"Send some faxes!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Micromanage!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Promote Synergy!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Eat a bagel!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Hit on Debra!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Get Rejected!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Swallow Sadness!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Crash my car!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Blackout in the sewer!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Bomb the russians!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Crash into the sun!"
LIKE A BOSS
"Now im DEEEEEEEAD"
-Andy Samberg original song: Like a Boss
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Poll Results
Hola everyone. The polls have been closed for a while now, but i felt like i'd officially recap on what yall said. So lets get started. and yes im doing this instead of an end of day today :P.
What would you be arrested for?
Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1
Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.
If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.
If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.
Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7
Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=
End of Poll Results - Nov 16
What would you be arrested for?
Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1
Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.
If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.
If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.
Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7
Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=
End of Poll Results - Nov 16
I hate mondays
Hello again everyone, or at least anyone who bothered to show up. Anyway its late today but im going to start posting stuff again as of today. Why do i say i hate mondays today you might ask? Let's see.
-I have to type up a lab i procrastinated on
-I have to type up an essay i procrastinated on
-I have to annotate 8-14 that i procrastinated on
-I have to see the meteor shower that wont come again for another 80 years
-I have to learn an impossible piano part by wednesday. (i just got it today)
-I have to start posting stuff again
-I have to memorize my spanish capitols. LIIIMA PERUUU :)
-I have to practice for the region chair test. like hell.
The moral of this story. Accept less homework.
-I have to type up a lab i procrastinated on
-I have to type up an essay i procrastinated on
-I have to annotate 8-14 that i procrastinated on
-I have to see the meteor shower that wont come again for another 80 years
-I have to learn an impossible piano part by wednesday. (i just got it today)
-I have to start posting stuff again
-I have to memorize my spanish capitols. LIIIMA PERUUU :)
-I have to practice for the region chair test. like hell.
The moral of this story. Accept less homework.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Taking a break
Well hey its not like i didn't warn yall. This blog is soon going to be kicked aside like all of the others. Nevertheless, im just taking a break since this week's music practicing is going to be a bit more vigorous. Needless to say i will begin posting once again on Monday. See ya then!
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
End of day - Nov 8
Arrrrrrgh. So tired today, and yet i did so little. Bleh school tomorrow too. Not one of my favorite sundays, but whatever. So recap, actualy i think basketball at like 6:00 was the only exciting thing today :P
So we decided to play some basketball at like 6:00 where its like friggin pitch black outside, im not even kidding. I could catch the ball since i couldn't see it, and i was eaten alive by mosquitoes. And another thing, we saw some other kids, and one of them who was apparently latino i think, wasn't attacked by mosquitoes. So the other kids were all like "yeah we're getting eaten by f*king racist mosquitoes." since they bit all of them except for the latino kid.
Yes i fell asleep writing this. This is supposed to be for yesterday :P
End of day - Nov 8
So we decided to play some basketball at like 6:00 where its like friggin pitch black outside, im not even kidding. I could catch the ball since i couldn't see it, and i was eaten alive by mosquitoes. And another thing, we saw some other kids, and one of them who was apparently latino i think, wasn't attacked by mosquitoes. So the other kids were all like "yeah we're getting eaten by f*king racist mosquitoes." since they bit all of them except for the latino kid.
Yes i fell asleep writing this. This is supposed to be for yesterday :P
End of day - Nov 8
Quote of the day
Wow, what a late quote today hmm?
(After being beaten by a sack full of candy)
"Now, what did we learn about candy today AJ?"
"...it aint so sweet..."
- Hieu Tran & Avery Matear
(After being beaten by a sack full of candy)
"Now, what did we learn about candy today AJ?"
"...it aint so sweet..."
