This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
Monday, November 2, 2009
Quote of the day
(Coach Mac writes down "MC" on the board, which stands for "melting and cooling".)
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
Sunday, November 1, 2009
End of day - Nov 1
Holy crap ANOTHER postless day :O. Hahh jk sorta. Anyway let's recap on today. Hmm, badminton, daylight savings, mark screwing with my fb, and a video of some really REALLY gay moments with mark and joseph. Yeah...usual weekend. And just a side note, there probably aren't going many posts on other weekends. I kinda wasnt expecting it since this is the first weekend of this blog, (yes applause applause), but anyway dont be expecting much on weekends.
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
Quote of the day
"...BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
Saturday, October 31, 2009
End of day - Oct 31
Wow no blog posts at all today. Yeah i've been lazy, but i'm back from the whole trick or treating thing. Anyway it was pretty fun considering what people were "dressed" up as. I put the quotes around dressed because some people were themselves. Well lets see.
Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.
Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).
Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.
Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.
Kidding! Im kidding.
End of day - Oct 31
Gary - Himself. Pimped out version
James - Half the trip him, half an executioner guy i think?
Kevin - Himself.
Jerry - Parent/Gangster/Kid/Asian
Me - Banana.
Helen - Slut/helen's sexy alter ego. xDDD
Jenny - "Chinkstah"
Michelle - Rich snob??? I dont know.
Anyway i got alot of weird looks about the whole banana thing, but it was worth it.
After we visited most of the houses around pecan park estates, we chillaxed at michelles, where we failed at breakdancing upstairs. (After taking a pit stop at Jerry's).
Oyeah and just a last interesting note. Ms. Victor the orchestra director, told us to play our region music pieces in public. "In front of your relatives, for your parents, for the pizza guy." And at that last note, i took the liberty of ordering pizza today and playing violin! The guy was really cool, and he was nice too. The video will be up tomorrow, so yaaaa.
Oyeah and one other thing. (Its kinda funny how im going in backwards chronological order.) Today at lunch i went to this french/italian restaurant. So I'm eating my pasta like normal when a little boy comes up to me and taps my shoulder. I look at him and he says, "My daddy's your teacher!" And im all like ... until i look up and see Mr. Wasserman! Anyway his kid's adorable, and it was pretty cool seeing his entire family. So if you've finally looked up from your pile of candy to read this blog, then HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES :D.
Kidding! Im kidding.
End of day - Oct 31
Rant: Tomatoes are fruits? WTF
Yeah that's right. Tomatoes are FRUITS. I didn't get it either! It tastes like a rotten piece of asparagus taped to a pile of mold. And yet people put it in like salads and snacks and soup and stuff. Seriously, the identity of many foods are deemed as something retarded and irrelevant to what the food actually is. Tomatoes? Olives? Avocados? Yeah I don't eat them much either, but you're going to have to learn what they are in case you're a 12-year old on a game show. (Inside joke people.) But what can i say? I hate fruits. I hate tomatoes. Somehow this sick game makes sense.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
Tomatoes are red shiny and gross. That's about all I've learned about them, and honestly it's all i need to know. Have you ever seen them all dried up in salads and all? Eww...and like those mini-cherry tomato things? I accidentally took one thinking it was a cherry one time. Not my best idea. And somehow they call it a fruit? I'm too lazy to look it up or whatever but like, how? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on trees? (sorry im dumb) Is it because it's red? Or...what? I will say i like tomato soup? Why? Because it's yummy. Duh.
Olives are another thing i dont like. And it's a fruit too. Whaddaya know. They do look yummy in like, martinis or margaritas or whatever, but honestly it has this weird bitter/fruity/grainy taste to it that's sooo...mixed up. And in case you're wondering no i don't like them on my pizzas. And the smell...too greek-ish. Although aren't they used to make wine? Either that or it's grapes. ARRGH i feel so dumb. And another thing, is an olive green? or purple? or black? Cmon, pick a d*mn color and STICK WITH IT. jk sorta.
Skipping avocadoes. >:D but what about something like a permisson. Or however you spell that. It looks like a short, crimson tomato. It's passed off for a fruit, but it tastes like a tomato to me. Yet people eat it like a snack or a candy or whatever. Yucky yucky BLAH. Sooo...yuch. Maybe it's cause i dont like fruits very much. But then again you dont see many fruit-like things being passed off for vegetables, but whatever.
Yeah short rant this time. But my head is starting to hurt, so Ima wrap it up here.
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