Screenplay
This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
Quote of the day
(Coach Mac writes down "MC" on the board, which stands for "melting and cooling".)
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
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