Back to basic

Good morning everyone. Or i guess it would be good night..well whatever. Anyway ive had alot of stuff to do and i haven't exactly gotten to post alot of stuff here. (Or gotten to work on putting all of our behind-the-scenes into a big mish mosh of shit.)

Anyway this post is going to be short too. I guess it's more of a notice than a post. I haven't stopped posting stuff or anything. I've just been lazy. And also i'm watching the Sixth Sense right now sooo i better make this quick

Sooo i'll see yall tomorrow!
















i see dead people.

Quote of the day

"According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can kick you yesterday."

- Ayush Sharma

Poll Results - Why does your life suck?

Hello AGAIN everyone. As promised im writing this little post about the poll results from a couple of weeks ago. Sooo if you only read my posts on like google buzz or whatever and not HERE, (where you're supposed to be.) you wont really understand this. Okay anyway the subject was Why does your life suck? I remember around 6th grade everyone thought that they were depressed and everyone was so melodramatic about EVERYTHING including me. Sooo to kinda revert back to that i thought would be kind of fun. So let's see what yall said.

Oyeah and also i didn't get to posting this exactly when i planned to. Sooo i did end up skipping an end of day. Not that it's much of a big deal for yall though.

Poll Results:
I'm Asian - 4 Votes
I'm White - 0 Votes
I'm Half Asian Half White - 1 Vote
I'm Gay/Lesbian - 0 Votes
I'm a Terrorist - 2 Votes
I'm reading your goddamn blog - 3 votes
A black man's president - 1 Vote

So for the first thing the four asians who voted "I'm Asian" are either actually asians, they hate being asian voted that in a bad way, or are wannabe asians. Anyway it doesn't really surprise me that that got the most votes. I usually hang out with asians anyway.

No white people? Damn...I really am just stuck with asians...

Half asian - Half white, damn your life must SUCK! haha just kidding i just kinda put this in the poll to kinda match with the 1st and 2nd options soo if you really are half asian - half white, no offense! :D

No gays or lesbians? I doubt that. I highly, highly doubt that.

I love terrorism don't you? Not really. Either you wanted to be a terrorist today or you're from the middle east and you want to fit the stereotypes for once.

Reading my goddamn blog. Oh yall just suck ass. Then again i was the one who put that choice up there. Hey freedom of speech right??? :D

At least we know there's one racist bastard out there. Hey would you rather be stuck with Palin? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

Half an hour left

Hello again everyone. (Or anyone who actually reads this.) Anyway i'm pretty bored right now since im trying to figure out how to upload videos from this video camera because it has over half of our video project on it. (Yeah if i can't figure it out i'm screwed..) But anyway again since we screwed around so much when filming, there's going to be plenty to see here on the blog. Hooray!!

And also if you're reading this like..RIGHT after i post it, you'll see there's only 30 minutes left on that poll over there to the right. Like i've done before, i've kept myself from looking at the results for the 15-ish days it's been up there. Then once that little timer thing hits zero, i'll go through the results and make a post discussing what i think about what yall said. Hooray?

Oyeah and by the way much appreciated if you vote. It lets me know how many people actually come here xD. And no voting twice..i love you but not that much.

End of Day - Apr 19

Helloooooo again everyone. Okay well i've posted sooo much new stuff today that i dont want to make this post to big otherwise it'd overshadow the other posts. Sooo here's what's gone down today.

Theres a video project me, Ayaz, and Ahsan are all working on together. Since we've had too many outtakes and wont be able to fit them all in the time frame for the video in class, i'll post the entire behind the scenes/outtakes here on the blog! Hooray for publicity!

A new little bit in the blog post line. The short and sweet posts will keep you laughing under a two-minute time frame. Hooray!

Not that you're interested or anything but i'm working with T.J. on the ELA video project and we're supposed to do a fight seen. Only problem is he broke his foot. This should be fun..

End of Day - Apr 19

Short and sweet: Why the japanese dont like santa

Hey everyone. For all of yall who dont like hurting your eyes reading my annoyingly long blog posts, these short and sweet ones will get right to the point with being funny, and wont give you too many headaches. If you do like reading my long posts, then these will kind of be a disappointment, but will make up for it by just being awesome. Sooo on with the post



Why the japanese dont like santa...

6th and 7th graders piss the fuck out of me.

