Yeah that's right. Tomatoes are FRUITS. I didn't get it either! It tastes like a rotten piece of asparagus taped to a pile of mold. And yet people put it in like salads and snacks and soup and stuff. Seriously, the identity of many foods are deemed as something retarded and irrelevant to what the food actually is. Tomatoes? Olives? Avocados? Yeah I don't eat them much either, but you're going to have to learn what they are in case you're a 12-year old on a game show. (Inside joke people.) But what can i say? I hate fruits. I hate tomatoes. Somehow this sick game makes sense.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Rant: Vegetables vs Fruits
Hooray for the first rant born on blogger!
-Applause Applause-
Oh and also I will be putting these rants on facebook as a note, but one week after i put them up here. So if you want to get to these early just go ahead and stroll back here. (Also bring a bag for your eyes to throw up mmkay?)
There's a bunch of like...differences and similarities between the two. Like they're...not candy. They're...not soda. They're not donuts...yeah you get the ideas. But for real, most people like fruits more than vegetables. Personally i like vegetables more than fruits, which i'll go into later. So which one is superior? Let's find out.
Challenge 1: Appearance
A disappointing defense from both sides. Vegetables just look plain gross sometimes. Especially Eggplants. They're F*KING PURPLE. It's like im eating barney for pete's sake. Fruits also look pretty gross to me, since like, they can rot pretty easily...so you can look forward to those brown bananas people. On the other hand, some fruits look pretty appetizing like mangoes and grapes, maybe dragonfruit. Challenge 1 goes to FRUITS for exotic and somewhat more appetizing appearance.
Challenge 2: Taste
Once again, just plain disappointing. Vegetables generally taste bad. They taste bad when they're steamed. They taste bad in a salad. They taste bad anyway. My least favorite? BEANSPROUTS. Ughh...they make my tummy throw up. Or i guess it'd be more of my mouth throwing up...but whatever. Fruits taste a bit sweeter. Especially since they're not cooked or anything unlike vegetables. However, if you have a sweet tooth like me, and are accustomed to the sugar in stuff, you'll see fruits containing something similar to a false sweetness. Like you bite into it and it's sweet, you chew it a little bit, a little less sweet, you swallow it, just plain gross. Do other people think this way? Probably not. But personally, Challenge 2 goes to VEGETABLES for taste honesty.
Challenge 3: Nutrition?
To someone around my age, this is probably the least important trait of the food. (Ironically.) But in reality vegetables are more nutritious than fruits. That's kinda why we're pushed so hard to eat our green stuff. On the other hand, Fruits are a great alternative to sugary snacking,(note that i disagree with this :P) and can actually be more nutritious depending on your snack intake. Unfortunately, Challenge 3 is a TIE.
Challenge 4: Imitation
To put this simply, its how the food is accepted in other forms. For example, fruit snacks. There's a reason they don't call them vegetable snacks you know. Vegetables just aren't used in other artificials simply because they just taste worse. Juices, Candies, Vitamins, and Drinks are themed after fruits more often because they are more appealing. However, the sugars and other flavorings put in those products also contribute to the "false sugary taste" of real fruits, (see above), so if you like common fruit themed snacks, prepare to take a side. Challenge 4 goes to FRUITS, for imposed taste.
Challenge 5: Smell
Smell technically isnt a bad thing. You ever see those air fresheners? Although i'd love for there to be an asparagus fragrance in my car, there just arent as many as there are for strawberry, mango, or grape essences. Also the sweet, tropical smell of fruits are a welcome reminder that your life can still be sweet and fruity. Challenge 5 goes to FRUITS, for smelliness.
THE FINAL VERDICT: Fruits wins by a longshot. I still prefer vegetables, but from a kid's perspective, you'll like fruits better. So what's your opinion?
--Thumbs up
-Applause Applause-
Oh and also I will be putting these rants on facebook as a note, but one week after i put them up here. So if you want to get to these early just go ahead and stroll back here. (Also bring a bag for your eyes to throw up mmkay?)
