Notice - Weekends

If yall don't know already, i don't post up anything on weekends. Sorry it's just that i'm too lazy to manage this thing when i can be sleeping... Not that you probably care anyway, but hey im just giving a heads up. Besides yall probably can't even get here unless i have the link up on my Gmail status. Sooooo whatever i guess.

See yall on monday.

Quote of the day

I couldn't come up for a quote in time today. Sorry yall.

-Alex Luong. (Does this count as a quote?)

End of Day - Apr 8

Mmm a little early to be writing i guess. Actually i wouldn't know since i haven't written one of these in around 6 months. Anywayyyy what's been going on lately? Post-TAKS testing, dying of disease, annoying orchestra conductors, and cartwheeling to places. What else is new.

So how was the TAKS test? In a few words it's actually, boring, easy, tedious, sleep-preventing, you know to be honest it can't really be described in a few words. Basically for an asian it's too easy for the annoying training they put us through. They give you around 5 hours to finish it when you get it done in 1. The rest of the time you're doing one of few things:
- Checking over your answers
- Reading/Finishing a book that you probably already read
- Shooting a rubber band type thing around
- Waiting for lunch
- Sleeping. (Rare)
Sometimes it makes me feel like the test isn't even worth passing...

What's Next?

I've heard of people being sick for a while, but this cough thing has been with me for around 3 weeks now. And if you were in the same TAKS testing room as me, you would've heard me violently hacking up some shit every few seconds. Either that or I was sniffling. I wouldn't be surprised if I got on everyone's nerves that day. Anywho i dont seem to be getting any better, i hope i dont die. Actually i do. I'm asian, I'm gay, and a black man's president. (HAHA reference to the polls over on the side) ANYWAY not that yall probably care about my health anyhow. Half of the asians i know wouldn't find out about my death unless it was an article in their math textbook. haha i kid.

But seriously yall. Anyway What's Next?

So yeah not that most of yall probably care about orchestra, but there was some guest conductor dude or WHATEVER that was "helping" us with our uil pieces. The problem was he was telling us to do all of this weird stuff, like stuff OPPOSITE of what Ms. Victor would tell us to do. Anyway i had the greatest time of my life watching puzzled kids audibly sound out a "huh" during class. And we're seeing him tomorrow! Yayyyyyyyyyy...

I'm being sarcastic by the way. Anyway What's Next?

Yeah im not sure why i put the cartwheel thing in there. I can't even do a cartwheel. I'm sad now ughhh. Story of my life, 14 year old who rants on blogs and can't do cartwheels.

End of day - Apr 8th

Quote of the Day

"The original title for Aliens vs. Predator was Aliens vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris. They changed it because they knew no one would want to watch a 14-second movie."

-Alex Vuong. (Who probably got it somewhere else)

Writing Again

Hello all you fuckers out there who have nothing else to do. Guess what? I'm writing again! So for all of you who've missed my shitty ranting and thoughts on people who hate their lives, well this is one less thing for yall to hate. Sooo grab some popcorn, a nice little barf-bag, and some rice, and we'll get this show on the road.

Why did i start writing again?
I'm reeeeeeeally bored.

Why did i stop?
I got bored of doing this. but now i'm better.

What's with the racist poll?
I'm not a racist, i just thought it'd be entertaining. i love you all you know that.

Dont you have some homework to do or something kid..
Probably.

Anyway i hope yall can come here whenever you've got nothing else to do to laugh at my attempts at being serious even though im a 4-foot tall 14 year old. I'm going to be doing everything i used to. Putting cool videos up for you to see, posting daily and somewhat pointless quotes, ranting about veggetables,making my "end of day" recaps, screaming at animals, all on a daily basis!!! If yall are excited about me writing again, and you're going to tell your friends to read this crap, give yourself a pat on the back. You're really helping me spread the word of short asians. If not, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

Welcome to my blog douchebags.

Quote of the day

"Send some faxes!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Micromanage!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Promote Synergy!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Eat a bagel!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Hit on Debra!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Get Rejected!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Swallow Sadness!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Crash my car!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Blackout in the sewer!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Bomb the russians!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Crash into the sun!"

LIKE A BOSS

"Now im DEEEEEEEAD"

-Andy Samberg original song: Like a Boss

Poll Results

Hola everyone. The polls have been closed for a while now, but i felt like i'd officially recap on what yall said. So lets get started. and yes im doing this instead of an end of day today :P.

What would you be arrested for?

Premeditative Murder: 1
Stalking: 7
Streaking: 1

Okay this one was not what i was expecting. Either everything else was too extreme for yall or you're just so desperate you need to stalk someone...? Yeah i dont get it either. Anyway i was hoping for more people wanting to murder someone else, but hey if it's just one guy im with you k? :D As for that one person who liked to streak i have to comments for you. Choose the one that best fits.

If you're a dude go ahead and email me, we can do some nude pics together :D kidding! kidding.

If you're a girl what's your phone number and how much do you cost. HAHA KIDDING AGAIN.

Who do you hate more?
Mr. Peters - 10
Miley Cyrus - 7

Well when you're fat, annoying, pretend you have power, and no one likes you, why wouldn't you be hated huh? You know the difference between Mr. Peters and a pig? One of them rolls around in mud, smells like a dead body, and is so fat you can see the bubbling in their stomach. The other one makes snorting noises =.=

End of Poll Results - Nov 16