Helloooooo again everyone. Okay well i've posted sooo much new stuff today that i dont want to make this post to big otherwise it'd overshadow the other posts. Sooo here's what's gone down today.
Theres a video project me, Ayaz, and Ahsan are all working on together. Since we've had too many outtakes and wont be able to fit them all in the time frame for the video in class, i'll post the entire behind the scenes/outtakes here on the blog! Hooray for publicity!
A new little bit in the blog post line. The short and sweet posts will keep you laughing under a two-minute time frame. Hooray!
Not that you're interested or anything but i'm working with T.J. on the ELA video project and we're supposed to do a fight seen. Only problem is he broke his foot. This should be fun..
End of Day - Apr 19
Monday, April 19, 2010
Short and sweet: Why the japanese dont like santa
Hey everyone. For all of yall who dont like hurting your eyes reading my annoyingly long blog posts, these short and sweet ones will get right to the point with being funny, and wont give you too many headaches. If you do like reading my long posts, then these will kind of be a disappointment, but will make up for it by just being awesome. Sooo on with the post
Why the japanese dont like santa...
Why the japanese dont like santa...
6th and 7th graders piss the fuck out of me.
No offense to some 7th or 6th graders out there. What im saying is that out there there are 6th-7th graders i want to stab, or give a little pat on the head, cause they're that adorable. You know which one you are :) Haha anywho there are some younger kids that i just want to drown in a toilet, or hit with an algebra textbook,(the GODDAMN GIGANTIC-ASS one.)or pick up and make him do a faceplant on the floor so you can say "I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD" proudly. There are a few reasons for this...
-They're trying to be cool somehow
-They try and threaten you when they know they're total pussies
-They do a really gay-ass hair flip when their hair is TOO SHORT to flip anyway! (i.e. the justin bieber wannabes.)
-They think they're all that cause they're taller than you. (My least favorite. Guess why.)
-They try and harass you when it's supposed to be the other way around.
By the way have any of yall noticed i make these kinda lists in my posts alot? Annoying? Useful? What do you think?
Anyway anyway i hate those kids who try to slide down the banister. Whoa holy fuck youre cool. That and the fact that they only slide down like one step makes them look SO PATHETIC. Or when they cut in the lunch line or walk down the "wrong" hallway and they think they're SOOO HARDCORE. They make me sick.
When kids are like "stay back mudafucka i gotta blackbelt and dat shit" i cannot help but either sit and laugh, or want to stab them. First of all it's usually the really tiny kids saying this when theyre trying to stand up for themselves or whatever the case may be. And i dont blame them, i used to do the same thing. But these kids kiiiiiind of overreact a little bit and its just pitiful to see our future being brought up like this. I saw a kid the other day who raised his leg in a wannabe-ninja way. Then he put his leg down and he was all like "i coulda killed you with that kick." Everyone cracked up laughing. However this kid was in 8th grade so iono if that counts. If you dont know who im talking about he's a kid that everyone hates in 1st period P.E. Probably one or two of you will know who im talking about.
I can understand if some kids want to flip their hair every once in a while, hell i do that too i guess. But if you're an indian kid with one of those curly or short hairstyles, all youre going to do is make yourself look like an idiot. Or justin beiber. Much of a difference? Not so much. (Nah im just joshin i love justin.) (No i dont.)
If youre taller than someone that doesn't make you any better at ass kicking okay? If you have a blackbelt that doesn't mean you can kick someone's ass either. If you're on the football team that doesn't necessarily mean you can beat someone else. You dont need to be fucking 6th feet to kick someone's gonads. You dont need to take faggot-ass karate to throw a punch at someone's face. And lastly waterboys can't fight. Sorry buddy.
Going "Hey what's up dude." to an 8th grader wont make you any cooler. Slapping a guy's ass when you're in 6th grade doesn't make you any manlier. (Actually that's pretty damn homo..) Walking around the locker room past all the 8th graders in your fucking buzz lightyear tighty whities doesnt make you brave. Learn from this.
I'm going to wrap it up since i know some of yall dont exactly like my posts being too long. Basically dont try and be cool and stand out to 8th graders if you're younger. Be patient, we'll find you LOL. jk jk and also i dont hate ALL of yall, im just sayin. (Again you know who you are.) And lastly im probably just being like this because i think im all big and tough for being 14 years old. Once im in high school it'll be the seniors blogging about me being faggoty-ass. The future isn't too bright for us is it...
-They're trying to be cool somehow
-They try and threaten you when they know they're total pussies
-They do a really gay-ass hair flip when their hair is TOO SHORT to flip anyway! (i.e. the justin bieber wannabes.)
-They think they're all that cause they're taller than you. (My least favorite. Guess why.)