There's a bunch of like...differences and similarities between the two. Like they're...not candy. They're...not soda. They're not donuts...yeah you get the ideas. But for real, most people like fruits more than vegetables. Personally i like vegetables more than fruits, which i'll go into later. So which one is superior? Let's find out.
Challenge 1: Appearance
A disappointing defense from both sides. Vegetables just look plain gross sometimes. Especially Eggplants. They're F*KING PURPLE. It's like im eating barney for pete's sake. Fruits also look pretty gross to me, since like, they can rot pretty easily...so you can look forward to those brown bananas people. On the other hand, some fruits look pretty appetizing like mangoes and grapes, maybe dragonfruit. Challenge 1 goes to FRUITS for exotic and somewhat more appetizing appearance.
Challenge 2: Taste
Once again, just plain disappointing. Vegetables generally taste bad. They taste bad when they're steamed. They taste bad in a salad. They taste bad anyway. My least favorite? BEANSPROUTS. Ughh...they make my tummy throw up. Or i guess it'd be more of my mouth throwing up...but whatever. Fruits taste a bit sweeter. Especially since they're not cooked or anything unlike vegetables. However, if you have a sweet tooth like me, and are accustomed to the sugar in stuff, you'll see fruits containing something similar to a false sweetness. Like you bite into it and it's sweet, you chew it a little bit, a little less sweet, you swallow it, just plain gross. Do other people think this way? Probably not. But personally, Challenge 2 goes to VEGETABLES for taste honesty.
Challenge 3: Nutrition?
To someone around my age, this is probably the least important trait of the food. (Ironically.) But in reality vegetables are more nutritious than fruits. That's kinda why we're pushed so hard to eat our green stuff. On the other hand, Fruits are a great alternative to sugary snacking,(note that i disagree with this :P) and can actually be more nutritious depending on your snack intake. Unfortunately, Challenge 3 is a TIE.
Challenge 4: Imitation
To put this simply, its how the food is accepted in other forms. For example, fruit snacks. There's a reason they don't call them vegetable snacks you know. Vegetables just aren't used in other artificials simply because they just taste worse. Juices, Candies, Vitamins, and Drinks are themed after fruits more often because they are more appealing. However, the sugars and other flavorings put in those products also contribute to the "false sugary taste" of real fruits, (see above), so if you like common fruit themed snacks, prepare to take a side. Challenge 4 goes to FRUITS, for imposed taste.
Challenge 5: Smell
Smell technically isnt a bad thing. You ever see those air fresheners? Although i'd love for there to be an asparagus fragrance in my car, there just arent as many as there are for strawberry, mango, or grape essences. Also the sweet, tropical smell of fruits are a welcome reminder that your life can still be sweet and fruity. Challenge 5 goes to FRUITS, for smelliness.
THE FINAL VERDICT: Fruits wins by a longshot. I still prefer vegetables, but from a kid's perspective, you'll like fruits better. So what's your opinion?
--Thumbs up
Monday, October 26, 2009
Rant: This one's about idioms
The other less-known rant i had up. Maybe a bit less funny, but enjoy anyway!
yay another pointless sorta venting session WHATEVER. did i mention that i didn't know what venting was until just recently? no joke.
1. A friend used it in a chat
2. Someone had it on their blog
3. Someone mentioned it on my other note
and if you're wondering YES. this was the note i accidentally erased by pressing the f*king back button. jeez. im so upset i wasted like 20 min of my life >:((((
well anyway an idiom is supposed to be like a saying that means something "beyond" the context. in english that means it says something but it means something else. no i did not get this at first. no i do not get half of them. to me you have to see an idiom right? You kinda have to cock your head a couple of times, and kinda like say it to yourself. then it takes a couple of moments to like...process it and stuff. Then you get that "dope slap" moment. (idiom there.) kudos to mr. simmons for showing us that one lol. (another one!)