No offense to some 7th or 6th graders out there. What im saying is that out there there are 6th-7th graders i want to stab, or give a little pat on the head, cause they're that adorable. You know which one you are :) Haha anywho there are some younger kids that i just want to drown in a toilet, or hit with an algebra textbook,(the GODDAMN GIGANTIC-ASS one.)or pick up and make him do a faceplant on the floor so you can say "I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD" proudly. There are a few reasons for this...
-They're trying to be cool somehow
-They try and threaten you when they know they're total pussies
-They do a really gay-ass hair flip when their hair is TOO SHORT to flip anyway! (i.e. the justin bieber wannabes.)
-They think they're all that cause they're taller than you. (My least favorite. Guess why.)
-They try and harass you when it's supposed to be the other way around.

By the way have any of yall noticed i make these kinda lists in my posts alot? Annoying? Useful? What do you think?

Anyway anyway i hate those kids who try to slide down the banister. Whoa holy fuck youre cool. That and the fact that they only slide down like one step makes them look SO PATHETIC. Or when they cut in the lunch line or walk down the "wrong" hallway and they think they're SOOO HARDCORE. They make me sick.

When kids are like "stay back mudafucka i gotta blackbelt and dat shit" i cannot help but either sit and laugh, or want to stab them. First of all it's usually the really tiny kids saying this when theyre trying to stand up for themselves or whatever the case may be. And i dont blame them, i used to do the same thing. But these kids kiiiiiind of overreact a little bit and its just pitiful to see our future being brought up like this. I saw a kid the other day who raised his leg in a wannabe-ninja way. Then he put his leg down and he was all like "i coulda killed you with that kick." Everyone cracked up laughing. However this kid was in 8th grade so iono if that counts. If you dont know who im talking about he's a kid that everyone hates in 1st period P.E. Probably one or two of you will know who im talking about.

I can understand if some kids want to flip their hair every once in a while, hell i do that too i guess. But if you're an indian kid with one of those curly or short hairstyles, all youre going to do is make yourself look like an idiot. Or justin beiber. Much of a difference? Not so much. (Nah im just joshin i love justin.) (No i dont.)

If youre taller than someone that doesn't make you any better at ass kicking okay? If you have a blackbelt that doesn't mean you can kick someone's ass either. If you're on the football team that doesn't necessarily mean you can beat someone else. You dont need to be fucking 6th feet to kick someone's gonads. You dont need to take faggot-ass karate to throw a punch at someone's face. And lastly waterboys can't fight. Sorry buddy.

Going "Hey what's up dude." to an 8th grader wont make you any cooler. Slapping a guy's ass when you're in 6th grade doesn't make you any manlier. (Actually that's pretty damn homo..) Walking around the locker room past all the 8th graders in your fucking buzz lightyear tighty whities doesnt make you brave. Learn from this.

I'm going to wrap it up since i know some of yall dont exactly like my posts being too long. Basically dont try and be cool and stand out to 8th graders if you're younger. Be patient, we'll find you LOL. jk jk and also i dont hate ALL of yall, im just sayin. (Again you know who you are.) And lastly im probably just being like this because i think im all big and tough for being 14 years old. Once im in high school it'll be the seniors blogging about me being faggoty-ass. The future isn't too bright for us is it...

Quote of the day

"Capture him if he's alive. If not, kill him."

-Anonymous

End of Day - Apr 16

Hey everyone. Well im too lazy to write something for today sooo for the weekend till monday i'll leave yall with a new video. (It's an exploding watermelon, what more could you want..) Anywho enjoy and i'll see yall in 3 days!

End of Day - Apr 16

Fish with legs?!??

Hey whats going down everyone yeah i know i haven't been posting stuff lately. I've been goofing around soooooo whatever i guess. Maybe i dont need this blog to keep me busy after all. Hmmm (Scratches imaginary beard) Nah but anyway. So i just saw a video from Phillip DeFranco with a surprising story. A new species of fish have evolved enough to grow a pair of feet, and can make their way inland from the water and may even be able to climb trees! (So if a fish were to climb one and fall on someone then the idiom When Fish Fly wouldnt really be useful anymore would it..) Anyway i find it to be extremely scary that im going to see a goddamn walking fish with a gigantic ass jaw. Anyway thats all i have time for, i might see yall tomorrow, if not then monday! Till then.