- Hieu Tran & Avery Matear
Saturday, November 7, 2009
End of day - Nov 7
Ahhhhh so sleepy. Ahhhh so sweaty. Ahhhh must keep blog updated with bodily functions... So Saturday. Good for sleeping until 10:00. Good for eating junk food for breakfast. Good for running around outside. Well good for alot of things. So a late-sweaty recap. (What's funny is that i have about 17 minutes to finish this or else it'll be Sunday.)So a visit from some family, basketball and cricket, and writing a scripted break-up. I like my weekends. :)
So just a big group of my cousins (or close friends, whatever) came to visit. It wasn't like a lunchtime visit nooooo. It lasted from 12:00PM to 11:00PM. We like to talk alot...
Anyway every couple of times i go out to play basketball down by Walker Station Elementary, i see this group of like, Indian dudes doing weird stuff. Today they decided to play cricket on the basketball court. Apparently Joseph got turned on and wanted to spank someone with the cricket paddle...yeah. We also played some basketball with a couple of weird dudes. But i won. That's all that matters. :)
After basketball i took my cousin home and i went off to Pecan Park. Meeting a couple of buddies, i got to witness my first awkward breakup. It probably wont be my last considering they didn't know what to say, (i had to tell them what to)...but hey that's asian romance for you. It aint like the dramas you see on tv yall. Especially the Korean ones. I would know since i have to sit through them during dinner. xP
End of day - Nov 7
So just a big group of my cousins (or close friends, whatever) came to visit. It wasn't like a lunchtime visit nooooo. It lasted from 12:00PM to 11:00PM. We like to talk alot...
Anyway every couple of times i go out to play basketball down by Walker Station Elementary, i see this group of like, Indian dudes doing weird stuff. Today they decided to play cricket on the basketball court. Apparently Joseph got turned on and wanted to spank someone with the cricket paddle...yeah. We also played some basketball with a couple of weird dudes. But i won. That's all that matters. :)
After basketball i took my cousin home and i went off to Pecan Park. Meeting a couple of buddies, i got to witness my first awkward breakup. It probably wont be my last considering they didn't know what to say, (i had to tell them what to)...but hey that's asian romance for you. It aint like the dramas you see on tv yall. Especially the Korean ones. I would know since i have to sit through them during dinner. xP
End of day - Nov 7
Friday, November 6, 2009
End of day - Nov 6
Early end to today. But honestly since it's friday and all, i needed the extra time to write all of this stuff. So lets recap for this awesome day :D. Hmm, blowing up globes, my socks turned blue, rubber band-textbook time, sweeping in science class, mango lolipop, barbie has a SISTER named Skipper...wtf. I know it doesn't seem like much but today was pretty cool...you've got to go with me on this one. xDD
So anyway im in math this morning right? I needed to do this algebra homework that needed a calculator and stuff, but my calculator at home died, so i had to come in this morning. Anyway im done and just sitting around when someone comes in and they're all like hey who wants to help Mrs. Bley with something? So i come in and everyone's blowing up these little globes with straws. So even though im all like wtf im just like ahh whatever. Grab a straw and a globe, yaaa.
So some of yall know i have P.E. 1st period? It's fine and all, except that every time we go outside its sooooo wet with dew and everything. For some reason i decided to wear these cheap blue shoes i had. Anyway i get out there, my shoes get soaked. I come back, and the blue-ness bleeds into my socks :P so throughout the whole days my feet were all wet and cold :P.
Soo math class. Some of yall must have been wondering why ayaz had 20 books on his desk. Yes, there were 20 books exactly. He counted. We had this boring rubber band-launching lab in algebra, and we had to go outside right? So we're recording our stuff and ayaz is like alex hold still i need to write on your back. So he does that for the next 20 min right? By the time we get back his paper is all crumpled up. Mrs Mucarello is all like Ayaz that is pitiful. So Andy suggested that he put books on his desk to flatten it out. Sooo ya.