Is this how everyone will figure out an idiom? Not really. Is this how I figure out idioms? Yes. =.= it keeps my ela periods interesting so DONT JUDGE ME. :DDD
AND ANOTHER THING. if you ask me idioms are for old people :DDDD
Dope slap
This is when like you dont get somethign right? You're like struggling...sweating. your hand trembles with stress. you can't think. then someone tells you the answer. and you're all like "OHHHH! HAHA I GET IT NOW!" and like having a spaz attack in front of the teacher. (Or your parents in my case. then they kinda freak out.) This kinda started out when people would like give themselves a bop on the head when they went "Ohh. i get it!" No you arent slapping a dope. Dont go slapping a 6th grader mmkay? Cause they're all dopes. well more like retarded but you get my drift. (haha im so G)
Dont be so anal
Okay i didn't really get this one either. It was really awkward for me hearing this one. It was even more awkward hearing it from my mother. (once again dont judge me xD). I really forgot how the conversation went and im pretty sure i forgot what it was supposed to mean. I think it's like when someone is so detailed and points out your mistakes. so like if you write theyre instead of there and your teacher is like oh you wrote that wrong. You could say "dont be so anal!".
--DISCLAIMER--
any detention/suspension/expelling/misdemeanor etc. is hereby not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your teacher. Just sayin...dont say it. please.
Kudos to you
most likely if you didnt know what this meant and someone said this to you you'd be all like "WTF don't give me kudos...i don't even know what a KUDO is so shut up...jerk." Haha maybe im just joking with myself but seriously it sounds kinda like an insult to me. Its like saying im giving you credits for so and so. You get credit for this. I have to give you kudos. Whatever. to me it just sounds like you're insulting some dumb people. Dont worry it gets fun.
--DISCLAIMER--
any injury or death resulting from assault of insulted "dumb person" is not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your local dumb person. chances are he's very big. and he can sit on you.
Crack of dawn
HAHAHA okay okay. Im pretty sure you know what this means. (If not please read the above note and disclaimer because you are a dumb person :D). I just HAD to put this in because it sounds like some guy named Dawn's buttcrack. So like if you're like one of those soap things in the toilet bowl. And you're all like "wake me up at the crack of dawn mmkay?" and the toilet bowls all like "k". Then a guy named dawn needs to take a number 2 and gets himself situated on the toilet. And the soaps all like "yay! the crack's here!" Once again don't judge me. :DDD
Put your thinking caps on.
This really isn't an idiom. It's more like an insult to children's intelligence everywhere. It's not even an idiom! It's more like a crappy motivational saying that the thurmanator or mr. fatty came up with to get the students to "try" harder. We know how to think idiots. we don't need any f*king caps. you complain about our money issues anyway. We're not in 2nd grade mmkay douchebags?
K im done. and yes that last part was more of the venting but ya. I was guessing this was more interesting than those surveys or FILL IN THE BLANK thingamajigs. Im not saying they're bad...but they're so many! and people are hypocritical about how they feel about it. If you're going to do it than just say you are! There's no shame in it...at least i hope so
done! :D bi bi thumbs up mmkay? <---lol i just like saying that. DONT JUDGE ME :DDDD <---that too
yay another pointless sorta venting session WHATEVER. did i mention that i didn't know what venting was until just recently? no joke.
1. A friend used it in a chat
2. Someone had it on their blog
3. Someone mentioned it on my other note
and if you're wondering YES. this was the note i accidentally erased by pressing the f*king back button. jeez. im so upset i wasted like 20 min of my life >:((((
well anyway an idiom is supposed to be like a saying that means something "beyond" the context. in english that means it says something but it means something else. no i did not get this at first. no i do not get half of them. to me you have to see an idiom right? You kinda have to cock your head a couple of times, and kinda like say it to yourself. then it takes a couple of moments to like...process it and stuff. Then you get that "dope slap" moment. (idiom there.) kudos to mr. simmons for showing us that one lol. (another one!)