End of day - Apr 15. (Yes this counts as one)

Walking fish??!? holy fuck...:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/species-of-invasive-fish-walk-on-land-climb-trees.php

End of day - Apr 14

Wow ive been really lazy lately haven't i? Not that you really notice what's missing on this blog anyway. Yall cant even get to it unless you see it in my gmail status anyway. (To make things simpler, it's Where Blogs Come to Die . Blogspot.com) Bleh not that yall care..it's just that..AHH forget it. It'll probably make things smoother if i just act like yall care about what i write about anyway. Soo what's happened today? Well a horrible passport experience that lasted 5 hours was fist, then UIL, and finally post-UIL at the mall. Yall probably wont care about what i have to say regarding UIL unless you were there, but in case you (for some odd reason) are interested, then lucky you...weirdo.

Soo this summer im being dragged down to Vietnam for the first time in my life. (All asians gasp in disbelief.) Yeah for most of the asians i talk to it's really weird that i haven't been to my "homeland" ever. Since most of them go like..every year sooo yeah. But anyway it's the first time i'm leaving the country, so i had to get a passport today. yayyy. So this first started yesterday night, where we tried to take our own passport photos. But we couldn't develop them at home, (why? i have no idea.) So then heres what happens

-I go to walgreens at 7:30 to develop the photos
-Their printer was down so we went to CVS pharmacy to develop them
-CVS's printer didn't like our pictures, annd couldn't print them
-We go to starbucks while we wait for walgreens' printer
-Grab pictures and go to Post Office
-Post office's passport department not open yet
-Head back to take new passport photos at walgreens (our homemade ones were bad)
-Back home to get birth certificates for whatever reason
-Then to scary post office for a 40 minute wait
-Grab Lunch

Elapsed Time: Pretty damn long. Anyway i guess it was worth it since i got to miss 1st-3rd period. Which was nice.

What's Next?

UIL was okay i guess. Except apparently we arrived there an hour EARLY. So we got to stand arounnd foreverrrr until we got to stuff our stuff in an art room. (HAHA I JUST REALIZED i used stuff twice in a row lol..) Anyway but that wasnt the end of it. After unpacking for like 20 minutes, we head to the warm up room. But then once we got on stage we took like 20 MORE minutes JUST to tune. THEN another 10 minutes of JUST tuning in the sight reading room. Ughhh. But anyway all the guys go into the bathroom to change out of the goofy concert clothes right? Well once we get in there we find out theres 3 old dudes like taking pisses and dumps in there. WHILE we changed. Now that's awkward...But anyway we got one's and stuff so it's all good. Even though it was boring as hell at some points, it was worth skipping some school.

What's Next?

I guess going to the mall wasn't too bad. Except the bus ride was hell cause of Nidhi and Jessica. So eventually i moved up the bus a little bit and watched some asians play monopoly on an iphone. I guess the thing i hated the most about going there was that EVERYONE went to the apple store. I feel too much like i'm following the crowd when really im just walking in front of them :P. Not that it's a big issue, just an inconvenience for me, but hey people can go whereever they want. Going back home even tho ms victor told us the bus driver wouldn't let us bring food or drinks on the bus. BUT HAHA shortness win right? right? Dammit yall suck..

End of day - Apr 14

Hmmmmmm..

You ever had a thought when you were younger that you just thought was so stupid and useless that ANYONE who even considered whatever it was was either brain-dead or just a homosexual. Then a while after that you find yourself stroking your imaginary beard thinking ...hmmm i could try that. It's weird how our mentalities change. Yall ever get one of those? ...oh you dont. Just me? Really? Well it doesn't have to be something like doing drugs or sex or whatever. Maybe something like getting something like an iphone. When i was younger i used to think anyone who had expensive-ass phones or computers were self absorbed and preppy. But today stuff like the iphones and 3-d computers make up for looking snobby by just being fucking awesome. (Cmon, who doesn't want to watch youtube videos in 3-d??!?!?) Anywho it's not limited to just that. Have you ever thought expensive stuff was for the blondes or the preps?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You all remember when you were younger, that you would always hear that it's not what's on the outside that matters, but on the inside? Well that's all nice and peachy, but they would always make it seem like caring about how you look was stuck up or just bad. So when i was a kid i established an extremely strict $5 budget for buying clothing. I would always tell myself that whoever shops for their own clothes was gay. That they were insecure about something so they needed to shop for better clothes to feel better about themselves. Then come middle school i realized something: what if someone just wants to look nice? It was unheard of! Weren't people who cared about how they looked shallow and insecure? As a matter of fact, they weren't, and they aren't. But dont you see how the mentality changed there? Is it something about maturity that just changes our minds? Or being around other people will just open you up to new things? Or maybe my parents are putting something in my food...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

