Laugh!

A rather drunk-looking man enters a store and requests a bottle of mouthwash from the cashier. The cashier replies,

"No, you're probably just going to chug this down and vomit outside of my store!."

"I'll have you know that i have my first date in over 5 years tonight, and i wanted to be fresh for her."

"Oh, I apologize sir. Here you are."

He placed a bottle of mouthwash on the counter.
The man stares at it and says,

"Can I get one that's refrigerated?"