Is this how everyone will figure out an idiom? Not really. Is this how I figure out idioms? Yes. =.= it keeps my ela periods interesting so DONT JUDGE ME. :DDD
AND ANOTHER THING. if you ask me idioms are for old people :DDDD
Dope slap
This is when like you dont get somethign right? You're like struggling...sweating. your hand trembles with stress. you can't think. then someone tells you the answer. and you're all like "OHHHH! HAHA I GET IT NOW!" and like having a spaz attack in front of the teacher. (Or your parents in my case. then they kinda freak out.) This kinda started out when people would like give themselves a bop on the head when they went "Ohh. i get it!" No you arent slapping a dope. Dont go slapping a 6th grader mmkay? Cause they're all dopes. well more like retarded but you get my drift. (haha im so G)
Dont be so anal
Okay i didn't really get this one either. It was really awkward for me hearing this one. It was even more awkward hearing it from my mother. (once again dont judge me xD). I really forgot how the conversation went and im pretty sure i forgot what it was supposed to mean. I think it's like when someone is so detailed and points out your mistakes. so like if you write theyre instead of there and your teacher is like oh you wrote that wrong. You could say "dont be so anal!".
--DISCLAIMER--
any detention/suspension/expelling/misdemeanor etc. is hereby not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your teacher. Just sayin...dont say it. please.
Kudos to you
most likely if you didnt know what this meant and someone said this to you you'd be all like "WTF don't give me kudos...i don't even know what a KUDO is so shut up...jerk." Haha maybe im just joking with myself but seriously it sounds kinda like an insult to me. Its like saying im giving you credits for so and so. You get credit for this. I have to give you kudos. Whatever. to me it just sounds like you're insulting some dumb people. Dont worry it gets fun.
--DISCLAIMER--
any injury or death resulting from assault of insulted "dumb person" is not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your local dumb person. chances are he's very big. and he can sit on you.
Crack of dawn
HAHAHA okay okay. Im pretty sure you know what this means. (If not please read the above note and disclaimer because you are a dumb person :D). I just HAD to put this in because it sounds like some guy named Dawn's buttcrack. So like if you're like one of those soap things in the toilet bowl. And you're all like "wake me up at the crack of dawn mmkay?" and the toilet bowls all like "k". Then a guy named dawn needs to take a number 2 and gets himself situated on the toilet. And the soaps all like "yay! the crack's here!" Once again don't judge me. :DDD
Put your thinking caps on.
This really isn't an idiom. It's more like an insult to children's intelligence everywhere. It's not even an idiom! It's more like a crappy motivational saying that the thurmanator or mr. fatty came up with to get the students to "try" harder. We know how to think idiots. we don't need any f*king caps. you complain about our money issues anyway. We're not in 2nd grade mmkay douchebags?
K im done. and yes that last part was more of the venting but ya. I was guessing this was more interesting than those surveys or FILL IN THE BLANK thingamajigs. Im not saying they're bad...but they're so many! and people are hypocritical about how they feel about it. If you're going to do it than just say you are! There's no shame in it...at least i hope so
done! :D bi bi thumbs up mmkay? <---lol i just like saying that. DONT JUDGE ME :DDDD <---that too
Rant: I hate alot of things.
My first rant and apparently the more popular one. I had to put this one on here. Enjoy!
i hate alot of things. one of them being how i hate that i restated the title. but whatever. most of the stuff being like all the crap dr thurman throws at us. (which is probably her own poopies fresh from the thurman cave.) but theres some other stuff i hate. mainly because i like hating things.
i hate how like, when you walk into a room, and you wanna do something. so you're just strolling down...but then once you get there you forget. and then you spend like 2 min. trying to figure it out. then you walk back where you where and suddenly remember. i seem to do this alot...wonder why. :P
i hate 6th graders. i really do. i mean i know that we were 6th graders before but COME. ON. were we really that annoying? like they go around screaming at random people for fun. they try and be cool by calling everyone gay. and whenever you say something to them they don't like, they say "your mom."
"be quiet little 6th graders"
"your MOM."
