Sing this post out loud, it'll sound better.

You ever hate watching commercials sometimes? I mean i know you probably don't like them, but sometimes you just HATE seeing one so much, you just want to stab your t.v. But then what happens? A sparkly new commercial comes up and makes you all peachy again! But why is this commercial so much better? Well there could be a few reasons.
-You're tired of old commercials and you're happy for a new one
-It's a movie trailer that you like
-You have some sort of brain damage
or

***The commercial has some sort of song or jingle***

That little starred one is what im talking about. I always loved how some commercials actually took the time to rhyme whatever they had to say, or hire some sort of band or good actor to perform the song. And also, they're just really catchy! Apparently research shows that people who listen to music memorize the lyrics easier than just listening. And who doesn't love a commercial with a song in it? Because there's just so many out there! You've got the Free Credit Report.com guys, Hillshire Farm meat, Education Connection.com, all of these have songs that you'll probably be found humming or whistling to throughout the day. Is it weird to have commercial jingles on your ipod? Not that i have any.. pff.

Anyway you have to admit that saying
"Hello. Lucky Charms brand cereal is better than other cereals",
is less appealing than saying
♪They're magically delicious!♫♪ (In a sort of scottish-limerick accent)

So what do you think? Are commercials better when you can snap your fingers or tap your foot to them? Or are they still the same annoying, frustrating, repetitive, stab-your-T.V. commercial?

Quote of the Day

(Comedians are coming up with phrases you would use to describe someone's truck, but not their girlfriend.)

"...wow you can fit 4 in there."

-Greg Proops

Notice - Weekends

If yall don't know already, i don't post up anything on weekends. Sorry it's just that i'm too lazy to manage this thing when i can be sleeping... Not that you probably care anyway, but hey im just giving a heads up. Besides yall probably can't even get here unless i have the link up on my Gmail status. Sooooo whatever i guess.

See yall on monday.

Quote of the day

I couldn't come up for a quote in time today. Sorry yall.

-Alex Luong. (Does this count as a quote?)

End of Day - Apr 8

Mmm a little early to be writing i guess. Actually i wouldn't know since i haven't written one of these in around 6 months. Anywayyyy what's been going on lately? Post-TAKS testing, dying of disease, annoying orchestra conductors, and cartwheeling to places. What else is new.

So how was the TAKS test? In a few words it's actually, boring, easy, tedious, sleep-preventing, you know to be honest it can't really be described in a few words. Basically for an asian it's too easy for the annoying training they put us through. They give you around 5 hours to finish it when you get it done in 1. The rest of the time you're doing one of few things:
- Checking over your answers
- Reading/Finishing a book that you probably already read
- Shooting a rubber band type thing around
- Waiting for lunch
- Sleeping. (Rare)
Sometimes it makes me feel like the test isn't even worth passing...

What's Next?

I've heard of people being sick for a while, but this cough thing has been with me for around 3 weeks now. And if you were in the same TAKS testing room as me, you would've heard me violently hacking up some shit every few seconds. Either that or I was sniffling. I wouldn't be surprised if I got on everyone's nerves that day. Anywho i dont seem to be getting any better, i hope i dont die. Actually i do. I'm asian, I'm gay, and a black man's president. (HAHA reference to the polls over on the side) ANYWAY not that yall probably care about my health anyhow. Half of the asians i know wouldn't find out about my death unless it was an article in their math textbook. haha i kid.

But seriously yall. Anyway What's Next?

So yeah not that most of yall probably care about orchestra, but there was some guest conductor dude or WHATEVER that was "helping" us with our uil pieces. The problem was he was telling us to do all of this weird stuff, like stuff OPPOSITE of what Ms. Victor would tell us to do. Anyway i had the greatest time of my life watching puzzled kids audibly sound out a "huh" during class. And we're seeing him tomorrow! Yayyyyyyyyyy...

I'm being sarcastic by the way. Anyway What's Next?

Yeah im not sure why i put the cartwheel thing in there. I can't even do a cartwheel. I'm sad now ughhh. Story of my life, 14 year old who rants on blogs and can't do cartwheels.

End of day - Apr 8th

Quote of the Day

"The original title for Aliens vs. Predator was Aliens vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris. They changed it because they knew no one would want to watch a 14-second movie."

-Alex Vuong. (Who probably got it somewhere else)

Writing Again

Hello all you fuckers out there who have nothing else to do. Guess what? I'm writing again! So for all of you who've missed my shitty ranting and thoughts on people who hate their lives, well this is one less thing for yall to hate. Sooo grab some popcorn, a nice little barf-bag, and some rice, and we'll get this show on the road.

Why did i start writing again?
I'm reeeeeeeally bored.

Why did i stop?
I got bored of doing this. but now i'm better.

What's with the racist poll?
I'm not a racist, i just thought it'd be entertaining. i love you all you know that.

Dont you have some homework to do or something kid..
Probably.

Anyway i hope yall can come here whenever you've got nothing else to do to laugh at my attempts at being serious even though im a 4-foot tall 14 year old. I'm going to be doing everything i used to. Putting cool videos up for you to see, posting daily and somewhat pointless quotes, ranting about veggetables,making my "end of day" recaps, screaming at animals, all on a daily basis!!! If yall are excited about me writing again, and you're going to tell your friends to read this crap, give yourself a pat on the back. You're really helping me spread the word of short asians. If not, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

Welcome to my blog douchebags.