When i was younger i would always have the short, buzzed, flat-top haircut. And so did my brother. Hey, we were asians. What else are you going to do? Well one day, my brother decided to grow his hair out. My dad was outraged. He fucking exploded to him in the biggest, protective-asian-parent, stuck up speech of his life. He told us about how he was embarrassed to be seen with him, how his hair was insulting to our relatives, and how it showed signs of "rebellion". (Yes, our parents' golden word.) So because of that nice little brainwashing session, i was taught to think that having clean cut hair is the only way to be a good person. Then EPIPHANY!! People who have long hair aren't rebellious, (well i guess they could be), but they just didn't want to have short hair!! Who would've thought??? :O

I guess i've just been brought up the asian-way. Secluded from the rest of the world. Brainwashed to believe that having unkept hair, more than $5 clothing, and phones from this decade was evil..or disrespectful..or homosexual. Have yall ever had that problem? Or i guess im just the odd one out. Meh.

End of Day - Apr 12

Is it bad that every time i write one of these i have to look at my little clock on the computer to see what day it is? Iono i never keep track :/ hey when you've spent all day writing this shit you dont care about details. ANYWAY. I think this is the 3rd or 4th week of being sick. Either i should've taken some medicine or something, or i need to see a doctor. Not that you care about my health or anything, i just felt like sharing. Hell that's what this blog is for anyway so if you dont care about my bodily functions DEAL WITH IT. Blah enough of useless stuff, on with the post!

So what's happened today? Well i had to bring to backpacks to and from school today which was pretty annoying. And Mr. Wasserman fascinated us with paintings of fat people, (seriously that man needs to get out more..). Anyway i think that's it. Hmm, slow day today i guess. Uninteresting day actually, but who cares really.

Well long story short, someone left my backpack outside the Orchestra back door on Friday, i looked for it on Sunday, and it wasn't there. So i brought another backpack today when someone else points out to me that they put the backpack INSIDE the Orchestra room. So two backpacks home. Not that this is the most hella interesting stuff ever i know, but it gives me something to talk about.

What's Next?

So after the usual Spanish lesson, Sr Wasserman decides to enrich us with the culture of Mexico. You might expect something like some authentic Mexican clothing or music, but no. He chose to teach us this through art. But not the typical photography, sculpture, Picasso-kinda art. This art is "Surreal". Put simply he's dissin the laws of physics. So this artist decides to make everyone fat. Even stuff like apples are fat. Fat trucks. Fat little boys. Fat horses. Fat naked women...(quiver). Yeah so how did this have anything to do with Mexican culture? Good question. But hey, nothing like fat-lady porn to go with your spanish lesson right??

End of Day - Apr 12

Sing this post out loud, it'll sound better.

You ever hate watching commercials sometimes? I mean i know you probably don't like them, but sometimes you just HATE seeing one so much, you just want to stab your t.v. But then what happens? A sparkly new commercial comes up and makes you all peachy again! But why is this commercial so much better? Well there could be a few reasons.
-You're tired of old commercials and you're happy for a new one
-It's a movie trailer that you like
-You have some sort of brain damage
or

***The commercial has some sort of song or jingle***

That little starred one is what im talking about. I always loved how some commercials actually took the time to rhyme whatever they had to say, or hire some sort of band or good actor to perform the song. And also, they're just really catchy! Apparently research shows that people who listen to music memorize the lyrics easier than just listening. And who doesn't love a commercial with a song in it? Because there's just so many out there! You've got the Free Credit Report.com guys, Hillshire Farm meat, Education Connection.com, all of these have songs that you'll probably be found humming or whistling to throughout the day. Is it weird to have commercial jingles on your ipod? Not that i have any.. pff.