"what that doesnt even make sense"
"exactly!"
"wtf you're retarded."
"your MOM"
it kinda keeps going on like that.
I hate how the thurmanator like...pisses everyone off every day right? Then she comes down and she's all like "get to class everybody! smile! :D" and acting like everyone loves her. jeez she's just so full of it sometimes.
i hate how teachers at school will like, blow up at you for like, forgetting to pick up your trash, or taking a shortcut through the other hall. like when you're trying to run to class and a teacher goes "HEY YOU. GO BACK DOWN THE HALL AND WALK BACK" and you're like wtfff that's going to make me MORE late you idiot. then when you walk by and they have that smirk on their face saying "if you didn't run you wouldn't be late wouldn't you young man?" and im like smiling back thinking "yeah you f@@king douchebag."
i hate when people lie to me. like it might be fun sometimes, but when you overdo it, it gets really annoying JOSEPH. or just sometimes when people try to lie to you when there's something important. then when you figure it out you glare at them. then they're grinning thinking they're all funny. and im like "jeez, can't take a hint?"
i hate how like, everyday the guys i would sit with at lunch would "jack" claudia's stuff for "fun". First of all it's not funny, it's gotten pretty old. second you guys get like, food everywhere which is kinda gross. third it's super annoying.
(Russell-Kevin-Joseph-Imran-James-maybe gary-maybe jerry)
and another thing. i hate how people always say "you JACKED my things." first of all that doesn't make sense. second of all you sound like you're TRYING to use slangs. third people who use it always put emphasis on the A sound.
like "hey don't JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MY THINGS"
it's....just don't say it...please...its kinda fail
and ANOTHER thing. i hate how people overuse the word: fail. like you're supposed to say fail during irony...but in a sarcastic tone KINDA. im not saying thats the only way to say it...but still.
Like if someone gets a 69 on a test and someone says FAIL.
1.Thats kinda stating the obvious
2.It makes you look odd
3.It might hurt someone's feelings.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. (don't you just love how all these things tie together?) i hate how people take feelings so seriously. i mean i know i have done this, and i feel friggin stupid for it, but i hate how people can be so meticulous and take EVERY LITTLE THING someone does and morph it to look like theyre SOOOO oppressed. people like that MAGNIFY like...life to create drama.
to all the people out there who do this, (you know who you are), do me a favor. watch something called mexican soap operas. im not being racist...but this is what you look like.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. Looks. i mean...even though people say it means nothing about you...it actually seems to unfortunately. its like people ridicule people who don't dress nice, or have nice hair, or giggle at retarded things. im sort of a victim (which i hate) to this, but to me i dress how i do (ambercrombie and such) to NOT look like a 6th grader. (hint hint)
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. i look like a 6th grader? CMON! i hate that! im short, okay that's one thing. i have a funny face. okay sure...whatever. my voice...thats not nice. you know in 7th grade mrs largent thought i was a 6th grader? (which is why i hate her) i came up the stairs and start to walk down the hall and she stops me and says, "6th graders go that way." so i have this look on my face thinking w...t...f...and i say
"...im not a 6th grader"
"oyeah?" <---what a b*tch
"...yes..."
"where's your next class?"
"over there. i have mrs. w. next."
"oh...okay"
CMON!!!! REALLY?!?!?
AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. you know how i got after school detention the other day? (long story don't ask) well i go upstairs to mr. fatty's office or WHATEVER his name is i really don't care anymore. so he sits me down and says "so alex, what grade are you in?" and im like
"Im in 8th grade"
"8th grade?!?!" I started to glare at him
"Im sorry! you were just so tiny i thought you were a 6th grader!"
you've gotta be f*ing kidding me. i've lost all respect for that idiot (if he ever had any.) which is funny to me because he actually acts like he has power. jeez.