Science Class at about 5th period. Suhas is like tossing paper around when Coach Mac is just like, Suhas...i think i'd better get you a broom... and everyone was just like LOL. but then when we're making these comic things he taps suhas on the shoulder and hands him a broom and hes just all like hop to it. So next thing i know everyone's giggling as suhas is sweeping his way around the class. Funny funny xD
Almost done. Anyway i bought this mango-pop sr. Wasserman had for us to buy. I bought it originally to bribe someone to tell me something, long story, but anyway she turned it down. Soo no sense letting this go to waste? It was toooooo good tasting :) and im someone who hates fruits mind you. Plus the thing took me an hour to finish. Money well spent? What do you think xD
Finally. Yeah i saw a commercial and they're talking about barbies sisters or whatever. Anyway one of them is named skipper. Uhhh gender-confusion? or...
End of day - Nov 6
So anyway im in math this morning right? I needed to do this algebra homework that needed a calculator and stuff, but my calculator at home died, so i had to come in this morning. Anyway im done and just sitting around when someone comes in and they're all like hey who wants to help Mrs. Bley with something? So i come in and everyone's blowing up these little globes with straws. So even though im all like wtf im just like ahh whatever. Grab a straw and a globe, yaaa.
So some of yall know i have P.E. 1st period? It's fine and all, except that every time we go outside its sooooo wet with dew and everything. For some reason i decided to wear these cheap blue shoes i had. Anyway i get out there, my shoes get soaked. I come back, and the blue-ness bleeds into my socks :P so throughout the whole days my feet were all wet and cold :P.
Soo math class. Some of yall must have been wondering why ayaz had 20 books on his desk. Yes, there were 20 books exactly. He counted. We had this boring rubber band-launching lab in algebra, and we had to go outside right? So we're recording our stuff and ayaz is like alex hold still i need to write on your back. So he does that for the next 20 min right? By the time we get back his paper is all crumpled up. Mrs Mucarello is all like Ayaz that is pitiful. So Andy suggested that he put books on his desk to flatten it out. Sooo ya.
Science Class at about 5th period. Suhas is like tossing paper around when Coach Mac is just like, Suhas...i think i'd better get you a broom... and everyone was just like LOL. but then when we're making these comic things he taps suhas on the shoulder and hands him a broom and hes just all like hop to it. So next thing i know everyone's giggling as suhas is sweeping his way around the class. Funny funny xD
Almost done. Anyway i bought this mango-pop sr. Wasserman had for us to buy. I bought it originally to bribe someone to tell me something, long story, but anyway she turned it down. Soo no sense letting this go to waste? It was toooooo good tasting :) and im someone who hates fruits mind you. Plus the thing took me an hour to finish. Money well spent? What do you think xD
Finally. Yeah i saw a commercial and they're talking about barbies sisters or whatever. Anyway one of them is named skipper. Uhhh gender-confusion? or...
End of day - Nov 6
Quote of the day
"But how did-how did you find a way to CLONE me?"
"Ebay. you can find aaaanything on there..."
-Gus Sorola & Gavino Free
"Ebay. you can find aaaanything on there..."
-Gus Sorola & Gavino Free
Thursday, November 5, 2009
End of day - Nov 5
Ahhhh thursday already. Daylight savings is so weird. Im like sleeping at 10:00 and waking up at like 5:00. Anyway my back really hurts from hunching over the couch to type this up. I really need to get like a desk or whatever. Sooo recap, not much happening today, im surprised. Breakfast at school for like the first time in 2 years, my brother gets this cool sketch pad thing, and region coming up. Yay for me, another boring day.
So anyway i woke up pretty late this morning. (Yes 6:30 is late for me.) So im really slow in the mornings so i didn't have time to eat breakfast right? So i walk into school and since i couldn't go practice violin or whatever today im like you know? Im hungry. So i walk in the line and you know theres actually some okay stuff there. Theres like some bacon, and donuts, and toast and juice, and everything. Okay it might not seem like much but its an awful lot better than the wheat cereal and lactose-free milk i get at home. :P so breakfast was like, the highlight of my day. Yes, MLIA.
