Dramatic Screenplay

This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)

-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!

--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!

-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?

--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS

(door swings open)

---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!

-OH SHIT!

--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!

---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)

-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!

(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)

--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.

-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!

--FUCK!!!!!

(Explosion)