thank GOODNESS this one isnt linked to all the others...im tired of counting the ANOTHERS. you know how like...guys and girls didn't really get along? well we kinda do now. except it's kinda hard to get together. which i hate. im not talking about getting together on a certain day, but like hanging out together. i remember at michelle's birthday i think? i dunno. so we all storm into her house. the guys get on the couches and play video games. the girls go upstairs and talk about WHO KNOWS WHAT. im kinda standing there going...weren't we just watching a movie together i couple minutes ago? So no one really got together for real. guys and guys. girls and girls. typical
once again not another thing. i hate how people try and become religious zealots. i mean, you're whatever you are right? and you walk around and someone goes up to you and says something random like "HEY ARE YOU (religion goes here)?!?!" and you're all like
"...no"
"well your stupid. that religion sucks. i doesnt make sense."
"well everyone has their own viewpoints."
"YOUR MOM."
uhh...yeah. maybe it doesnt go EXACTLY like that, but just because you're hindu or christian or bhuddist or whatever (don't hate me, im not being prejudice) doesn't mean you have to go hating on everyone else? seriously...
---EDIT---
Okay just one more thing that i really really REALLY hate. (credits to anna for pissing me off with this xD) If someone says "whats up" do not EVER EVER EVER say...
1. The sky
2. The ceiling
3. Etc.
please save the people you're talking to the displeasure of having to force a smile or fake laugh to that response. just...dont. this kind of is a genuine fail. Although this does get me upset i do suppose it's better than saying "nothing." in return.
YOU.KNOW.WHO.YOU.ARE.
---End of Edit---
okay im done now. my head's throbing and my fingers are starting to hurt. if you've read all the way through, then i'd give you a pat on the back or something. gj on hearing me rant. (comment even if you aint tagged tho :D)
i hate alot of things. one of them being how i hate that i restated the title. but whatever. most of the stuff being like all the crap dr thurman throws at us. (which is probably her own poopies fresh from the thurman cave.) but theres some other stuff i hate. mainly because i like hating things.
i hate how like, when you walk into a room, and you wanna do something. so you're just strolling down...but then once you get there you forget. and then you spend like 2 min. trying to figure it out. then you walk back where you where and suddenly remember. i seem to do this alot...wonder why. :P
i hate 6th graders. i really do. i mean i know that we were 6th graders before but COME. ON. were we really that annoying? like they go around screaming at random people for fun. they try and be cool by calling everyone gay. and whenever you say something to them they don't like, they say "your mom."
"be quiet little 6th graders"
"your MOM."
"what that doesnt even make sense"
"exactly!"
"wtf you're retarded."
"your MOM"
it kinda keeps going on like that.
I hate how the thurmanator like...pisses everyone off every day right? Then she comes down and she's all like "get to class everybody! smile! :D" and acting like everyone loves her. jeez she's just so full of it sometimes.
i hate how teachers at school will like, blow up at you for like, forgetting to pick up your trash, or taking a shortcut through the other hall. like when you're trying to run to class and a teacher goes "HEY YOU. GO BACK DOWN THE HALL AND WALK BACK" and you're like wtfff that's going to make me MORE late you idiot. then when you walk by and they have that smirk on their face saying "if you didn't run you wouldn't be late wouldn't you young man?" and im like smiling back thinking "yeah you f@@king douchebag."
i hate when people lie to me. like it might be fun sometimes, but when you overdo it, it gets really annoying JOSEPH. or just sometimes when people try to lie to you when there's something important. then when you figure it out you glare at them. then they're grinning thinking they're all funny. and im like "jeez, can't take a hint?"
i hate how like, everyday the guys i would sit with at lunch would "jack" claudia's stuff for "fun". First of all it's not funny, it's gotten pretty old. second you guys get like, food everywhere which is kinda gross. third it's super annoying.
(Russell-Kevin-Joseph-Imran-James-maybe gary-maybe jerry)
and another thing. i hate how people always say "you JACKED my things." first of all that doesn't make sense. second of all you sound like you're TRYING to use slangs. third people who use it always put emphasis on the A sound.
like "hey don't JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MY THINGS"
it's....just don't say it...please...its kinda fail
and ANOTHER thing. i hate how people overuse the word: fail. like you're supposed to say fail during irony...but in a sarcastic tone KINDA. im not saying thats the only way to say it...but still.