You know how my brothers birthday was yesterday? Yeah he got this really cool sketch pad. Well its not like those pads with a bunch of paper. Its like this tablet thing you connect to your computer, and when you draw on it it like makes pictures on the computer! (yes i am dumb) So its like an easier way of using paint, if you've ever wasted some time on paint before. Anywho i think it's a cool idea to get some pictures out that i doodle. Yes i doodle when i get very bored. Like when i cant think of blog posts? yeah thats what i do. Deal with it.
Im kidding.
Uhhhhhh im too lazy. I'll tell yall about region later k? :D
End of day - Nov 5
So anyway i woke up pretty late this morning. (Yes 6:30 is late for me.) So im really slow in the mornings so i didn't have time to eat breakfast right? So i walk into school and since i couldn't go practice violin or whatever today im like you know? Im hungry. So i walk in the line and you know theres actually some okay stuff there. Theres like some bacon, and donuts, and toast and juice, and everything. Okay it might not seem like much but its an awful lot better than the wheat cereal and lactose-free milk i get at home. :P so breakfast was like, the highlight of my day. Yes, MLIA.
You know how my brothers birthday was yesterday? Yeah he got this really cool sketch pad. Well its not like those pads with a bunch of paper. Its like this tablet thing you connect to your computer, and when you draw on it it like makes pictures on the computer! (yes i am dumb) So its like an easier way of using paint, if you've ever wasted some time on paint before. Anywho i think it's a cool idea to get some pictures out that i doodle. Yes i doodle when i get very bored. Like when i cant think of blog posts? yeah thats what i do. Deal with it.
Im kidding.
Uhhhhhh im too lazy. I'll tell yall about region later k? :D
End of day - Nov 5
BLT, BMT, TNT, LOL
So picture this. It's the day of the orchestra concert and all so like a huge wave of the orchestra all goes to Subway to get like a snack. Or maybe it was dinner but whatever. So anyway i tell this guy i want this Italian Herbs and Cheese bread for my sub.
And he gets the bread and starts putting this random stuff in it. Im all like ... and jenny says
"oh you got the BLT?" and im like
"...sure?"
So the guy who's making my sandwich is like "oh you wanted a BLT?"
Im im just like "no no its fine, just keep doing what you're doing." :P
a couple of minutes later i come up to the cashier person. And someone i forgot says,
"Hey alex, what sandwich did you get?" and im all like
"...I have no idea."
-Thumbs up
And he gets the bread and starts putting this random stuff in it. Im all like ... and jenny says
"oh you got the BLT?" and im like
"...sure?"
So the guy who's making my sandwich is like "oh you wanted a BLT?"
Im im just like "no no its fine, just keep doing what you're doing." :P
a couple of minutes later i come up to the cashier person. And someone i forgot says,
"Hey alex, what sandwich did you get?" and im all like
"...I have no idea."
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Quote of the day
"Yeah so i loved my father. He was a tall man and everyone would look up to him, we'd always go for walks through the park and people would say 'there goes Gort Smothers i wish he was my father'. You know my father ac-"
"Tommy, TOMMY. You're father's name, is Mort."
"...then who was that guy i was walking with..."
-Smothers Brothers
"Tommy, TOMMY. You're father's name, is Mort."
"...then who was that guy i was walking with..."
-Smothers Brothers
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
End of day - Nov 4
Arrrrghhhh headache today. Well not so much but theres this thing in my eye. Like you ever get that feeling where its like theres something in your eyeball punching on the inside? yeah i get that. So what's today? Miercoles? I dunno i dont keep up with it, anyway it's Wednesday and lets recap once again. Tests, and my brother's birthday i forgot about. OMGGGG!!! ONLY 2 THINGS HAPPENED TODAY! :O jk sorta
So bunches of tests. Only like half of them were actually important, so studying wasn't really a priority. But through the whole day im like pulling my hair out reading word after word and stuff. And bubbling in on those annoying little sheets of blue paper ARRGH. Now my head's throbbing again.
