Rant: This one's about idioms

The other less-known rant i had up. Maybe a bit less funny, but enjoy anyway!

yay another pointless sorta venting session WHATEVER. did i mention that i didn't know what venting was until just recently? no joke.
1. A friend used it in a chat
2. Someone had it on their blog
3. Someone mentioned it on my other note
and if you're wondering YES. this was the note i accidentally erased by pressing the f*king back button. jeez. im so upset i wasted like 20 min of my life >:((((

well anyway an idiom is supposed to be like a saying that means something "beyond" the context. in english that means it says something but it means something else. no i did not get this at first. no i do not get half of them. to me you have to see an idiom right? You kinda have to cock your head a couple of times, and kinda like say it to yourself. then it takes a couple of moments to like...process it and stuff. Then you get that "dope slap" moment. (idiom there.) kudos to mr. simmons for showing us that one lol. (another one!)
Is this how everyone will figure out an idiom? Not really. Is this how I figure out idioms? Yes. =.= it keeps my ela periods interesting so DONT JUDGE ME. :DDD

AND ANOTHER THING. if you ask me idioms are for old people :DDDD

Dope slap
This is when like you dont get somethign right? You're like struggling...sweating. your hand trembles with stress. you can't think. then someone tells you the answer. and you're all like "OHHHH! HAHA I GET IT NOW!" and like having a spaz attack in front of the teacher. (Or your parents in my case. then they kinda freak out.) This kinda started out when people would like give themselves a bop on the head when they went "Ohh. i get it!" No you arent slapping a dope. Dont go slapping a 6th grader mmkay? Cause they're all dopes. well more like retarded but you get my drift. (haha im so G)

Dont be so anal
Okay i didn't really get this one either. It was really awkward for me hearing this one. It was even more awkward hearing it from my mother. (once again dont judge me xD). I really forgot how the conversation went and im pretty sure i forgot what it was supposed to mean. I think it's like when someone is so detailed and points out your mistakes. so like if you write theyre instead of there and your teacher is like oh you wrote that wrong. You could say "dont be so anal!".
--DISCLAIMER--
any detention/suspension/expelling/misdemeanor etc. is hereby not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your teacher. Just sayin...dont say it. please.

Kudos to you
most likely if you didnt know what this meant and someone said this to you you'd be all like "WTF don't give me kudos...i don't even know what a KUDO is so shut up...jerk." Haha maybe im just joking with myself but seriously it sounds kinda like an insult to me. Its like saying im giving you credits for so and so. You get credit for this. I have to give you kudos. Whatever. to me it just sounds like you're insulting some dumb people. Dont worry it gets fun.
--DISCLAIMER--
any injury or death resulting from assault of insulted "dumb person" is not liable by this note. I highly recommend that you don't say this to your local dumb person. chances are he's very big. and he can sit on you.

Crack of dawn
HAHAHA okay okay. Im pretty sure you know what this means. (If not please read the above note and disclaimer because you are a dumb person :D). I just HAD to put this in because it sounds like some guy named Dawn's buttcrack. So like if you're like one of those soap things in the toilet bowl. And you're all like "wake me up at the crack of dawn mmkay?" and the toilet bowls all like "k". Then a guy named dawn needs to take a number 2 and gets himself situated on the toilet. And the soaps all like "yay! the crack's here!" Once again don't judge me. :DDD

Put your thinking caps on.
This really isn't an idiom. It's more like an insult to children's intelligence everywhere. It's not even an idiom! It's more like a crappy motivational saying that the thurmanator or mr. fatty came up with to get the students to "try" harder. We know how to think idiots. we don't need any f*king caps. you complain about our money issues anyway. We're not in 2nd grade mmkay douchebags?

K im done. and yes that last part was more of the venting but ya. I was guessing this was more interesting than those surveys or FILL IN THE BLANK thingamajigs. Im not saying they're bad...but they're so many! and people are hypocritical about how they feel about it. If you're going to do it than just say you are! There's no shame in it...at least i hope so

done! :D bi bi thumbs up mmkay? <---lol i just like saying that. DONT JUDGE ME :DDDD <---that too