-They try and harass you when it's supposed to be the other way around.
By the way have any of yall noticed i make these kinda lists in my posts alot? Annoying? Useful? What do you think?
Anyway anyway i hate those kids who try to slide down the banister. Whoa holy fuck youre cool. That and the fact that they only slide down like one step makes them look SO PATHETIC. Or when they cut in the lunch line or walk down the "wrong" hallway and they think they're SOOO HARDCORE. They make me sick.
When kids are like "stay back mudafucka i gotta blackbelt and dat shit" i cannot help but either sit and laugh, or want to stab them. First of all it's usually the really tiny kids saying this when theyre trying to stand up for themselves or whatever the case may be. And i dont blame them, i used to do the same thing. But these kids kiiiiiind of overreact a little bit and its just pitiful to see our future being brought up like this. I saw a kid the other day who raised his leg in a wannabe-ninja way. Then he put his leg down and he was all like "i coulda killed you with that kick." Everyone cracked up laughing. However this kid was in 8th grade so iono if that counts. If you dont know who im talking about he's a kid that everyone hates in 1st period P.E. Probably one or two of you will know who im talking about.
I can understand if some kids want to flip their hair every once in a while, hell i do that too i guess. But if you're an indian kid with one of those curly or short hairstyles, all youre going to do is make yourself look like an idiot. Or justin beiber. Much of a difference? Not so much. (Nah im just joshin i love justin.) (No i dont.)
If youre taller than someone that doesn't make you any better at ass kicking okay? If you have a blackbelt that doesn't mean you can kick someone's ass either. If you're on the football team that doesn't necessarily mean you can beat someone else. You dont need to be fucking 6th feet to kick someone's gonads. You dont need to take faggot-ass karate to throw a punch at someone's face. And lastly waterboys can't fight. Sorry buddy.
Going "Hey what's up dude." to an 8th grader wont make you any cooler. Slapping a guy's ass when you're in 6th grade doesn't make you any manlier. (Actually that's pretty damn homo..) Walking around the locker room past all the 8th graders in your fucking buzz lightyear tighty whities doesnt make you brave. Learn from this.
I'm going to wrap it up since i know some of yall dont exactly like my posts being too long. Basically dont try and be cool and stand out to 8th graders if you're younger. Be patient, we'll find you LOL. jk jk and also i dont hate ALL of yall, im just sayin. (Again you know who you are.) And lastly im probably just being like this because i think im all big and tough for being 14 years old. Once im in high school it'll be the seniors blogging about me being faggoty-ass. The future isn't too bright for us is it...
Friday, April 16, 2010
End of Day - Apr 16
Hey everyone. Well im too lazy to write something for today sooo for the weekend till monday i'll leave yall with a new video. (It's an exploding watermelon, what more could you want..) Anywho enjoy and i'll see yall in 3 days!
End of Day - Apr 16
End of Day - Apr 16
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Fish with legs?!??
Hey whats going down everyone yeah i know i haven't been posting stuff lately. I've been goofing around soooooo whatever i guess. Maybe i dont need this blog to keep me busy after all. Hmmm (Scratches imaginary beard) Nah but anyway. So i just saw a video from Phillip DeFranco with a surprising story. A new species of fish have evolved enough to grow a pair of feet, and can make their way inland from the water and may even be able to climb trees! (So if a fish were to climb one and fall on someone then the idiom When Fish Fly wouldnt really be useful anymore would it..) Anyway i find it to be extremely scary that im going to see a goddamn walking fish with a gigantic ass jaw. Anyway thats all i have time for, i might see yall tomorrow, if not then monday! Till then.
End of day - Apr 15. (Yes this counts as one)
Walking fish??!? holy fuck...:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/species-of-invasive-fish-walk-on-land-climb-trees.php
End of day - Apr 15. (Yes this counts as one)
Walking fish??!? holy fuck...:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/species-of-invasive-fish-walk-on-land-climb-trees.php
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
End of day - Apr 14
Wow ive been really lazy lately haven't i? Not that you really notice what's missing on this blog anyway. Yall cant even get to it unless you see it in my gmail status anyway. (To make things simpler, it's Where Blogs Come to Die . Blogspot.com) Bleh not that yall care..it's just that..AHH forget it. It'll probably make things smoother if i just act like yall care about what i write about anyway. Soo what's happened today? Well a horrible passport experience that lasted 5 hours was fist, then UIL, and finally post-UIL at the mall. Yall probably wont care about what i have to say regarding UIL unless you were there, but in case you (for some odd reason) are interested, then lucky you...weirdo.
