Wow no blog posts at all today. Yeah i've been lazy, but i'm back from the whole trick or treating thing. Anyway it was pretty fun considering what people were "dressed" up as. I put the quotes around dressed because some people were themselves. Well lets see.
Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.
Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).
Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.
Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.
Kidding! Im kidding.
End of day - Oct 31
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Rant: Tomatoes are fruits? WTF
Yeah that's right. Tomatoes are FRUITS. I didn't get it either! It tastes like a rotten piece of asparagus taped to a pile of mold. And yet people put it in like salads and snacks and soup and stuff. Seriously, the identity of many foods are deemed as something retarded and irrelevant to what the food actually is. Tomatoes? Olives? Avocados? Yeah I don't eat them much either, but you're going to have to learn what they are in case you're a 12-year old on a game show. (Inside joke people.) But what can i say? I hate fruits. I hate tomatoes. Somehow this sick game makes sense.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Quote of the day
Well hey if im up this late, might as well get started before i forget the quote.
"Your mother is so obese, she tried to sit up, but she rocked herself to sleep."
"Your mother is so fat she works at the movies. She's one of the screens."
"That sound you're hearing is coming from your mother's bellybutton. It appears to have formed some sort of echo chamber."
--College Humor
"Your mother is so obese, she tried to sit up, but she rocked herself to sleep."
"Your mother is so fat she works at the movies. She's one of the screens."
"That sound you're hearing is coming from your mother's bellybutton. It appears to have formed some sort of echo chamber."
--College Humor
End of day - Oct 30
Hey world...or 15 people who actually read this stuff. Today was fun mostly because of a friday, but also cause of other stuff, lets see. We got to melt crayons in science, day of the dead in spanish, the pumpkin carving vid is up...nah nothing interesting :D
So yeah we got to melt crayons. My lab partner was apparently too scared to handle fire or whatever, so i got to strike the match and everything, except i burnt my finger and it's kinda itchy now. Anyway we kinda screwed up our experiment since the fire was so small, but it's better than taking notes and stuff.
Dia de los muertos! Day of the dead, which really isn't a scary holiday. More like one of festivities and, "poking fun and death." (Inside joke.) So since we were the last period, we got to hog all of this really yummy "dead person bread" or something around those lines. Then we got this weird herbal juice that looked alot like blood. You think dr. thurman would let us do that? *GASP* Who gives a crap anyway.
And yeah check out the pumpkin video too! It was fun and it turned out pretty good considering my first pumpkin by myself. Anyway the video's going to be up on Facebook sometime tomorrow, but once again, you can come here from a day to a week earlier to see it on this blog! I know yall love me. ADMIT IT.
End of day - Oct 30
So yeah we got to melt crayons. My lab partner was apparently too scared to handle fire or whatever, so i got to strike the match and everything, except i burnt my finger and it's kinda itchy now. Anyway we kinda screwed up our experiment since the fire was so small, but it's better than taking notes and stuff.
Dia de los muertos! Day of the dead, which really isn't a scary holiday. More like one of festivities and, "poking fun and death." (Inside joke.) So since we were the last period, we got to hog all of this really yummy "dead person bread" or something around those lines. Then we got this weird herbal juice that looked alot like blood. You think dr. thurman would let us do that? *GASP* Who gives a crap anyway.
And yeah check out the pumpkin video too! It was fun and it turned out pretty good considering my first pumpkin by myself. Anyway the video's going to be up on Facebook sometime tomorrow, but once again, you can come here from a day to a week earlier to see it on this blog! I know yall love me. ADMIT IT.
End of day - Oct 30
Game shows with kids
Why it doesn't work out? Well let's see:
1. The give stupid answers
2. They look dumb dressed up in suits
3. They try to be funny.
Anyway i just saw this one episode of Family Feud, a game show that's always fun to watch, except this time they played with teams of kids dressed in really bad halloween costumes. The thing is the game show gives out $20,000 every episode, and this time they give it out to KIDS. Now in this game show they ask questions who they surveyed with 100 other people. The gist is to get 200 points, or answers, by giving answers similar to the answers the people who were surveyed gave. These are the questions that gave a group of 5 12-year olds $20,000
Name a color m'n'ms come in
Name an animal that starts with h
Name something kids take lessons for
Name something that flies.
Okay come on. If the economy is so bad go beg your kids for money. That works. What's wrong with game shows and kids? What do you think...
1. The give stupid answers
2. They look dumb dressed up in suits
3. They try to be funny.
Anyway i just saw this one episode of Family Feud, a game show that's always fun to watch, except this time they played with teams of kids dressed in really bad halloween costumes. The thing is the game show gives out $20,000 every episode, and this time they give it out to KIDS. Now in this game show they ask questions who they surveyed with 100 other people. The gist is to get 200 points, or answers, by giving answers similar to the answers the people who were surveyed gave. These are the questions that gave a group of 5 12-year olds $20,000
Name a color m'n'ms come in
Name an animal that starts with h
Name something kids take lessons for
Name something that flies.
Okay come on. If the economy is so bad go beg your kids for money. That works. What's wrong with game shows and kids? What do you think...
i hate my internet
Even if i dont get this alot, i get really sick of it when my internet goes down or whatever. I mean im grateful i have it in the first place, but since its such a huge hub for anything and everything you can do, you can't help but feel frustrated.
Im not saying like, I'm posting how i just took a dump or whatever on twitter when my power goes out, and I'm all like "NOOOOO NOW PEOPLE WONT KNOW WHEN I POOP!" But it's like a big place to talk to people, listen to music, or read this blog, because i know yall love to! :D
Im kidding but like you do alot of stuff and the internet connection guys want to be dumb so they shut down your internet and they're all like HAHAHA loser.
Im kidding again. Anyway happy almost halloween
--Thumbs up
Im not saying like, I'm posting how i just took a dump or whatever on twitter when my power goes out, and I'm all like "NOOOOO NOW PEOPLE WONT KNOW WHEN I POOP!" But it's like a big place to talk to people, listen to music, or read this blog, because i know yall love to! :D
Im kidding but like you do alot of stuff and the internet connection guys want to be dumb so they shut down your internet and they're all like HAHAHA loser.
Im kidding again. Anyway happy almost halloween
--Thumbs up
Quote of the day
"After recieving tons of feedback, we learned that many iphone users wanted a physical keyboard instead of a touch screen. So we put in a compass...just to f*ck with you. :D"
--Jacksfilms
--Jacksfilms
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