6th and 7th graders piss the fuck out of me.

No offense to some 7th or 6th graders out there. What im saying is that out there there are 6th-7th graders i want to stab, or give a little pat on the head, cause they're that adorable. You know which one you are :) Haha anywho there are some younger kids that i just want to drown in a toilet, or hit with an algebra textbook,(the GODDAMN GIGANTIC-ASS one.)or pick up and make him do a faceplant on the floor so you can say "I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD" proudly. There are a few reasons for this...
-They're trying to be cool somehow
-They try and threaten you when they know they're total pussies
-They do a really gay-ass hair flip when their hair is TOO SHORT to flip anyway! (i.e. the justin bieber wannabes.)
-They think they're all that cause they're taller than you. (My least favorite. Guess why.)
-They try and harass you when it's supposed to be the other way around.

By the way have any of yall noticed i make these kinda lists in my posts alot? Annoying? Useful? What do you think?

Anyway anyway i hate those kids who try to slide down the banister. Whoa holy fuck youre cool. That and the fact that they only slide down like one step makes them look SO PATHETIC. Or when they cut in the lunch line or walk down the "wrong" hallway and they think they're SOOO HARDCORE. They make me sick.

When kids are like "stay back mudafucka i gotta blackbelt and dat shit" i cannot help but either sit and laugh, or want to stab them. First of all it's usually the really tiny kids saying this when theyre trying to stand up for themselves or whatever the case may be. And i dont blame them, i used to do the same thing. But these kids kiiiiiind of overreact a little bit and its just pitiful to see our future being brought up like this. I saw a kid the other day who raised his leg in a wannabe-ninja way. Then he put his leg down and he was all like "i coulda killed you with that kick." Everyone cracked up laughing. However this kid was in 8th grade so iono if that counts. If you dont know who im talking about he's a kid that everyone hates in 1st period P.E. Probably one or two of you will know who im talking about.

I can understand if some kids want to flip their hair every once in a while, hell i do that too i guess. But if you're an indian kid with one of those curly or short hairstyles, all youre going to do is make yourself look like an idiot. Or justin beiber. Much of a difference? Not so much. (Nah im just joshin i love justin.) (No i dont.)

If youre taller than someone that doesn't make you any better at ass kicking okay? If you have a blackbelt that doesn't mean you can kick someone's ass either. If you're on the football team that doesn't necessarily mean you can beat someone else. You dont need to be fucking 6th feet to kick someone's gonads. You dont need to take faggot-ass karate to throw a punch at someone's face. And lastly waterboys can't fight. Sorry buddy.

Going "Hey what's up dude." to an 8th grader wont make you any cooler. Slapping a guy's ass when you're in 6th grade doesn't make you any manlier. (Actually that's pretty damn homo..) Walking around the locker room past all the 8th graders in your fucking buzz lightyear tighty whities doesnt make you brave. Learn from this.

I'm going to wrap it up since i know some of yall dont exactly like my posts being too long. Basically dont try and be cool and stand out to 8th graders if you're younger. Be patient, we'll find you LOL. jk jk and also i dont hate ALL of yall, im just sayin. (Again you know who you are.) And lastly im probably just being like this because i think im all big and tough for being 14 years old. Once im in high school it'll be the seniors blogging about me being faggoty-ass. The future isn't too bright for us is it...