So anyway my brother's 15. Whoopdie doo. Well i mean yeah it's awesome and all, what's funny was that i forgot. I actually woke up and heard him remind my mom. And im all like crrrrrap i can't forget this one. I fell asleep and forgot :) So anyway im talking with a couple of friends before first period where someone's like "hey it's November 4th alex". And im like yeah it is. What about it. "Uhh isn't that your brother's birthday?"
Crrrrrrrrrap.
Well anyway im getting him this cool shirt that lights up when you play music! Now whats cool about it is that it lights up to the beat of the song! I'll put the link at the bottom of the post, but anyway it's real cool. About $30 search up "Thelightupshirt" in google or whatever.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2583OLdyfpo
End of day - Nov 4
So bunches of tests. Only like half of them were actually important, so studying wasn't really a priority. But through the whole day im like pulling my hair out reading word after word and stuff. And bubbling in on those annoying little sheets of blue paper ARRGH. Now my head's throbbing again.
So anyway my brother's 15. Whoopdie doo. Well i mean yeah it's awesome and all, what's funny was that i forgot. I actually woke up and heard him remind my mom. And im all like crrrrrap i can't forget this one. I fell asleep and forgot :) So anyway im talking with a couple of friends before first period where someone's like "hey it's November 4th alex". And im like yeah it is. What about it. "Uhh isn't that your brother's birthday?"
Crrrrrrrrrap.
Well anyway im getting him this cool shirt that lights up when you play music! Now whats cool about it is that it lights up to the beat of the song! I'll put the link at the bottom of the post, but anyway it's real cool. About $30 search up "Thelightupshirt" in google or whatever.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2583OLdyfpo
End of day - Nov 4
Your socks suck
Lol you know if you say the title out loud i kinda sounds like a tongue twister? Yes i do have alot of free time =.=.
So you know how when you were little and stuff and you got dressed to go somewhere or whatever. And then you're like screw this im not digging through my drawers and stuff. So you just take out a pair of socks or whatever and put them on. Next thing you know your parents are all like WTF why dont your socks match? And you're just like uhhh whos going to look at my socks anyway. Then you get lectured and stuff about how important it is to not look like a loser and stuff and you have to go dig through your drawers anyway. Does everyone go through this? Yeah probably not. Do i go through this? What do you think.
Seriously who's going to pay attention to your feet or what color socks your wearing? Huh? It's not like wearing not-matching socks means you have like OCD or whatever. Maybe you just dont care what people think or something. Point is no ones going to look at your feet to see if your socks match. Unless thats some sort of turn-on or whatever...i hope not xP
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So you know how when you were little and stuff and you got dressed to go somewhere or whatever. And then you're like screw this im not digging through my drawers and stuff. So you just take out a pair of socks or whatever and put them on. Next thing you know your parents are all like WTF why dont your socks match? And you're just like uhhh whos going to look at my socks anyway. Then you get lectured and stuff about how important it is to not look like a loser and stuff and you have to go dig through your drawers anyway. Does everyone go through this? Yeah probably not. Do i go through this? What do you think.
Seriously who's going to pay attention to your feet or what color socks your wearing? Huh? It's not like wearing not-matching socks means you have like OCD or whatever. Maybe you just dont care what people think or something. Point is no ones going to look at your feet to see if your socks match. Unless thats some sort of turn-on or whatever...i hope not xP
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
End of day - Nov 3
Ah, where does the time go. Its already 9:20 and im about to get kicked off the comp, so i better make this quick. So let's see, Martes...(thats tuesday by the way,) Rock test thing, sleeping in math, and EVERYONE THINKS IM SAD?! seriously yall.
Ahhh rock test. We had to take it today, and im pretty surprised people actually took the time to study. If you're anything like me, you'd know that studying ONLY works when you do it 10 minutes before the test itself. Im just smart that way k? Anywho it was pretty easy, but Coach Mac got a sunburn the other day from fishing, so like half of his face is red. Its just too hard not to stare at...hheuhuhuuh...