Like if someone gets a 69 on a test and someone says FAIL.
1.Thats kinda stating the obvious
2.It makes you look odd
3.It might hurt someone's feelings.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. (don't you just love how all these things tie together?) i hate how people take feelings so seriously. i mean i know i have done this, and i feel friggin stupid for it, but i hate how people can be so meticulous and take EVERY LITTLE THING someone does and morph it to look like theyre SOOOO oppressed. people like that MAGNIFY like...life to create drama.
to all the people out there who do this, (you know who you are), do me a favor. watch something called mexican soap operas. im not being racist...but this is what you look like.
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. Looks. i mean...even though people say it means nothing about you...it actually seems to unfortunately. its like people ridicule people who don't dress nice, or have nice hair, or giggle at retarded things. im sort of a victim (which i hate) to this, but to me i dress how i do (ambercrombie and such) to NOT look like a 6th grader. (hint hint)
and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. i look like a 6th grader? CMON! i hate that! im short, okay that's one thing. i have a funny face. okay sure...whatever. my voice...thats not nice. you know in 7th grade mrs largent thought i was a 6th grader? (which is why i hate her) i came up the stairs and start to walk down the hall and she stops me and says, "6th graders go that way." so i have this look on my face thinking w...t...f...and i say
"...im not a 6th grader"
"oyeah?" <---what a b*tch
"...yes..."
"where's your next class?"
"over there. i have mrs. w. next."
"oh...okay"
CMON!!!! REALLY?!?!?
AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. you know how i got after school detention the other day? (long story don't ask) well i go upstairs to mr. fatty's office or WHATEVER his name is i really don't care anymore. so he sits me down and says "so alex, what grade are you in?" and im like
"Im in 8th grade"
"8th grade?!?!" I started to glare at him
"Im sorry! you were just so tiny i thought you were a 6th grader!"
you've gotta be f*ing kidding me. i've lost all respect for that idiot (if he ever had any.) which is funny to me because he actually acts like he has power. jeez.
thank GOODNESS this one isnt linked to all the others...im tired of counting the ANOTHERS. you know how like...guys and girls didn't really get along? well we kinda do now. except it's kinda hard to get together. which i hate. im not talking about getting together on a certain day, but like hanging out together. i remember at michelle's birthday i think? i dunno. so we all storm into her house. the guys get on the couches and play video games. the girls go upstairs and talk about WHO KNOWS WHAT. im kinda standing there going...weren't we just watching a movie together i couple minutes ago? So no one really got together for real. guys and guys. girls and girls. typical
once again not another thing. i hate how people try and become religious zealots. i mean, you're whatever you are right? and you walk around and someone goes up to you and says something random like "HEY ARE YOU (religion goes here)?!?!" and you're all like
"...no"
"well your stupid. that religion sucks. i doesnt make sense."
"well everyone has their own viewpoints."
"YOUR MOM."
uhh...yeah. maybe it doesnt go EXACTLY like that, but just because you're hindu or christian or bhuddist or whatever (don't hate me, im not being prejudice) doesn't mean you have to go hating on everyone else? seriously...
---EDIT---
Okay just one more thing that i really really REALLY hate. (credits to anna for pissing me off with this xD) If someone says "whats up" do not EVER EVER EVER say...
1. The sky
2. The ceiling
3. Etc.
please save the people you're talking to the displeasure of having to force a smile or fake laugh to that response. just...dont. this kind of is a genuine fail. Although this does get me upset i do suppose it's better than saying "nothing." in return.
YOU.KNOW.WHO.YOU.ARE.
---End of Edit---
okay im done now. my head's throbing and my fingers are starting to hurt. if you've read all the way through, then i'd give you a pat on the back or something. gj on hearing me rant. (comment even if you aint tagged tho :D)
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