Soo this summer im being dragged down to Vietnam for the first time in my life. (All asians gasp in disbelief.) Yeah for most of the asians i talk to it's really weird that i haven't been to my "homeland" ever. Since most of them go like..every year sooo yeah. But anyway it's the first time i'm leaving the country, so i had to get a passport today. yayyy. So this first started yesterday night, where we tried to take our own passport photos. But we couldn't develop them at home, (why? i have no idea.) So then heres what happens
-I go to walgreens at 7:30 to develop the photos
-Their printer was down so we went to CVS pharmacy to develop them
-CVS's printer didn't like our pictures, annd couldn't print them
-We go to starbucks while we wait for walgreens' printer
-Grab pictures and go to Post Office
-Post office's passport department not open yet
-Head back to take new passport photos at walgreens (our homemade ones were bad)
-Back home to get birth certificates for whatever reason
-Then to scary post office for a 40 minute wait
-Grab Lunch
Elapsed Time: Pretty damn long. Anyway i guess it was worth it since i got to miss 1st-3rd period. Which was nice.
What's Next?
UIL was okay i guess. Except apparently we arrived there an hour EARLY. So we got to stand arounnd foreverrrr until we got to stuff our stuff in an art room. (HAHA I JUST REALIZED i used stuff twice in a row lol..) Anyway but that wasnt the end of it. After unpacking for like 20 minutes, we head to the warm up room. But then once we got on stage we took like 20 MORE minutes JUST to tune. THEN another 10 minutes of JUST tuning in the sight reading room. Ughhh. But anyway all the guys go into the bathroom to change out of the goofy concert clothes right? Well once we get in there we find out theres 3 old dudes like taking pisses and dumps in there. WHILE we changed. Now that's awkward...But anyway we got one's and stuff so it's all good. Even though it was boring as hell at some points, it was worth skipping some school.
What's Next?
I guess going to the mall wasn't too bad. Except the bus ride was hell cause of Nidhi and Jessica. So eventually i moved up the bus a little bit and watched some asians play monopoly on an iphone. I guess the thing i hated the most about going there was that EVERYONE went to the apple store. I feel too much like i'm following the crowd when really im just walking in front of them :P. Not that it's a big issue, just an inconvenience for me, but hey people can go whereever they want. Going back home even tho ms victor told us the bus driver wouldn't let us bring food or drinks on the bus. BUT HAHA shortness win right? right? Dammit yall suck..
End of day - Apr 14
Soo this summer im being dragged down to Vietnam for the first time in my life. (All asians gasp in disbelief.) Yeah for most of the asians i talk to it's really weird that i haven't been to my "homeland" ever. Since most of them go like..every year sooo yeah. But anyway it's the first time i'm leaving the country, so i had to get a passport today. yayyy. So this first started yesterday night, where we tried to take our own passport photos. But we couldn't develop them at home, (why? i have no idea.) So then heres what happens
-I go to walgreens at 7:30 to develop the photos
-Their printer was down so we went to CVS pharmacy to develop them
-CVS's printer didn't like our pictures, annd couldn't print them
-We go to starbucks while we wait for walgreens' printer
-Grab pictures and go to Post Office
-Post office's passport department not open yet
-Head back to take new passport photos at walgreens (our homemade ones were bad)
-Back home to get birth certificates for whatever reason
-Then to scary post office for a 40 minute wait
-Grab Lunch
Elapsed Time: Pretty damn long. Anyway i guess it was worth it since i got to miss 1st-3rd period. Which was nice.
What's Next?
UIL was okay i guess. Except apparently we arrived there an hour EARLY. So we got to stand arounnd foreverrrr until we got to stuff our stuff in an art room. (HAHA I JUST REALIZED i used stuff twice in a row lol..) Anyway but that wasnt the end of it. After unpacking for like 20 minutes, we head to the warm up room. But then once we got on stage we took like 20 MORE minutes JUST to tune. THEN another 10 minutes of JUST tuning in the sight reading room. Ughhh. But anyway all the guys go into the bathroom to change out of the goofy concert clothes right? Well once we get in there we find out theres 3 old dudes like taking pisses and dumps in there. WHILE we changed. Now that's awkward...But anyway we got one's and stuff so it's all good. Even though it was boring as hell at some points, it was worth skipping some school.
What's Next?
I guess going to the mall wasn't too bad. Except the bus ride was hell cause of Nidhi and Jessica. So eventually i moved up the bus a little bit and watched some asians play monopoly on an iphone. I guess the thing i hated the most about going there was that EVERYONE went to the apple store. I feel too much like i'm following the crowd when really im just walking in front of them :P. Not that it's a big issue, just an inconvenience for me, but hey people can go whereever they want. Going back home even tho ms victor told us the bus driver wouldn't let us bring food or drinks on the bus. BUT HAHA shortness win right? right? Dammit yall suck..
End of day - Apr 14
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