Rant: I hate alot of things.

My first rant and apparently the more popular one. I had to put this one on here. Enjoy!

i hate alot of things. one of them being how i hate that i restated the title. but whatever. most of the stuff being like all the crap dr thurman throws at us. (which is probably her own poopies fresh from the thurman cave.) but theres some other stuff i hate. mainly because i like hating things.

i hate how like, when you walk into a room, and you wanna do something. so you're just strolling down...but then once you get there you forget. and then you spend like 2 min. trying to figure it out. then you walk back where you where and suddenly remember. i seem to do this alot...wonder why. :P

i hate 6th graders. i really do. i mean i know that we were 6th graders before but COME. ON. were we really that annoying? like they go around screaming at random people for fun. they try and be cool by calling everyone gay. and whenever you say something to them they don't like, they say "your mom."
"be quiet little 6th graders"
"your MOM."
"what that doesnt even make sense"
"exactly!"
"wtf you're retarded."
"your MOM"

it kinda keeps going on like that.

I hate how the thurmanator like...pisses everyone off every day right? Then she comes down and she's all like "get to class everybody! smile! :D" and acting like everyone loves her. jeez she's just so full of it sometimes.

i hate how teachers at school will like, blow up at you for like, forgetting to pick up your trash, or taking a shortcut through the other hall. like when you're trying to run to class and a teacher goes "HEY YOU. GO BACK DOWN THE HALL AND WALK BACK" and you're like wtfff that's going to make me MORE late you idiot. then when you walk by and they have that smirk on their face saying "if you didn't run you wouldn't be late wouldn't you young man?" and im like smiling back thinking "yeah you f@@king douchebag."

i hate when people lie to me. like it might be fun sometimes, but when you overdo it, it gets really annoying JOSEPH. or just sometimes when people try to lie to you when there's something important. then when you figure it out you glare at them. then they're grinning thinking they're all funny. and im like "jeez, can't take a hint?"

i hate how like, everyday the guys i would sit with at lunch would "jack" claudia's stuff for "fun". First of all it's not funny, it's gotten pretty old. second you guys get like, food everywhere which is kinda gross. third it's super annoying.
(Russell-Kevin-Joseph-Imran-James-maybe gary-maybe jerry)

and another thing. i hate how people always say "you JACKED my things." first of all that doesn't make sense. second of all you sound like you're TRYING to use slangs. third people who use it always put emphasis on the A sound.
like "hey don't JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MY THINGS"
it's....just don't say it...please...its kinda fail

and ANOTHER thing. i hate how people overuse the word: fail. like you're supposed to say fail during irony...but in a sarcastic tone KINDA. im not saying thats the only way to say it...but still.
Like if someone gets a 69 on a test and someone says FAIL.
1.Thats kinda stating the obvious
2.It makes you look odd
3.It might hurt someone's feelings.

and ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. (don't you just love how all these things tie together?) i hate how people take feelings so seriously. i mean i know i have done this, and i feel friggin stupid for it, but i hate how people can be so meticulous and take EVERY LITTLE THING someone does and morph it to look like theyre SOOOO oppressed. people like that MAGNIFY like...life to create drama.
to all the people out there who do this, (you know who you are), do me a favor. watch something called mexican soap operas. im not being racist...but this is what you look like.

and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. Looks. i mean...even though people say it means nothing about you...it actually seems to unfortunately. its like people ridicule people who don't dress nice, or have nice hair, or giggle at retarded things. im sort of a victim (which i hate) to this, but to me i dress how i do (ambercrombie and such) to NOT look like a 6th grader. (hint hint)

and ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER thing. i look like a 6th grader? CMON! i hate that! im short, okay that's one thing. i have a funny face. okay sure...whatever. my voice...thats not nice. you know in 7th grade mrs largent thought i was a 6th grader? (which is why i hate her) i came up the stairs and start to walk down the hall and she stops me and says, "6th graders go that way." so i have this look on my face thinking w...t...f...and i say
"...im not a 6th grader"
"oyeah?" <---what a b*tch
"...yes..."
"where's your next class?"
"over there. i have mrs. w. next."
"oh...okay"
CMON!!!! REALLY?!?!?

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING. you know how i got after school detention the other day? (long story don't ask) well i go upstairs to mr. fatty's office or WHATEVER his name is i really don't care anymore. so he sits me down and says "so alex, what grade are you in?" and im like
"Im in 8th grade"
"8th grade?!?!" I started to glare at him
"Im sorry! you were just so tiny i thought you were a 6th grader!"
you've gotta be f*ing kidding me. i've lost all respect for that idiot (if he ever had any.) which is funny to me because he actually acts like he has power. jeez.

thank GOODNESS this one isnt linked to all the others...im tired of counting the ANOTHERS. you know how like...guys and girls didn't really get along? well we kinda do now. except it's kinda hard to get together. which i hate. im not talking about getting together on a certain day, but like hanging out together. i remember at michelle's birthday i think? i dunno. so we all storm into her house. the guys get on the couches and play video games. the girls go upstairs and talk about WHO KNOWS WHAT. im kinda standing there going...weren't we just watching a movie together i couple minutes ago? So no one really got together for real. guys and guys. girls and girls. typical

once again not another thing. i hate how people try and become religious zealots. i mean, you're whatever you are right? and you walk around and someone goes up to you and says something random like "HEY ARE YOU (religion goes here)?!?!" and you're all like
"...no"
"well your stupid. that religion sucks. i doesnt make sense."
"well everyone has their own viewpoints."
"YOUR MOM."
uhh...yeah. maybe it doesnt go EXACTLY like that, but just because you're hindu or christian or bhuddist or whatever (don't hate me, im not being prejudice) doesn't mean you have to go hating on everyone else? seriously...

---EDIT---
Okay just one more thing that i really really REALLY hate. (credits to anna for pissing me off with this xD) If someone says "whats up" do not EVER EVER EVER say...
1. The sky
2. The ceiling
3. Etc.
please save the people you're talking to the displeasure of having to force a smile or fake laugh to that response. just...dont. this kind of is a genuine fail. Although this does get me upset i do suppose it's better than saying "nothing." in return.
YOU.KNOW.WHO.YOU.ARE.
---End of Edit---

okay im done now. my head's throbing and my fingers are starting to hurt. if you've read all the way through, then i'd give you a pat on the back or something. gj on hearing me rant. (comment even if you aint tagged tho :D)