Anyway we had this test in math which i had like, half an hour of downtime. I was like soooooooooo sleepy so i fell asleep for about 20 minutes. I woke up and i was all like oya crap i have a test in like 5 minutes. Again, the whole studying thing? Yeah.
I cant tell you how many times people have said to me, "aww why are you so sad?" Im always just like im not sad...Then they say i look like i am. People thats not a sad face. That's just my face. Deal with it. :)
Arrgh my back hurts from hunching over my laptop. Hooray for cramming and sleeping and SAD FACES...
End of Day - Nov 3
Ahhh rock test. We had to take it today, and im pretty surprised people actually took the time to study. If you're anything like me, you'd know that studying ONLY works when you do it 10 minutes before the test itself. Im just smart that way k? Anywho it was pretty easy, but Coach Mac got a sunburn the other day from fishing, so like half of his face is red. Its just too hard not to stare at...hheuhuhuuh...
Anyway we had this test in math which i had like, half an hour of downtime. I was like soooooooooo sleepy so i fell asleep for about 20 minutes. I woke up and i was all like oya crap i have a test in like 5 minutes. Again, the whole studying thing? Yeah.
I cant tell you how many times people have said to me, "aww why are you so sad?" Im always just like im not sad...Then they say i look like i am. People thats not a sad face. That's just my face. Deal with it. :)
Arrgh my back hurts from hunching over my laptop. Hooray for cramming and sleeping and SAD FACES...
End of Day - Nov 3
omg lactose intolerant
So you know how people keep telling me to drink milk so i can get taller? Turns out im lactose intolerant you idiots. Arrgh I've been drinking milk and like throwing up and having diarrhea for like the past year. Yes TMI i know, yall love it dont ya? So anyway i have to get this special milk and cheese and stuff that probably tastes like crap. It's like skim milk...the top part is all water. The bottom is some kind of white powdery stuff that i dont want to know what the hell it's made of... xP
Oyeah and another thing no im not drinking f*king chocolate milk >:(
Yes you love my bodily functions. Admit it.
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Oyeah and another thing no im not drinking f*king chocolate milk >:(
Yes you love my bodily functions. Admit it.
- Thumbs up
Monday, November 2, 2009
End of day - Nov 2
Arrgh such a long day today. I hate mondays. SOOO much. and even a little bit more since last weekend seemed longer with the whole trick or treating thing and all? Yahh. Anyway just a typical day at school. If you go to school then you'd know how crappy it is hmm? So recap, uhhh oya i got the 100 for playing for the pizza man this morning, we watched a really AWESOME video in Science xDD. And i went out to the club to try out their crappy tennis program arrrgh i hate it soo much.
So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.
1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies
Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.
Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...
End of day - Nov 2
So yeah you know the whole video thing in science right? Well our unit thing is like the whole rocks stuff and coach mac decided that watching stupid videos helped us learn. So we watched some "adventure" about finding some gemstone and saving the universe or whatever i dunno. Here's kinda how i remember it.
1. The kid's name is Sandy. He's a guy. =.=
2. They find a treasure map. wtf.
3. They go in a cave and find the guy who voices elmer fudd.
4. He sings.
5. They find a fat guy who has a really big adam's apple
6. He sings
7. They find a guy who sounds like quagmire and reaches in their pants o.o
8. He sings
9. Bipolar chick AWW SNAP! :D jk jk
10. She sings
11. Someone dies
Im kidding but that would be f*king awesome. It was tooooo stupid.
Yes i was forced to go to that tennis program thing at the club. All i know is that it's full of little kids, they all suck, and its just boring. Plus i really hate going out and playing tennis anyway ARRGH. and i was stuck with Steven Joseph the whole day. If you know who he is, you'd know why my day turned into a living hell...