Anyway you have to admit that saying
"Hello. Lucky Charms brand cereal is better than other cereals",
is less appealing than saying
♪They're magically delicious!♫♪ (In a sort of scottish-limerick accent)

So what do you think? Are commercials better when you can snap your fingers or tap your foot to them? Or are they still the same annoying, frustrating, repetitive, stab-your-T.V. commercial?

Quote of the Day

(Comedians are coming up with phrases you would use to describe someone's truck, but not their girlfriend.)

"...wow you can fit 4 in there."

-Greg Proops

Notice - Weekends

If yall don't know already, i don't post up anything on weekends. Sorry it's just that i'm too lazy to manage this thing when i can be sleeping... Not that you probably care anyway, but hey im just giving a heads up. Besides yall probably can't even get here unless i have the link up on my Gmail status. Sooooo whatever i guess.

See yall on monday.

Quote of the day

I couldn't come up for a quote in time today. Sorry yall.

-Alex Luong. (Does this count as a quote?)

End of Day - Apr 8

Mmm a little early to be writing i guess. Actually i wouldn't know since i haven't written one of these in around 6 months. Anywayyyy what's been going on lately? Post-TAKS testing, dying of disease, annoying orchestra conductors, and cartwheeling to places. What else is new.

So how was the TAKS test? In a few words it's actually, boring, easy, tedious, sleep-preventing, you know to be honest it can't really be described in a few words. Basically for an asian it's too easy for the annoying training they put us through. They give you around 5 hours to finish it when you get it done in 1. The rest of the time you're doing one of few things:
- Checking over your answers
- Reading/Finishing a book that you probably already read
- Shooting a rubber band type thing around
- Waiting for lunch
- Sleeping. (Rare)
Sometimes it makes me feel like the test isn't even worth passing...

What's Next?

I've heard of people being sick for a while, but this cough thing has been with me for around 3 weeks now. And if you were in the same TAKS testing room as me, you would've heard me violently hacking up some shit every few seconds. Either that or I was sniffling. I wouldn't be surprised if I got on everyone's nerves that day. Anywho i dont seem to be getting any better, i hope i dont die. Actually i do. I'm asian, I'm gay, and a black man's president. (HAHA reference to the polls over on the side) ANYWAY not that yall probably care about my health anyhow. Half of the asians i know wouldn't find out about my death unless it was an article in their math textbook. haha i kid.

But seriously yall. Anyway What's Next?

So yeah not that most of yall probably care about orchestra, but there was some guest conductor dude or WHATEVER that was "helping" us with our uil pieces. The problem was he was telling us to do all of this weird stuff, like stuff OPPOSITE of what Ms. Victor would tell us to do. Anyway i had the greatest time of my life watching puzzled kids audibly sound out a "huh" during class. And we're seeing him tomorrow! Yayyyyyyyyyy...

I'm being sarcastic by the way. Anyway What's Next?

Yeah im not sure why i put the cartwheel thing in there. I can't even do a cartwheel. I'm sad now ughhh. Story of my life, 14 year old who rants on blogs and can't do cartwheels.

End of day - Apr 8th

Quote of the Day

"The original title for Aliens vs. Predator was Aliens vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris. They changed it because they knew no one would want to watch a 14-second movie."

-Alex Vuong. (Who probably got it somewhere else)

Writing Again

Hello all you fuckers out there who have nothing else to do. Guess what? I'm writing again! So for all of you who've missed my shitty ranting and thoughts on people who hate their lives, well this is one less thing for yall to hate. Sooo grab some popcorn, a nice little barf-bag, and some rice, and we'll get this show on the road.

Why did i start writing again?
I'm reeeeeeeally bored.

Why did i stop?
I got bored of doing this. but now i'm better.

What's with the racist poll?
I'm not a racist, i just thought it'd be entertaining. i love you all you know that.

Dont you have some homework to do or something kid..
Probably.

Anyway i hope yall can come here whenever you've got nothing else to do to laugh at my attempts at being serious even though im a 4-foot tall 14 year old. I'm going to be doing everything i used to. Putting cool videos up for you to see, posting daily and somewhat pointless quotes, ranting about veggetables,making my "end of day" recaps, screaming at animals, all on a daily basis!!! If yall are excited about me writing again, and you're going to tell your friends to read this crap, give yourself a pat on the back. You're really helping me spread the word of short asians. If not, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

Welcome to my blog douchebags.