End of day - Nov 2
Wait, go where?
Hey all, today i showed that video i had of me playing the violin for the pizza man. Anyway i got an extra 100 grade...which is all fine and dandy except that everyone wanted to know where they could find it. If you are going to tell them, just tell them the url to this blog, every view counts ya know!
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Anyway you dont have to lol, just trying to get some advertising out there. So if you do i love you all. Except the guys. They dont deserve my love. Yes i am on drugs.
Im kidding.
Url is just Where blogs come to die . blogspot . com
with no spaces
Dramatic Screenplay
This is going up on fb just because it's so awesome. (Not originally written by me.)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
-We've only got 3 minutes of fuel left and where 500 miles from the nearest landing zone!
--Not only that but this plane is hooked up to explosives that are set to go off in 2 minutes!
-We have to get EVERYONE off now. Wheres the damn parachute?!?
--There's only 1 parachute onboard, and it's filled with deadly japanese, FIGHTING SPIDERS
(door swings open)
---ZIS IS A HIJAKING. TAKE ZIS PLANE TO CUBA!
-OH SHIT!
--Be careful! That's not a terrorist. Its a ROBOT. AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!
---EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
(Gunshots fired, robot dies.)
-SHIT! We're being attacked by aliens!
(Gunshot fired, alien dies.)
--That alien was actually an undercover cop sent to investigate all the money you and i stole from the orphanage. Unfortunately, I dont feel like splitting the profits, so it looks like im going to have to KILL you too.
-I have a heart-rate monitor that's connected to an entirely different set of explosives on this plane. If you shoot me, you'll kill us BOTH. But not if I kill us both, FIRST!
--FUCK!!!!!
(Explosion)
Quote of the day
(Coach Mac writes down "MC" on the board, which stands for "melting and cooling".)
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
"Uhh, Coach mac?"
"Yes, paul. what is it."
"What does MC stand for?"
"...M...C..."
"Yeah."
"...Hammer?"
"...what?"
"Its. Hammer, time."
- Coach Mac
Sunday, November 1, 2009
End of day - Nov 1
Holy crap ANOTHER postless day :O. Hahh jk sorta. Anyway let's recap on today. Hmm, badminton, daylight savings, mark screwing with my fb, and a video of some really REALLY gay moments with mark and joseph. Yeah...usual weekend. And just a side note, there probably aren't going many posts on other weekends. I kinda wasnt expecting it since this is the first weekend of this blog, (yes applause applause), but anyway dont be expecting much on weekends.
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
So yeah badminton with a couple of buddies. I guess that's kind of a regular for sundays now, nothing interesting. Although i did pick up a sprite there for $1.00. I think i can make a trip there every morning. Bring a soda to school for $1 a day rather than a bottle of juice for $1.50 or whatever. More bang for your buck. Im kidding kinda.
Daylight savings. I dunno i dont really keep up with it, so by the afternoon i finally figured out i was eating lunch at 11:00. Which is odd for me, since that's usually when i eat breakfast on a sunday. Did i ever mention how much i like sundays? I do.
Oops, a little out of order, but whatever. After badminton Mark decided to come over. Anyway we got a little bored, so we took turns going on each other's facebook or gmail and stuff. So if i said anything weird in the past day, you know who it is. BTW sorry to everyone who got weird-ed out today, since i kinda have a rep for not lie-ing and stuff...so just real sorry guys. It was fun tho... :D
And yes. Gay moments. Just saying NONE OF IT WAS ME. It's all Mark and Joseph action at my place. Huhghgh....im not going to go into much detail, but if you see a video come up relating to that, that should be ALL you need.
P.S. mark seemed to have gotten a hold on my phone and texted like 5 people. Sooo sorry about that. And mark, thanks to all the responses i had to reply to, i went from like 80 texts to 30. >:(
End of day - Nov 1
Quote of the day
"...BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
"IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Makemebad35
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